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PostPosted: 10:59 - 09 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

REXit. (c)

I think this might be a clever move because of the creepy uncle thing currently rattling round the palace.

I know I'd want nothing more to do with that side of things, and to be clear that the press knew I wanted none of it before my apparent suicide.
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PostPosted: 11:16 - 09 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
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Messy divorce within three years I reckon.


She better be careful then, there are underpasses in every city.


Yes, I read it as "most elaborate suicide note in history."
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PostPosted: 15:02 - 09 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pussey whipped.

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PostPosted: 15:42 - 09 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
Pussey whipped.

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Agreed - she looks the sort and I should know..
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 09 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

To be honest, Prince Harry has always been the thorn in the side of the royal family. His history of Pr has never been ...er.......inspiring.

Remember the scenes on the front of the sun when he went to a party dressed as a member of the ss?

which member of the royal family went to teach the people of afganistan about democracy, by shooting at them from a helicopter gunship? Mr. Green

Now he has done the 'outrageous' thing of defying Miss overlord with this.

.......to be honest, them vanishing will be very good for the family, as this will make good television , and more importantly there has not been a royal assination since dianna died....... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 09 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Royal photographer Arthur Edwards says Harry has changed since meeting Meghan Markle

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7868401/Royal-photographer-Arthur-Edwards-says-prince-changed-meeting-Meghan-Markle.html


Further evidence of him 'changing' but then again what man doesn't.
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PostPosted: 16:57 - 09 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Women don't marry men...

...they take on a project.
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PostPosted: 20:05 - 09 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes. Old true-ism. Women marry men hoping they'll change, but they don't. Men marry women hoping they never change, but they do.
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 09 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having just returned from a 6-week "break" in Canada I wonder if they'd taken umbrage at not being amongst the family photos on display during the Queen's Speech. Something to do with a "streamlined monarchy" apparently.
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 09 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harry is the spare so he only mattered as long as there was a prospect of William dying young. Now that William has kids of his own Harry is no longer required. Usually they have to keep the spare around so as to not seem mean, but he is clearly opting for voluntary redundancy rather than hang around pretending he has some value to the family. At least he isn't a rapist like his uncle Laughing

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Pussey whipped.

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She was a village biike of hollywood beforehand. Harry probably got his butler to hoover all the hollywood spunk out of her berfore he had a go Laughing

Maybe she could become Princess pornstar? Top titles could include:
Princess opens up her charity fund in American prison
Princess and the Corgis
Princess on the Royal Yacht
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 09 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im-a-Ridah wrote:


bhinso wrote:
Pussey whipped.

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She was a village biike of hollywood beforehand. Harry probably got his butler to hoover all the hollywood spunk out of her berfore he had a go Laughing

Maybe she could become Princess pornstar? Top titles could include:
Princess opens up her charity fund in American prison
Princess and the Corgis
Princess on the Royal Yacht


She is not and never will be a Princess. She is a Duchess.

Duchess does Dallas?
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PostPosted: 23:28 - 09 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

And Harry was never royal. He's clearly the rugby player's.

Quite frankLy, finding people still treating women as inferior if they have sex before marriage is now getting boring.

I'm still not married. If you want to insult my missus for being an unmarrried slut you'll be answeriing to me.
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PostPosted: 00:47 - 10 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

If they were to float off to never never land and disappear I would be quite happy.

Sadly they won't. Be ready for the milking of century.

The rugby players son and the wicked witch of the Americas.

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PostPosted: 09:33 - 10 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
just returned from a 6-week "break" in Canada,

And now the Duchess has gone straight back to Vancouver. An environmental campaigning role surely beckons.
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PostPosted: 10:04 - 10 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
just returned from a 6-week "break" in Canada,

And now the Duchess has gone straight back to Vancouver. An environmental campaigning role surely beckons.


Private jet or roughing it in first class on public transport?

Greta will be gushing!
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 10 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Slapper will milk the media for a few years, she will always be a porker and will defend it saying she is a real woman.

Harry will give his opinions on stuff to CNN for a few quid.

Second sprog will turn up

Within 10 years they will split, Harry will be shagging around after the Slapper pig can't get through the door because she is too wide.

Their sprogs will be doing drugs by the time they are 12 years old.

Harry will come back once the Queen and Charles are dead (15 years tops)

The truth about his parentage will then come out and he will end up on his own in some cottage in the Highlands till he dies.

The Slut will be on drink and drugs till she pops it in her mid 60's surrounded by her almost dead has beens.

The real royals will just carry on and ignore the embarrassments over the water in their usual dignified way.
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 10 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd are you Piers Morgan in disguise?
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 10 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
Skudd are you Piers Morgan in disguise?


You can claim your five ponds. Laughing

You can just see it. Harry will be lost in the Celeb scene, The Rancid Wizard sleeved Mutt will use the Royal bit to get her to almost Oprah level status, but without the money.
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PostPosted: 13:24 - 10 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe they could go on Jeremy Kyle?

Harry and Wills have the same mother but different fathers. Their mother got assassinated by the family. Harry ran away to the army to hide from the press, then came back, then married a hollywood whore who used her vag to get to the top. Phillip is an immigrant racist. Uncle Andrew is a suspected rapist who was present during the rape and sexual assault of children.

And people say the Royals don't understand the lives of people on a council estate in Glasgow? Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 10 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:

Greta will be gushing!


This is the key issue. Let's not forget that the extra trips between London and the US will be catastrophic for climate change.

Shame on them Mad
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PostPosted: 20:26 - 10 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder if she gives good head?

Only asking cos if anyone has a clue, BCF does.
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PostPosted: 12:12 - 11 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
I wonder if she gives good head?

Only asking cos if anyone has a clue, BCF does.


She's only just turned legal ffs, you filthy animal!!!
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 11 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
Sister Sledge wrote:
I wonder if she gives good head?

Only asking cos if anyone has a clue, BCF does.


She's only just turned legal ffs, you filthy animal!!!


Probably the only way to make her shut up.
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 11 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meghan needs to avoid tunnels for a while now she's pissed the royal family off
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PostPosted: 13:17 - 11 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
Sister Sledge wrote:
I wonder if she gives good head?

Only asking cos if anyone has a clue, BCF does.


She's only just turned legal ffs, you filthy animal!!!


Markle is 38 and a massive whore Confused

If you mean Greeta Turdburger the ecopuppet (who also happens to be quite ugly) she probably got gangbanged on the boat by the crew but that is about it.
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