If you had a time machine...

[Easy-X]

[mentalboy]

I'd go back and slip the Virgin Mary a length, or two.
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Make mine a Corona.

[MarJay]

[recman]

[bhinso]

[Ste]

[hellkat]

I'd probably go back to NZ about 15 years ago.
When I wanted to fucking well go.

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Andy_Pagin]

I'd go and Give Henry VIII a shot of penicillin for his dodgy knee and a bit of counciling to help with his head injury, in exchange for a small gift from his Grace, Cornwall would be nice.
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They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa, hey-hey,
the men in white coats are coming to take me away.
Yamaha Vity -> YBR125 -> FZS600 Fazer -> FZ1-S Fazer

[Ribenapigeon]

I would go back to 1979 and shag Joanne Smith until my teen knob falls off. Why did it take me so long to realise she was begging for it?

[Ribenapigeon]

In fact thinking about it there's at least a half a dozen other potential teen age single mother could have beens from Ackworth middle school if only I had been a bit more on the ball in 1979

[MarJay]

[Polarbear]

[bhinso]

July 1999 for me on that one

[Easy-X]

[hellkat]

Yeah there's one or two I'd have tried a bit harder to keep my grubby little mitts on, and all.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Howling Terror]

Forward a thousand years with my guitar (spare strings obvs).

If nothing is there I'll have a guitar to strum.
If money is still a thing then I could rent it out to get by.

I'd like to see what the trees look like that I planted.

I'd play 'my' versions of popular tunes of the day. My version of 'Toxic' by the musical genius and mastermind Britney Spears will be historic.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[stevo as b4]

I'm not keen on changing history or doing stuff to save an event or disaster or disease from happening. Something else probably far worse would always restore the balance or end life etc.

I'd like to go back to the pre-big bang 500cc GP days and the open class MX factory bike era, to be an HRC NSR500 or RC500 test rider.

Or just to work in the HRC development team and know all the then secrets of how we were going to get rediculous power out of our engines, and design parts and operate the engine dyno etc.

[Andy_Pagin]

I'd go back to 1980 and since Bill Gates had just been tragically run over and killed by a motorcycle, offer to write an operating system for the soon to be announced IBM Personal Computer. I think I might have made a few quid out of that
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They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa, hey-hey,
the men in white coats are coming to take me away.
Yamaha Vity -> YBR125 -> FZS600 Fazer -> FZ1-S Fazer

[Ribenapigeon]

[1198]

[Easy-X]

[Diggs]

I'd like to go back a thousand years and go big-game fishing around the world.
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[Nobby the Bastard]

Nothing. If anything in my past was changed, I wouldn't be the person I am now and I'm quite happy with my lot.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Easy-X]

[Fisty]

Back 12 years and tell my grandfather to keep pressuring the hospital for a scan.

Then he could finish the books he was writing and see his great grand children.

Fuck I miss him.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret