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PostPosted: 14:03 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Brown Bread Reply with quote

I don't like it but she keeps on buying it. I have never liked it. I have told her I don't like it. She keeps on buying it.
Can I shoot her?
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PostPosted: 14:43 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe just easier and a lot less messy to buy your own loaf and stick half (or more) in the freezer.
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PostPosted: 16:10 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just buy the bread you want and eat it. What are you? 12?

Or make your own and eat it in front of her hot from the oven and slathered in salted butter while she has her brown sliced.
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

wondering, does she force feed you the bread?

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PostPosted: 16:38 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe compromise and try the 50/50 white/brown. I like that, tastes like white but has the nutrition of brown.
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Re: Brown Bread Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
I don't like it but she keeps on buying it. I have never liked it. I have told her I don't like it. She keeps on buying it.
Can I shoot her?


She loves you and wants you to live longer. Yes you can shoot her.
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny, I prefer the proper rustic bread with all the seeds and rat shit and whatever in it.

Unless it's a chip sandwich and then it has to be a thick cut white loaf.
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brown and white bread are nutritionally identical. The difference is bleached or unbleached flour.

So there is actually no good reason whatsoever to substitute brown bread for white bread if you don't prefer the flavour.

Wholemeal bread is a different kettle of fish.
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PostPosted: 17:59 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only wants the white stuff eh?
OMG that is so rassis!
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PostPosted: 18:14 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't go back to white bread, I like the brown bread taste.
Plus all the seedy detritus probably helps me dump.
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PostPosted: 19:05 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Re: Brown Bread Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
I don't like it but she keeps on buying it. I have never liked it. I have told her I don't like it. She keeps on buying it.
Can I shoot her?


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PostPosted: 22:48 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come on, Skudd.
You're a grown man.
Tell her you want to eat your own sorta bread.

What sort of girl would want her man to be that unhappy.
Anything for a quiet life rather than your own life, eh
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Re: Brown Bread Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:

Can I shoot her?


Then she would be brown bread.
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Next time she feeds you it - drop it to the floor and shout loudly at her telling her she's useless. You will not be given brown bread by her ever again.
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PostPosted: 23:40 - 13 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

King29 wrote:
Maybe compromise and try the 50/50 white/brown. I like that, tastes like white but has the nutrition of brown.


Just about edible, but still more like cardboard than a good slice of white.

Oddly, I prefer Hovis white, who made their name making brown.
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PostPosted: 10:18 - 14 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaft wrote:
King29 wrote:
Maybe compromise and try the 50/50 white/brown. I like that, tastes like white but has the nutrition of brown.


Just about edible, but still more like cardboard than a good slice of white.

Oddly, I prefer Hovis white, who made their name making brown.

If I'm hungry I'll binge eat that just slavered with lurpak spreadable.
It has to be a very fresh newly started loaf though.
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PostPosted: 12:26 - 14 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

doggone wrote:

If I'm hungry I'll binge eat that just slavered with lurpak spreadable.
It has to be a very fresh newly started loaf though.


I like Lurpak as well.

Wifie insists on real butter. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: 12:58 - 14 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

The problem I see here is threefold. Communication, logistics and training.

1. You need to show her your preferred bread and insist that she buys it rather than the stuff you don't like.

2. You don't want to shoot her, otherwise you will have to buy your own bread. Instead, why not keep her locked in the cupboard under the stairs until you need shopping done, then release her for that sole purpose. Give her just enough bus money so she doesn't 'go mad' and visit her mother on the way or anything daft like that.

3. A well-trained wife should return to the family home with the shopping and go back into the cupboard with minimal objection. A few sessions on the park with a firm command and treats is a good start. Once you are confident she will come when called, you can gradually extend this to streets, and eventually shops. Just supermarkets mind - she needs to know that Primark is out of bounds and any visit to there will result in the buckle end of your belt.

Be firm, be clear and most of all be consistent. Follow this and you will get years of faithful service from 'er indoors. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 14 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would have to say that I have got rid of several wimmin who didn't really understand my feeding habits. Swamp green curries & WTF is cous cous?

Just make sure they show you where they keep the real food before that last walk down the woods Smile
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PostPosted: 15:25 - 14 Jan 2020    Post subject: Re: Brown Bread Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
I don't like it but she keeps on buying it. I have never liked it. I have told her I don't like it. She keeps on buying it.
Can I shoot her?


no problem in shooting her, but don't forget you need to think of a good alibi for when the cops find the body


we can't have you going to the clink as the 'brown bread murderer' Thinking
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PostPosted: 15:59 - 14 Jan 2020    Post subject: Re: Brown Bread Reply with quote

WreckTangle wrote:



we can't have you going to the clink as the 'brown bread murderer' Thinking


Freddie Foreman has first dibs on bread-related nicknames, being the original 'Brown-Bread Fred' gangster. Perhaps the 'Hovis Hangman' or the 'Warburtons Wacker' instead?
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 14 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Sunblest Strangler, heh
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 14 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do you guys like "marge" so much, its fucking vile.

I'd much rather layer on thick soft butter.
I like it so thick you can leave teeth marks in it.

Through the whole of the desolate Margarine Is Healthy Years, I steadfastly refused to buy any and stuck mostly to butter.

I did buy margarine to keep one boyfriend happy.
But then he was weird: he couldn't stand mash.
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 14 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:


I did buy margarine to keep one boyfriend happy.


The mind boggles, madam... Embarassed

Incidentally I used to know a girl with the nickname 'Marge'. Anybody fill in the punchline?
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