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1198
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PostPosted: 10:05 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Now that’s finished... Reply with quote

....can we get back to normal now please?

(Yes, I’m probably a miserable bastard!!!)
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PostPosted: 10:16 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

What would you like us to argue about first Wink
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PostPosted: 12:16 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I just ask: Are they truly gone or just laying low?
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
What would you like us to argue about first Wink


Anything that’s not Christmas or New Year related!
I’m tempted to make a few suggestions as to subjects but don’t want to be seen to trying flame anything!
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PostPosted: 12:33 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:42 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Go on..." she said, "It'll just be me and a couple of mates..." she said...

At 06.00 she was telling me that she "liked to experiment" with her pissed bezzie, who 1 hour previously came out of the closet big style. Within the space of one evening I find out that my 15 year old bats for the other side and that my chances of grandkids are cut by a third.

Thank the lord for sons - my middle one bought home a very mucky looking woman at about 02.30 and is currently 'on the nest', probably waiting until the coast is clear before he smuggles her out...

Happy new year!
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PostPosted: 12:46 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Re: Now that’s finished... Reply with quote

1198 wrote:
....can we get back to normal now please?

(Yes, I’m probably a miserable bastard!!!)

What's finished?
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PostPosted: 13:13 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus Christ. Just opened the living room door to find two puberts still crashed out and a horrible smell of vomit...
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PostPosted: 13:21 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
Jesus Christ. Just opened the living room door to find two puberts still crashed out and a horrible smell of vomit...


You'll be pleased to know that a short walk for the little bastard to have a go on the balance bike has sorted my stomach. Just awaiting a suitable opportunity to goose the wife whilst explaining that the next time she wants to wake me for sexy time, tradition dictates that she opens with a blow job.
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PostPosted: 13:31 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

It wasn't the best NYE for me by any means.

Wifie was working so I thought I'd go down the boat and then go to the marina shindig for a few hours.

So I popped in my pub for a quick pint and it was dead, everyone sitting quietly, music on quiet etc. So I proceed to say 'What's up, it's like a morgue in here' PB's foot in mouth disease strikes again. Landlady pulls me to one side and tells me one of the barmen, a nice young lad of about 20 was found on Sunday hanging from the beams in his garage.

So I have the drink, go to the boat and am sitting there a the phone goes. Youngest daughter bawling her eyes out because she saw lumps in her horses mouth a few days ago, took some photos and sent them to her vet who sent them to a specialist who came back yesterday with it's almost certainly cancer.

What do you say that helps, I have no idea.

So 2019 buggered off in style and I went to bed early.
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I woke up this morning feeling like I had a stinking hangover, but I hadn't even been drinking because I'm on call.

A trip to the bog later on revealed eating the whole pack of cheese-stuffed chillis while binge-watching Alex Steele projects on youtube 'till 3am was probably a poor choice.
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Been feeling full of cold for the last few days.
Didn’t really want to party the new year in.
Stayed up till 12.30 to see in the new decade and then called it quits.
Not in the mood to argue with anyone Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 19:00 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Christ, what a bundle of joy you're all bringing to the new year !!

Had a quiet night, after visiting a mate in derby, had burger & chips, watched good omens, welcomed the new year in with missus, daughter & dog, toasted the new year with schloer then went to bed, nice relaxing enjoyable evening..

Today, after checking work, we went to the Chasewater new Year's day mince pie event, busy, friendly & a free mince pie.. All in all a nice enjoyable time, no drama, roll on 2020.
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

linuxyeti wrote:
Christ, what a bundle of joy you're all bringing to the new year !!

Had a quiet night, after visiting a mate in derby, had burger & chips, watched good omens, welcomed the new year in with missus, daughter & dog, toasted the new year with schloer then went to bed, nice relaxing enjoyable evening..

Today, after checking work, we went to the Chasewater new Year's day mince pie event, busy, friendly & a free mince pie.. All in all a nice enjoyable time, no drama, roll on 2020.


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PostPosted: 19:57 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hootenanny, yay!

Bring on 2020, carpe diem,it's later than you think........
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 01 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Northern Monkey wrote:


The home of Pacer preservation


Indeed, 1 there, obscured, apparently another on the way
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 02 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

A couple of glasses of malt while watching the usual BBC firework's coverage and oh my fucking god, I thought I'd been sent on a trip to the twilight zone...craig fucking david. I don't think I've ever before been subjected to something so embarrassingly and cringingly god-aweful SHITE! Laughing What utter CUNT at the BBC thought this talentless WANKER was appropriate for not only the new year but new DECADE celebration?!

Then a penny dropped and I realised this was the twat Keith Lemon was taking the piss out of with the Kestrel-carrying Bo Selecta parody. That was a wee moment of mirth right there. Laughing
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