Best way?

[Skudd]

If you had to top yourself, what would be the best way?
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[Nobby the Bastard]

[King29]

Ride in the rain with a patented wiper blade that don't fucking work and crash and die through poor visibility.

Or

Marriage, die a slow and horrible death over many many years at the end you'll be begging death to take you.

Or read this for inspiration.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Complete_Manual_of_Suicide

[pepperami]

[Ste]

Please don't.

Most suicide attempts end up with the person ending up in hospital with injuries to themselves or their internal organs. They might end up in as a potato in a wheelchair for the rest of their life. They might end up with permanent damage to internal organs. There are lots of bad possibilities are none of them are fun.

Then when intensive care and whatever wards you have to go have finished, you'll be off to a psychiatric hospital which are really shitty places.

[Ste]

[CaNsA]

[temeluchus]

If *you* are considering topping yourself, if you are going to do something that monumentally stupid, at least do it publicly and in an entertaining fashion.
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[Diggs]

From my experience those talking about it are least likely to top themselves. It is the ones who go quiet you have to watch....
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[stinkwheel]

This is not 4chan.

Skudd, you have PM.

Samaritans: 116123

SANE : 0300 304 7000

Campaign against living miserably: 0800 58 58 58

Anyone got his number/address want to give him a bell/pop round?
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[Ste]

And as if by magic the thread has unlocked itself.

Skudd managed to find the line where nobody gets the joke.

As this thread shows, we're all generally bastards on here but are nice when necessary.

This thread was so close to being reported to the police which would have seen Skudd detained for up to 36 hours for a mental health act assessment and that would have been the punchline to his joke.

[WreckTangle]

this thread.....er....concerns me

But if I was to go, the words 'drug fueled sex heart attack' sounds good
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[pepperami]

[Ste]

Strangle wank?

[WreckTangle]

[Easy-X]

I had to investigate the death of a friend that seemingly died in such a... mishap.

Makes for a very strange funeral when you know what's up and most of the people there don't
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[Hetzer]

Pistola or methadrone if a pistola is unavailable.
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[Freddyfruitba...]

[steve the grease]

Is a surfeit of muff diving even possible?

[Fisty]

I tried.

I failed.


Please don't. Please talk to others If you are even feelking close to that. It is nothing to be ashamed about.
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[Fisty]

[WD Forte]

Skudd
If this is a serious enquiry Talk to someone !!
You may be surprised how many folk have been in very dark places
at times and how many will be ready to help.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Punching a shark.
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[Skudd]

I was thinking of answers in the line of.... Upsetting a Royal or eating all the 99p Big Macs.

I have found the line for BCF and I thought it would be Ste who found the line.

To all those who have shown concern, Thankyou.

Now I'm going to put that satsuma away and just have a normal tug.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[gbrand42]

Get really old over a large number of years and have fun while you're doing it. That's the best way, and it works every time
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