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Just buy the bread you want and eat it. What are you? 12?
Or make your own and eat it in front of her hot from the oven and slathered in salted butter while she has her brown sliced. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
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wondering, does she force feed you the bread?
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Brown and white bread are nutritionally identical. The difference is bleached or unbleached flour.
So there is actually no good reason whatsoever to substitute brown bread for white bread if you don't prefer the flavour.
Wholemeal bread is a different kettle of fish. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
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The problem I see here is threefold. Communication, logistics and training.
1. You need to show her your preferred bread and insist that she buys it rather than the stuff you don't like.
2. You don't want to shoot her, otherwise you will have to buy your own bread. Instead, why not keep her locked in the cupboard under the stairs until you need shopping done, then release her for that sole purpose. Give her just enough bus money so she doesn't 'go mad' and visit her mother on the way or anything daft like that.
3. A well-trained wife should return to the family home with the shopping and go back into the cupboard with minimal objection. A few sessions on the park with a firm command and treats is a good start. Once you are confident she will come when called, you can gradually extend this to streets, and eventually shops. Just supermarkets mind - she needs to know that Primark is out of bounds and any visit to there will result in the buckle end of your belt.
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I would have to say that I have got rid of several wimmin who didn't really understand my feeding habits. Swamp green curries & WTF is cous cous?
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Posted: 15:59 - 14 Jan 2020 Post subject: Re: Brown Bread |
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we can't have you going to the clink as the 'brown bread murderer' |
Freddie Foreman has first dibs on bread-related nicknames, being the original 'Brown-Bread Fred' gangster. Perhaps the 'Hovis Hangman' or the 'Warburtons Wacker' instead? ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
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Why do you guys like "marge" so much, its fucking vile.
I'd much rather layer on thick soft butter.
I like it so thick you can leave teeth marks in it.
Through the whole of the desolate Margarine Is Healthy Years, I steadfastly refused to buy any and stuck mostly to butter.
I did buy margarine to keep one boyfriend happy.
But then he was weird: he couldn't stand mash.
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I did buy margarine to keep one boyfriend happy.
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The mind boggles, madam...
Incidentally I used to know a girl with the nickname 'Marge'. Anybody fill in the punchline? ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 4 years, 74 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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