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WreckTangle |
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WreckTangle Scooby Slapper
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Posted: 14:38 - 15 Nov 2019 Post subject: Ideas for secrete santa for someone in office |
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Here is something interesting.
As we are approaching that dreaded expensive event again........Christmas **** It's time that the office festivities commence (in our office anyway)
We as every year have the usual pick the name from the hat of a person that you have to buy a present for, then buy them some cheap lame pressie for around £10.00 or something like that. You have to obviously not tell them it was you who brought the pressie, despite the fact everyone knows it was me because I wrap my pressies in the same way that monkey on LSD wraps them whilst being electrocuted.
This year is going to be hard, as I am going to be buying a pressie for someone girl in our team that will be leaving shortly.....to go and join the police (yeah, she is aiming to hopefully become a traffic copper**, possibly the bikers 2nd mortal enemy after bike thief's)
Was going to get her some stupid lame bath set, but she is one of these people who does not bath (showers, kinda creepy that I know this)
I was for a joke going to get some stupid handcuffs or something like that, but I know that she will take that the wrong way
What do you lot think will be a good thing to get?
I am sure that you have all had your run in the cops, so feel free to post anything that comes in to your head
** I am sure she says this just to piss me off
**** My god I said that c word, **shivers** ____________________ My wife asked me to get her something that goes from 0-100 in under 5 seconds for her birthday. ......................I got her a bathroom scale. |
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Sister Sledge World Chat Champion
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weasley World Chat Champion
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Tracey Suntan-King World Chat Champion
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Posted: 15:19 - 15 Nov 2019 Post subject: |
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In the BCF Secret Santa, I was sent a book by MCW. The title is
"Shag Yourself Slim"
It's been an absolute boon, I can tell you
Maybe she'd like that? ____________________ Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right |
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WreckTangle Scooby Slapper
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Ste Not Work Safe
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Nobby the Bastard |
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Nobby the Bastard Harley Gaydar
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WreckTangle |
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Nobby the Bastard Harley Gaydar
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BigTim Trackday Trickster
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Posted: 19:00 - 15 Nov 2019 Post subject: |
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They on about doing this secret Santa in our office this year, I've told em already it doesn't matter who I'm buying for they getting a pair of stockings!
the women laughed but i think Pete jumped when i said it ! |
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iooi Super Spammer
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Posted: 21:29 - 15 Nov 2019 Post subject: |
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Get someone else to wrap it ____________________ Just because my bike was A DIVVY, does not mean i am...... |
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A100man |
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A100man World Chat Champion
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Posted: 09:37 - 16 Nov 2019 Post subject: |
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WreckTangle wrote: | A100man wrote: | Do you fancy her? |
nah, she's ...er......dunno how to put this in a politically correct way ....looks a bit too gender fluid for me
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Too easy, a strap-on, preferably home-made.. ____________________ Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750
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Fisty Super Spammer
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Ste Not Work Safe
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steve the grease Crazy Courier
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A100man World Chat Champion
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Posted: 13:49 - 20 Nov 2019 Post subject: |
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Robby wrote: | Fisty nailed it. Secret santa is always an excuse to buy buttplugs.
If you like someone, you might even be kind enough to give them a brand new one. |
is there a 2nd hand market? Who knew! ____________________ Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750
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Ribenapigeon Super Spammer
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 4 years, 118 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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