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Ste
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
I could go on but anticipate somebody else taking the baton from here in Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

What's it called when it wakes other people in the house up?
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

And the daddy, which is a 'hazard to shipping'....
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PostPosted: 22:18 - 11 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Diggs wrote:
I could go on but anticipate somebody else taking the baton from here in Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

What's it called when it wakes other people in the house up?


Pan Rattler with Thunder Crack follow-through.
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PostPosted: 05:46 - 12 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

No mention of the 'snap - crackle and pop ones. These are generally pugged out wet, like after a rather unruly curry, a mix of slurry and fart. The more sphincter tension, the more exciting the effect.
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PostPosted: 07:16 - 12 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
And the daddy, which is a 'hazard to shipping'....


Ah a battle shit.
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PostPosted: 07:35 - 12 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The big rock hard one with absolutely no movement in it that goes “clunk” when it hits the pan. = the cricket ball Shocked
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PostPosted: 07:47 - 12 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Used to work in a place where there was a 'phantom shitter' He would leave a single deposit the size and diameter of a baby's leg. There was an air of excitement and wonderment in the factory after a whopper was left and it was like you could sell tickets to see this freak of nature.

Speaking of toilet habits, my ex used to work in a high street store, and used to get annoyed at someone who would leave a smear of excrement on the back of the toilet seats. Wanting to know who it was, she monitored the in's and out's of who was using the bogs and discovered to her horror what was happening.
Apparently, there was a really fat woman who also working in the store, you know the type, all hips and mouth. She was so fat that she had to reverse into the cubical (no lie) Her arse was so big it must have been munching on older deposits that then worked their way up to the critical point of contact with the seat. When the fat woman left, she never looked back so never saw the smear she left behind. Sick Sick True story.
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Diggs
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PostPosted: 08:35 - 12 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

To echo that tale, I used to work in an office where we had a phantom horizontal shitter. Somebody would regularly take a dump and it would end up forced between seat and pan.

After considerable detective work (we were young and bored...), we narrowed it down to either Mad Harry or Steve B. Turned out Mad Harry was only going in for a wank and he left under a cloud after groping at one of the admin girls, so Steve B was our man.

Steve was a vegetarian with a wierd colon and exit arrangement, and finally admitted that could only get his doings in the pan if he sat sideways and leant back. He couldn't do in the work traps because he was 6'2" and they weren't wide enough. This combined with the high fibre diet meant that he couldn't put one down at home and then again at night without an intervening poo.

Happy days....
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