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How do you stir your tea/coffee?
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Riejufixing
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 11 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Tea in a flask!

Tea in a flask?

What d'you take me for? Somebody who has already given-up on life.

Fuck off!

Tea in a fucking flask..... Rolling Eyes

Don't EVER speak to me again you absolute CUNT!!!

Oh. Oh dear. Oh, my! I suppose it's not going to help to say that you can make it with water that's really boiling, instead of the "lukewarm" water that you'll have in your flask?

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PostPosted: 18:09 - 11 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Using the template borrowed from a forum member:

'I stir my tea anti-clockwise'

Enter reality:
'I stir my tea clockwise'

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PostPosted: 18:10 - 11 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll admit conditions were less than perfect today for peripatetic brewing up, however I am a master of the art.

My flask is pre-warmed with the boiled water from my morning brew at home.
The freshly boiled water (1.5lt) enters the flask in optimal conditions.

Tea in a flask!!!

You make me puke.
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 11 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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For fuck sake calm down mate.

Have a cup of tea.


He's telling me to have tea in a flask for fucksache.

Next it'll be 'You tried coffee in a flask?'

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NO, NO I HAVE NOT AND WOULD RATHER SUCK MPD72's fingers.
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PostPosted: 18:20 - 11 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or you can stab the teabag with a spork.

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PostPosted: 18:25 - 11 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
ITea in a flask!!! You make me puke.

Erm... you could put some sugar in it? Would that help? Perhaps "organic honey" instead? Would that make it better?

Edit: I've just had a thought! Do you ever have coffee in a flask? Is hot chocolate out of the question?
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 11 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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NO, NO I HAVE NOT AND WOULD RATHER SUCK MPD72's fingers.

Ew! I didn't know it was like *that* I apologise deeply, and really very sincerely.

I won't even mention green tea, not the Earl Grey's mixture. Ooof.

Eurgh.

Ach. Ptui!
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PostPosted: 18:50 - 11 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

do you plebs not have someone to stir your tea for you Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


that's why we have other people at work I thought
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PostPosted: 19:06 - 11 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coffee, milk in cup first, then coffee. Spoon a few revolutions round in each direction until the crema sort of rotates round the mug.

Instant coffee doesn't matter because after making it, you are meant to pour it directly down the sink.

Tea, bag in cup, add water. Wait until the moment just before it stews and leaves that oily shit on top. Remove bag. Do not squeeze bag, if you do you are basically worse than Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter on a Cambodian Tour together. Add milk to taste, as with the coffee a few revolutions round each direction.

Chinese tea is much simpler, leaves in cup, add water, drink.
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 11 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I tend to use a whisking motion which makes an irritating percussive noise against the cup (similar, I suspect, to the vibrospoon mechanism) ... and when the teabag needs encouragement to divest itself of flavour, I use a kind of squishing against the side motion, which has no symmetry.

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Addendum: what random objects do you use to stir the tea?
I have been known to use : other cutlery, pen, letter opener, pencil, screwdriver, end of a paintbrush, mascara wand, the bit of a toenail clipper that flips over like a sort of lever, chopstick... I'm sure there are more. Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 11 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right handed, anti-clockwise.

If I have to swirl a cup, maybe to incorporate the froth from a coffee back into the liquid, also anti-clockwise.

I'm also with HT, tea in a flask is the work of Satan.

I do use a flask, for when I go fishing, but it's always coffee, made first in a jug, so I can check the taste, then poured into the thermos.
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PostPosted: 00:51 - 12 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
MCN wrote:


For fuck sake calm down mate.

Have a cup of tea.


He's telling me to have tea in a flask for fucksache.

Next it'll be 'You tried coffee in a flask?'

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NO, NO I HAVE NOT AND WOULD RATHER SUCK MPD72's fingers.


Calm dahn, calm dahn, I take a flask-mug-thing of tea to work every day, coffee works too. The flask builds up a nice crusty layer on it's inside which is the flavour that keeps on giving. To get the best results,
I clean it a couple of times a year...It's only minging when heathens put milk in it. Laughing

Edit: it takes about a week for the coffee taste to go if you don't clean it, coffee flavoured tea is a tad disconcerting.
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PostPosted: 00:58 - 12 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

mentalboy you scum.

