Mini Electric Wiper for Motorcycle Helmet

[bhinso]

What do we think to this:

This snap-on, electric helmet wiper aims to make your rainy ride safer.

https://www.facebook.com/Myshify/videos/494470914812178/UzpfSTEwMDAwMDI3MjY1NjE4ODoyNDg1ODcyOTAxNzI3MDY4/

No more millions of lives need be lost when riding in the rain

[Ste]

WiPEY doesn't exist.

[Polarbear]

What a great idea. I wonder why no one has thought of this before.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Ste]

YFPOS.

[Polarbear]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Make way for Nobwipe (tm)!
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[bhinso]

It looks sleek, light, and convenient. Although it looks like there is no way to turn it on and off.

Research indicates the nearest competitor will not be launching until Summer 2020.

[Polarbear]

[Nobby the Bastard]

But I have a video and everything.

https://youtu.be/YSgGohswX9o
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[bhinso]

This is the best thing to come out since DrizzleDude.

[GettinBetter]

TBH I can't believe someone hasn't done it yet.

My idea when I first got a bike at 20yrs old (40yrs ago) was similar but a linear motor that slid the wiper on a thin rail that fitted above the visor. covered 90 % of viewable area. The motor comprised of magnets embedded in the rail, with the cores embedded in the wiper part being alternated.

Now with onset of 3D printers it would be even easier.

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

I wonder if Wipey can tell us whether the swept area has a demisting effect on the inside, as claimed by ... someone.

[WD Forte]

Nooooo!
He who must not be named says it's dangerous
cos the arm will hypnotise you into madness murder and mayhem.

summat like that anyway, cant remember zackly what he said
but why would he lie to us?
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bikers smell of wee

[chickenstrip]

Why not a system that uses jets of air that blow outwards from the visor so that rain never gets onto it in the first place? Blowjob™ ?
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[Nobby the Bastard]

[chickenstrip]

[Ste]

Errr, you've got that the wrong way round.

[chickenstrip]

Not at the price I'm going to be charging for a Blowjob™ once they're perfected. Well, you wouldn't expect to get a Blowjob™ for free, would you?
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[almostthere]

thats a life saver I'd order one but I'm waiting for something better It'll be ready in 2016
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[dynax]

What you need is a nurse to ride pillion

well they wipe the doctors brow during surgery so why not a visor
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Bikes: Xena, Bridget,Florence
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmihUc0xXxYbR4_0l-F1FzA/videos?view_as=subscriber

[Ste]

Nurses?

Nah.

Thai ladyboys giving you a reach around is the traditional solution.

[MCN]

In my opinion visor wipers are a Phalussay.

Nobwipe™
JizJet®
CumKleen™
EjacuEeze©

All of the above have certain caveats that need to be considered.
The common limitation amongst them is that none of these products work well in direct sunlight.
☹
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Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN.

[Hawkeye1250FA]

[Easy-X]

Surprised no one's yet suggested it:

HelmetMate
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[Polarbear]