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Easy-X
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PostPosted: 13:36 - 30 Sep 2019    Post subject: Not been touched up by Boris? Post here... Reply with quote
Talk about a "hands-on" Prime Minister!

So far there's only a single report of someone he hasn't touched inappropriately:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49877508

So if you're one of the unfortunate few who's not been the subject of Mr.Johnson's affections please post here and we'll try and get you the help you need...

...and if you have had your thigh squeezed twenty years or so ago in a totally unverifiable manner then please keep it to yourself. Nobody likes a bragger.
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 30 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Every time he speaks I feel touched
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PostPosted: 14:03 - 30 Sep 2019    Post subject: Re: Not been touched up by Boris? Post here... Reply with quote
Easy-X wrote:
Nobody likes a bragger.

"Shortly after his first wife Jane Chapman walked out, Corbyn encouraged his friend Keith Veness and Steve Hull, another political ally, to join him posting leaflets around a council estate.

At about 11.30am he announced ‘We need to collect more leaflets’, and drove them back to his flat. The three walked in to discover a naked woman on the bed. Diane Abbott, Corbyn proudly announced, was his new girlfriend. ‘He wanted us to see her in his bed,’ recalled Veness. ‘She was shocked when we entered.’"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6686639/Jeremy-Corbyn-drove-friends-flat-WANTED-Diane-Abbott-naked-bed.html

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PostPosted: 14:14 - 30 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
I may have been touched, but I can't remember. Ask me again in 20 years...
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PostPosted: 14:26 - 30 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
I was touched, now gimme the money.
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PostPosted: 14:29 - 30 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
I was touched, now gimme the money.


Do you have DNA evidence? No? Next please!
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PostPosted: 14:31 - 30 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
chickenstrip wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
I was touched, now gimme the money.


Do you have DNA evidence? No? Next please!


You shouldn't need evidence, just a loud voice and a facebook page where you can get likes. That's PROOF Folded arms
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 30 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
I want to be touched. Anyone is allowed - male and female.

Mentions of Abbott naked? And? Hey I don't mind seeing any naked female.
(lines Ste up with something perverted)
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PostPosted: 04:18 - 01 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
I was watching the news the other night and they had all these politicians on there
and I got a queer feeling in my bum.
I jiggled about trying to laugh it off, I didn want make a fuss
but felt embarrassed and the feeling persisted.

Now I cant even listen to the radio as they're on nearly all the time and my bum hurts more!.
Not sure if its Boris or Jeremy makes it sorest, probably both, but its getting worse.
I feel dirty and abused all the time now and want it to stop.

where do I claim my five ponds bad touch money?
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PostPosted: 09:20 - 01 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
mpd72 wrote:
These repeated smear campaigns on Boris from the left are cringe-worthy. It just stinks of desperation and underhand tactics.

I wonder who's orchestrating them? This is the second in recent months, after the freelance Guardian/Independent reporter who just happened to be walking past Johnson's front door with high sensitivity recording equipment.


Of course its a smear. Just like the tale about JC inviting people home to see Diane Abbott 'legs-akimbo' on his bed. Sadly we are approaching the American approach to politics, and I think we are worse off for it.

Doesn't mean it didn't happen though.
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PostPosted: 10:27 - 01 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
If you are talking comparisons, one was consentual and the other wasn't.
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PostPosted: 10:54 - 01 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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If you are talking comparisons, one was consentual and the other wasn't.

Abbott hadn't consented to Corbyn turning up with his mates to see her in the flesh.

Do something like that these days and you could end up facing all sorts of sex crime allegations and have to sign the register for the rest of your life.

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PostPosted: 11:18 - 01 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Diggs wrote:
If you are talking comparisons, one was consentual and the other wasn't.

Abbott hadn't consented to Corbyn turning up with his mates to see her in the flesh.

Sick


We don't know. Perhaps they were swingers? Perhaps Abbott was to be the meat in a Socialist spit-roast? The mind boggles unfortunately...

Reintroducing that as a diversionary tactic however doesn't alter people's perception of Boris as a chap of dubious morality who thinks he can touch up any young filly who has the misfortune to be sat next to him at a table.
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PostPosted: 11:50 - 01 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:

Abbott hadn't consented to Corbyn turning up with his mates to see her in the flesh.


Are we sure? I mean he could have told her how many of his mates were turning up, but lets face it, she's not the greatest when it comes to numbers!
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PostPosted: 12:43 - 01 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fizzoid wrote:
Ste wrote:

Abbott hadn't consented to Corbyn turning up with his mates to see her in the flesh.


Are we sure? I mean he could have told her how many of his mates were turning up, but lets face it, she's not the greatest when it comes to numbers!


True. Although if he said we are going to have a one on one on one on one this afternoon she probably thought he had a stutter rather than him and two mates making a Abbo sandwich. Shocked
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PostPosted: 13:09 - 01 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Question is, did they turn up with a bag of flour?


Ok, enough now.
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 01 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
So your boss touches you up at a dinner party. You're worried about keeping your job so you don't complain at the time...

Fine, it's not right but I could understand that.

Your boss moves onto another job but you worry that he still has connections at your company...

Now we're starting to stretch it a bit.

Your old boss is in the public eye all the time and is now up for re-election as London Mayor. Possibly the most visible position after the Queen and Prime Minister. You still keep quiet...

Really?

Your old boss is now fighting a very divisive campaign over membership in the EU. He's upset and awful lot of people. You still keep quiet...

This is getting beyond a joke now.

Your old boss has somehow managed to become Prime Minister. Everybody hates him. You still keep quiet...

Now I'm thinking you enjoyed the attention.

Finally your old boss is in the biggest political hole of his career. Now? Yes, now is the time to put the boot in...

You fucking poisonous bitch!
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 01 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
#NeverBeenTouched

I feel left out...
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PostPosted: 17:25 - 01 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
LustyLew wrote:
#NeverBeenTouched

I feel left out...


Remainer privilege.
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PostPosted: 11:10 - 02 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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You fucking poisonous bitch!


She's a journo, what do you expect. I think journalists are as shifty, aggressive and morally bankrupt as any politician.

Also, I was felt up (non concensually) by a girl whos brother went to school with Michael Gove. This was of course thirty odd years ago and easily beats this journos twenty years so I rekon i should at least get a deputy editorship out of the Gaurdian.
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PostPosted: 11:15 - 02 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
What will be important is what Kate Smurthwait thinks. https://youtu.be/PfjxSauujBY
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 02 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
I was once in the que at Lidl when I felt something hard rub against my buttocks. Imagine my surprise when I turned around to see Boris Johnson stood behind me, eyes rolled back and sweat in beads on his brow.

Turned out to be a tin of kidney beans. I knew it wasn't his cock as he had it stuck in a beef wellington at the time...
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