Coffee flavoured tea, I was unaware that such a thing existed this side of decency.
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PostPosted: 01:03 - 12 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riejufixing wrote:
Is hot chocolate out of the question?

Only if heavily *laced with Brandy and only at breakfast time after a heavy heavy night.

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PostPosted: 01:15 - 12 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
mentalboy you scum.

Coffee flavoured tea, I was unaware that such a thing existed this side of decency.


It's not pleasant when you forget that you'd filled it with super strength elephant killer coffee the day before and take that first tentative (because boiling water) sip and get strong tea flavour with more than a hint of Columbia thrown in for good measure. What's worse is when you didn't shake out the dregs and there's a spoonful of cold coffee left in the bottom when refilling with tea, lukewarm tea. Puke
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PostPosted: 01:20 - 12 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

[resisting urge to flounce]
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PostPosted: 08:19 - 12 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
[resisting urge to flounce]


I'm with you. If someone even stirs my tea with the spoon after using it with that heathen brew I can taste it and I fucking detest the taste of coffee.
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PostPosted: 08:36 - 12 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riejufixing wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
ITea in a flask!!! You make me puke.

Erm... you could put some sugar in it? Would that help? Perhaps "organic honey" instead? Would that make it better?

Edit: I've just had a thought! Do you ever have coffee in a flask? Is hot chocolate out of the question?


Organic Honey?
Tea in a flask?

You Sir, are a Closet Vegan (and BCF can keep the prize money).

And for the record, a flask can keep hot things hot and cold things cold.

I had a can of chicken soup and two scoops of ice cream in mine yesterday. 👍
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PostPosted: 12:09 - 12 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
[resisting urge to flounce]


I'm with you. If someone even stirs my tea with the spoon after using it with that heathen brew I can taste it and I fucking detest the taste of coffee.


Ye can taste it ma Arse.

Its just a facet of your personality disorder.

That and your 'Sham Flouncing' if another BCFer posts drivel.

🙄

Only thing that would coz me to Flounce is milk before sugar in tea/coffee. As was suggested/mentioned by some moron up there. /\ (Now set to enema)

I can find a scientific fact/evidence, probably somewhere online, that a solution reaches saturation faster in hot liquids.
Ergo, milk first will reduce the initial temperature of the solution which is crucial to the Ahhh.. of the first mouthful.
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 12 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
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For fuck sake calm down mate.

Have a cup of tea.


He's telling me to have tea in a flask for fucksache.

Next it'll be 'You tried coffee in a flask?'

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NO, NO I HAVE NOT AND WOULD RATHER SUCK MPD72's fingers.


You don't put the coffee in the flask, you just have hot water and a pocket full of these.

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PostPosted: 13:55 - 12 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:


Kindly go and die in a fire along with a pocketful of the above shite
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PostPosted: 14:18 - 12 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

All wrong. All of you.
I don't stir - I use the spoon to dig into the cup like an excavator. That way the sunken sugar on the bottom is raised through the liquid and allowed to fall down again. It dissolves far better like that. Stirring keeps the sugar running in circles at the bottom and does not sweeten the top.

Flasks? Coffee only. Always pre-warmed with hot water before being filled. Never add sugar or milk to coffee in a flask. If needed, add after being poured because they taint the flask.

At high school we'd stir the metal work teachers (Jock the b*stard) coffee with oily pieces of metal when he wasn't looking.
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PostPosted: 14:52 - 12 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
(Jock the bastard).


I'm not aware of Scottish ancestry. Aee you sure he gave you his real name?
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PostPosted: 15:44 - 12 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Sister Sledge wrote:
(Jock the bastard).


I'm not aware of Scottish ancestry. Aee you sure he gave you his real name?


Maybe an aunty worked the tea trolley on Hadrian's Wall. (Originally built to keep the Mexicans out.)
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 12 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
I can find a scientific fact/evidence, probably somewhere online, that a solution reaches saturation faster in hot liquids.


Le Chatelier's principle Thumbs Up

Because the dissolving process is endothermic.
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