The Diarrhoea Song

[Andy_Pagin]

A young Scott of the Clan Murray,
partook of a vindaloo curry,
he fell to the floor,
slid out of the door,
on a carpet of his own slurry
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the men in white coats are coming to take me away.
Yamaha Vity -> YBR125 -> FZS600 Fazer -> FZ1-S Fazer

[Easy-X]

In a similar vein:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0

(warning for sensitive listeners: features a banjolele... oh, and some swearing)
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[drkbishop]

Don't pull the chain, because you have to go again

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

[Freddyfruitba...]

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

[Polarbear]

[MCN]

Guts from a body
Green snotter pie
Mix it all together with a dead dog's eye

Slap it on a sandwich nice and thick
Wash it down your gullet
With a cup a cold sick.
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Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN.

[bhinso]

I was eating egg and beans and I did it in my jeans
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

Comes out your bum like Pedigree Chum
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

[Lord Percy]

I was at a big meeting and we all had smelly seating
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

I was on my first date but her arse said let's stay mates
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

I was visiting my gran and had to mix it in with spam
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

[Fisty]

Gays mix it up with cum and feltch it out their bums,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[goto10]

[pepperami]

I’ll just leave this here
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ncgBFwa79I8

I taught that song to my other half’s grandson .
He went to school and sung it in the classroom.
He got in trouble and the school asked his parents to come in for a chat!
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[bhinso]

Sort of related.
Anyone who can watch this and not laugh is fair play.

https://www.facebook.com/ThePunShow/videos/319802468896173/

[FretGrinder]

Had to pull into the pits, as I had the shits

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
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Yamaha MT-09

ಠ_ಠ

[bhinso]

I was walking down the lane and I did it down the drain

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

Thought that one up myself, just now

[Chinaboy]

[grr666]

It's 04.58 am. I was awoken half an hour ago by that smell that can only mean there's a dog turd somewhere indoors.
Came downstairs to find a couple of puddles of VERY runny poo. Poor bugger had her worming tablet a couple of days ago.
Always plays her guts up for a day or two. Am sitting here with a very early coffee contemplating whether to finish my nights
sleep with an hour on the sofa with Grace or heading back to bed for a bit.
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[Chinaboy]

[grr666]

What do you think I was doing for the half hour? Figuring out a way to frame it?
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Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Chinaboy]

[bhinso]

How does one frame runny dog sh1t ?

[pepperami]

[Fisty]

[bhinso]

Anything's possible with modern art these days.
You could vomit and sh1t on a canvass and it would be worth something.
It's like when someone bought a banksy at auction, put it through the shredder in front of everyone, and it doubled in value

[ride_to_die]

I went up to the attic
and it came out automatic
diarrhoea...diarrhoea.....
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