I help people. Can you help me?

[happywisechoi...]

Dear family,

on 1st of January 2020 a man in the hood caught my attention. I was walking through the bridge and a gut feeling told me, that this person needed help.. If I didn't stop and ask "are you ok?" this man now would have been dead. He wanted to end his life by jumping off the bridge. This situation was traumatic, I would like to believe he's gonna find a purpose in his life again..

This was a reminder how fortunate I am in my life. But it also reminded me, that there are good people out there and we should do more of what we love.

Here's my crowdfunding campaign to raise some money for a motorbike that will bring joy to my life and fuel me to help people even more.

https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/motorbiker-i-help-people-now-please--help-me

Here's more of my story
https://www.happywisechoices.com/about

Regardless of your decision,
Enjoy your life to the fullest !!
xxx
Monika
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Monika

[WD Forte]

Dear Monika I was moved and inspired by your post
When you get some free internet money can I have some please?
I only have a shitty old bike nowadays cos I'm skint and if I had a newer better bike
it would make me a much better person.
Love and Kisses
WD Forte
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bikers smell of wee

[happywisechoi...]

As far as I'm concerned im not harming anyone, nobody prevents you from trying and that the beauty.
Cheers
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Monika

[pepperami]

Dear Monika.
I felt moved by your posting and now I am ready to move on with my life.
Please send me lots of free money to help with my life


EDIT: I’ve just re-read your first post ....... fuck off!
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[gbrand42]

TOGTFO parasite
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[Ste]

[sulphur]

Gimp.

TOGTFO.

Love n kisses. xx

[Riejufixing]

Apologies, I marked the post as spam, but forgot to add a personal message about parasitic pieces of. So:

Dear monica, you filthy parasitic POS. No regards, Off.


P.S. Oh how very interesting on farceberk/youtube, too.

[Polarbear]

Dear Monica, Can you give me a blowjob, It will make me feel so happy.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Easy-X]

It is at this point I must point out two classes of people:

A psychologist is a boffin - they spend years studying and get real qualifications and help people with sound, science-backed methods.

A life coach is a trick-cyclist - they get their qualifications (if they even bother) e-mailed to them from an online "university." They're more interested in self promotion than actually helping people.
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Sister Sledge]

Dear Monica,

Are your teeth real or false? If they're false, I'm a good man and have had most things in life yet one simple thing is missing.
I've tried a defrosted chicken but found it too small and uncomfortable despite removing the giblets. I've also tried a jar of worms after they've been quickly excited in a microwave - again it just didn't feel right. Finally I purchased a large slab of ox liver. Once home I left it in the plastic bag and placed it on a radiator for an hour. Unwrapped it felt nice when I slapped the raw offal around my pork pipe and the slime good too. It was lifeless though and didn't move much.
I like your mouth so please tell me your teeth are false??

Yours,

XX
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CCM 404 DS

[Nobby the Bastard]

Your story moved me so much I had to bang one out immediately.

Please send some internet moneys to pay for more tissues.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[The Shaggy D.A.]

I'll pay your £5000, but you need to send me £500 first to cover the transfer fee.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[kolu]

Hi Monica,
I wish you a success raising the money.
I would maybe suggest setting the aim a bit lower, as you can easily grab yourself a bargain used running bike under 1k on places like Autotrader etc.
and to keep costs low, learn to fix it yourself.
Also, don't forget to exchange your EU driving licence for the UK one, it might be quite important in the future.

all the best,
fellow eastern european immigrant

[RhynoCZ]

Beggars got lazy these days. I blame social media.

Monika, I recently helped an eldery woman, she twisted her ankle on the street, sitting in a puddle, it was raining, cold... tl; dr autumn. I had my car near by, so I drove her where ever it was necessary. She was greatful, could not believe how nice people could be. She was also not a local, so I told her, that people around are still nice to eachother or something like that. I live in a industrial city, that's believed by many to be a harsh place (you've got those in the UK). I always tend to say nice things about where I live, when talking to forigners. Anyway, she was greatful and I took nothing in exchange, that's about that.

Now, would you please send me £10,000? I don't really need the money, I've got a steady and alright paying job and live a rather frugal life, but still, 10K is 10K. To be fair though, unlike in your case, this woman that I saved didn't probably want to commit a suicide, so £7,500 would sufice.

Oh, and also
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'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[Ste]

Had a look at the crowdfunder begging page and "£0 raised of £5,000 target".



You know that you're not going to raise £5k and that's why you've chosen to have the project as keep it all rather than all or nothing.

"this project will receive all pledges made by February 1st 2020 at 5:10pm"

Are you still reading and replying to this thread or have you abandoned it after realising that we're not going to donate anything towards your motorcycle fund?

[RhynoCZ]

Does this mean I'm not getting my £7,500, then?
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[Nobby the Bastard]

[hellkat]

*moves her chair a little further away from Sister Sledge and a little closer to the emergency exit*
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[RhynoCZ]

[Sister Sledge]

[bhinso]

How do you walk through a bridge?