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I use to go "Up t'North" for jobs and also got bored with the M1/M6 so tried the A1... in a car
About half of it is fine and it mostly gets better the further south you get. On a bike though I would imagine it'd be a breeze: "Who the fuck is towing a caravan in October?! Fuck 'em." zoooommmm....
Having said that when I go down to Cornwall in the car I rarely go M4/M5 any more as it's way too dull. A303 all the way, baby! Caravans or no caravans. Haven't quite plucked up the courage to do the journey on the bike yet
You casually mention the north & south circular... errr, have you been round those roads before? Certain parts might be "an experience" Hangar Lane is something spectacular. Don't forget to stop off at the Ace Café on the way ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
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Posted: 00:41 - 22 Oct 2019 Post subject: Re: What's the A1 like? |
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WD Forte wrote: | What's the A1 like? |
How the A1 Became Britain's Sexiest Road
"When Graham Kidd started converting Little Chefs on the A1 into sex shops, he was sure the local farmers would be the first to complain. It was a few years ago, and Graham, whose firm Pulse and Cocktails owns 21 stores across Britain, had just opened his inaugural shop on the A1 (he now has three along the road). Like any new business, the first few weeks were slow. Cars whizzed by and locals didn't want to know. Then, one day, a tractor pulled into the forecourt.
"The farmer wandered in," says Graham. "After browsing the magazines and blow-up dolls, he picked up a Fleshlight and asked what it was. When our staff explained that it's a male masturbation tool disguised as a torch, he was amazed. 'Wow,' he said. 'This'd be great for when I'm working the fields.'"
The farmer bought the device and the staff thought nothing more of it, until the next day. "The following lunchtime, literally five tractors drove in from the A1 and all five farmers each bought a Fleshlight," Graham says. "They couldn't get enough! We had to ring central office to ship more down to cope with the demand."
To this day, he says, that shop is Pulse and Cocktails' biggest seller of imitation Maglite vaginas. "I won't tell you which store it is, only that it's surrounded by fields," he adds. "I wouldn't want to scare off our best customers."
Welcome to the A1 – the mothership of the motorway sex industry.
Motorways should not be sexy. Nothing says "it's not you, it's me" like a cold, emotionless strip of tarmac. They are portals of frustration, designed for the sole purpose of getting you from a place to another place. It's about the destination, never the journey. They aren't fun like high-streets, or picturesque like country lanes. That's why kids watch TV inside cars – because there's nothing to see outside them.
Then there is the A1. Haven't you ever noticed one of the half-dozen roadside sex businesses dotted along the 165-mile stretch between Leeds and London? I did during a drive north a few months ago. On the way back, I counted them – four sex shops and two dedicated swingers clubs. If you're looking, they're near-impossible to miss.
Then I looked online. "I drive past these all the time," wrote "Rubberduck" on one forum I stumbled across. "Anyone been in one? ... Surely better to just order stuff online than from one of these seedy places? Would have thought they would have gone out of business years ago but what do I know?"
Rubberduck got me thinking. Are they seedy? Why are they there? Who visits them? And why is the A1 a good place to sell sex? I drove from Leeds to London to find out."
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/7bmj74/up-the-a1-how-the-great-north-road-became-britains-sexiest-motorway |
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Last time I did the A1 for most of its length, and it was quite some time ago, main thing I noticed was that it was infested with speed cameras. I don't remember anything particularly interesting about it beyond that. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE! |
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I use the A1 when I go ‘oop Norf’.
Although it’s not the most exciting road, it’s not so bad.
It’s a damm site better/easier to get off and find a cafe than the motorway.
Keep an eye out for speed camera vans and you’ll be okay.
Like any major road , piggies will be hiding behind junctions and hedgerows waiting to get you . ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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If not in a rush consider Humber Bridge and A15, don't go into London beyond the M25 you will get stabbed for sure - almost everyone will stab you repeatedly, especially if they realise from Middlesbrough. |
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All those farmers with Fleshlights, eh?
Must've got bored of looking up cows' hoo-ha's day in and day out ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 4 years, 184 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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