Wrong planet

[chickenstrip]

Does anyone know where I parked my spaceship? Cos you're all aliens and I'm on the wrong planet
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[chickenstrip]

It could be that you're all on the wrong planet. I mean, I don't remember ever flying a spaceship.
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[Polarbear]

A bit early isn't chick? Suns not over the yardarm.
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[chickenstrip]

^ Definitely an alien. Different sense of time.

I don't drink. It's not that I wouldn't, but it's a social thing for me when I do.
Could use some weed though.

Can you get drunk on tea and toast?

What am I asking you lot for? You're all fuckin aliens
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[stinkwheel]

He's onto us.

Quick, prepare the anal probe!
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[chickenstrip]

And if I wanted confirmation of my premise, that was it!
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[Easy-X]

Ah, the perennial question:

"Am I insane or is it everyone else?"
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[Bubbs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHGJOkYpLX8
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Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Drinks are on me!

Anyone got change of a Zonk?
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[hellkat]

How very dare you.
I'm not an alien.

I'm a mutant.
*bats her eyelid*
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Islander]

[RhynoCZ]

OP is a machine planet, sending a machine to earth, looking for its creator,... and I claim my 5 ponds.

Whoever gets this reference has got ''cool'' karma rating coming his/her way.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor