I give up.

[JackButler]

As a 684th birthday treat, I booked the current missus Butler & a select few of her fellow coven members into a 4* spa for the weekend.

As a thank you she thoughtfully swiped a bottle of complimentary plonk to drink whilst I forensically examine the bill

There it is, item 36, £13.80 for 70cl of paint stripper.
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I clean my guns with the tears of the snivelling, left wing scum.

[Riejufixing]

[JackButler]

[Riejufixing]

[Sister Sledge]

I don't know how they work either. Are they actually brothels for mature women? (I've been watching videos)
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CCM 404 DS

[Polarbear]

Probably. Wifie always come back from hers glowing!!!
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Skudd]

I need to send mine to one, just to see if she will friggin drown in the hot bloody tub.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Polarbear]

[A100man]

My former wife wizzled about going to a spa weekend for her 40th. I researched it and said, look here's a nice hotel in Bath that offers spa treatments let's go there. There's also a pub down the road too where I can sit an read the paper over a pint whilst you have your, nails/hair/tits/arse trimmed/waxed/massaged.. and then we can meet for lunch etc..

Evidently that was not part of the deal I was expected to get dressed up in the white dressing gown too. FUCK THAT..!!

In the end we took the Alfa to Bruge and had a row there instead...
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Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750

Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600

[BTTD]

[Nobby the Bastard]

I send Mrs Bastard to the spa in Bath every year for christmas and also pay for her twin sister to go.

I forgo the opportunity to see the pair of them in their skimpys because I'd rather stay home and look after the kids than have my wife see me develop a massive boner whilst i was.looking at her sister.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[bhinso]

It's worse when your wife develops a massive boner.

[MCN]

[WreckTangle]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[bhinso]

No but this might

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8036901/EJ-Johnson-flaunts-legs-black-mini-skirt-event-Netflixs-Hollywood.html

[Riejufixing]

[bhinso]

I'm just on a mission to fill this forum with pictures of EJ Johnson in the style of nobcat.jpg

[MCN]

[BigTim]

[Sister Sledge]

Magic Johnsons son I believe?
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CCM 404 DS

[MCN]

[hellkat]

Fuckin weird looking cunt whoever he is.


*wanders off, wondering who the fuck Magic Johnson is, let alone his son, and whether or not to even bother googling either of them*
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[recman]

[myvision]