Exotic Holiday Destinations

[JackButler]

I've just been informed that we've just booked a holiday in Droitwich.

I'm going on holiday to Droitwich.

Not for me those exotic mediterranean destinations with things like sun, sand, nightlife, daylife & healthy young ladies in skimpy bikinis.

Instead I gets to go to Droitwich . . . in February.
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[Riejufixing]

[pepperami]

I’m trying to wangle a bit of a holiday break in Wales (St David’s) in mid September.
Hmmm? I wonder if it’ll rain?
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[piazza]

Never heard of it so I looked it up. Sucks to be you.

I used to go to cheap destinations in europe for duty free smokes, it didnt matter what the place was like as long as it was cheap. You could always tell it was gonna be shit when the top listed attractions are churches, and walls built by the tears of Santas children etc..

[doggone]

It could be worse, I know someone has just flown to The Philippines via Hong Kong, it's not altogether certain they will be allowed back - and if they do, should he sneeze we will rush away screaming unclean, UNCLEAN

[wr6133]

On the plus side it's better than Basingstoke.

[Fisty]

Could be worse, Imagine a holiday in Stoke on Trent.
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[Polarbear]

[Polarbear]

Why are4 you going to Droitwich anyway?

There must be a reason.

Is it the centre of swinger land maybe?
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[Rob Fzs]

You can fly all over the place with Ryainair for less than £30 return, wouldn't bother holidaying in this country ever again
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[Polarbear]

[hellkat]

Why has the phrase "Fuck Greta and Fuck the horse she rode in on" not entered your vocabulary yet?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[wr6133]

[Sister Sledge]

Could be worse: My mother used to holiday in Ashington. She'd go there by train - 8 miles up the track.
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[gary.glitter]

[stevo as b4]

It's better than Walsall, but that's not hard! UK holidays can still be good if it's a characterful place, with great scenery, warm summer weather and has lots of interesting tourist attractions or historic buildings/sites or facilities.

So that's always then! It's just you have to accept it'll cost more more than going abroad for anywhere decent to stay in summer, and the rate of meeting complete arse holes in every place you visit is far higher than abroad.

[chickenstrip]

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[Polarbear]

I wish when someone comes up with bizarre statements like going on holiday to Droitwich they would respond to the questions.

WHAT IS GOING ON IN DROITWICH?

FFS I might want to go there myself if it's interesting enough.
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[JackButler]

Just about the only thing going for Droitwich appears to be the fact that her majesty, the duchess of Butler doesn't have to board an aeroplane to get there.

You never know though, might liven up a bit once I arrive
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[winz]

So how was it?

Did you bump into Chainsaw Paul in the Star and Garter?
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[linuxyeti]

Well, there's a nice route from Droitwich to Stratford, on the bike Aside from that I can't think of much else. I used to play squash in the leisure centre there occasionally, breaking up the journey from Worcester back to Wolves after work..This was a long time ago mind !! Alas, Trotter Hall disappeared long ago, to be replaced(taken over) and renamed as the Copcut Elm, a Hungry Horse pub
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