From one cruiser owner to another...

[Easy-X]

...did you enjoy Pride London this year?
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Ribenapigeon]

All Harley riders secretly want to know the pleasure of anal sex. Fact.

[Riejufixing]

[Easy-X]

[hellkat]

Its not all its cracked up to be.

I stayed indoors the whole weekend.
I did not ride my bike (although there was a reason, i.e., that it was running like shite)
And encountered no poofs, not even lady ones.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[WD Forte]

It was all over the ̶g̶a̶y̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶s̶ BBC webshite
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bikers smell of wee

[Easy-X]

TBH I forgot it was on but the bar I was working in had some sailors... and a mermaid! Funny how it's always the hairiest guy in the skimpy outfit
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[hellkat]

I do like a matelot, though.
Always have, father in the RNZN, etc.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Ste]

I see so many problems with a mermaid / merman / mer-gender-neutral costume.

https://www.mermaidtailaustralia.com.au/product/fabric-mermaid-tails-swimming/

[Alpineandy]

[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

[hellkat]

https://gph.is/1svtBSf
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Motorhate]

[Ste]

Don't ask Harley riders if they're homo.

[hellkat]

Chromo don't get you homo.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Nobby the Bastard]

[hellkat]

I am not turning lezzer just for you lot
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Diggs]

Some of my closest friends ride Harleys...
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[Easy-X]

Maybe we can make "I have a friend with a Harley" a new euphemism
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Pete.]

[Ribenapigeon]

There are two types of cruiser riders, Tops and Bottoms.