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MCN
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 10 Aug 2019    Post subject: Different kinds of Stools Reply with quote

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

I'm the two middle ones. 😎
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 10 Aug 2019    Post subject: Re: Different kinds of Stools Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
I shit the bed. 😎

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PostPosted: 18:19 - 10 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's the rusty water???
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 10 Aug 2019    Post subject: Re: Different kinds of Stools Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

I'm the two middle ones. 😎


Sometimes you come out with more sh1t than Val Wink
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PostPosted: 20:54 - 10 Aug 2019    Post subject: Re: Different kinds of Stools Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
MCN wrote:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

I'm the two middle ones. 😎


Sometimes you come out with more sh1t than Val Wink


Aren't you a droll one. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 10 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
Where's the rusty water???

Type 7 shit is soaked into the bed MCN slept on last night. Sick
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 10 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whilst you're worrying about your shit, spare a thought for this guy: https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/08/09/gay-man-hospitalised-with-permanent-erection-that-may-never-go-down/

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PostPosted: 22:41 - 10 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 23:04 - 10 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Commiserations, do we need to chip in so that you can get your arsehole stitched up?
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 10 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

linuxyeti wrote:

Sick

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PostPosted: 07:11 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^ I don't get it. Is that him??

Would link into relevant stories on the poop subject but a lack of NSFW puts the fear in me.
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PostPosted: 09:06 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

mentalboy wrote:
linuxyeti wrote:


Commiserations, do we need to chip in so that you can get your arsehole stitched up?


Crowd Fund FTW. 👍
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PostPosted: 09:13 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was expecting rarely seen items of furniture Embarassed
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PostPosted: 09:14 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

doggone wrote:
I was expecting rarely seen items of furniture Embarassed

Nobody says they need to have a .... stool.
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PostPosted: 11:22 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah! My Sunday is complete, the mighty BCF is back to it’s best : talking about poo! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:53 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

My ones are in the "normal" picnic bar category.

Sometimes with extra nuts or sweetcorn Smile

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PostPosted: 20:50 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave.... wrote:
My ones are in the "normal" picnic bar category.

Sometimes with extra nuts or sweetcorn Smile

https://www.chocablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/baby-ruth-2-400x300.jpg?x66710



NSFW? Thinking

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PostPosted: 21:06 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why is poop called a stool anyway?
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because Adam Aarons shit the bed.
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Because Adam Aarons shit the bed.



We Found 3 Clips With "Adam Aarons"
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

King29 wrote:
Ste wrote:
Because Adam Aarons shit the bed.



We Found 3 Clips With "Adam Aarons"


Only 3?

FFS. You're not doing it right.

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PostPosted: 21:27 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
Why is poop called a stool anyway?


You have to ask that?

It's coz you can sit on a stool.
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
Why is poop called a stool anyway?


Good question. I always call it a 'sturdy', 'Richard', 'jobbie' or 'log'.

If it is sloppy it is a 'sloppy Joe'.

'Floaters' and 'sinkers' speak for themselves, as do 'coils' and 'pebbledash'.

A particularly quick and runny one is described as a 'flock of sparrows' - after the noise a flock of birds taking off makes.

I could go on but anticipate somebody else taking the baton from here in Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://youtu.be/KhyMFw9eSzc

Shit post post is shit.
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:


I could go on but anticipate somebody else taking the baton from here in Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


One of those runny poos that had a bit of wind behind it, = Chocolate Shotgun!
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