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Have you ever taken a dump in the shower?
Yes as part of my daily routine
1%
 1%  [ 1 ]
Yes but only for shits and giggles
3%
 3%  [ 2 ]
Yes when I need to assert dominance
3%
 3%  [ 2 ]
Yes because rule 34
1%
 1%  [ 1 ]
Yes but never when using for own shower
1%
 1%  [ 1 ]
Yes but only once and it was completely unintentional
1%
 1%  [ 1 ]
No. Wtf is wrong with you people?
84%
 84%  [ 45 ]
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PostPosted: 09:15 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gonna be called racist for this but perhaps it's due to people from certain countries (now living here) who have used those hole in the floor toilets? Would kill two birds with one poop if you know what I mean..

(originally I'd written out some disgusting NSFW poop stories but then realised they had nothing to do with the original question)
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PostPosted: 09:45 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

crapping in the shower, wrong on all levels........

but one wonders if we have all done the 'lets make the shower go golden trick' Shifty
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PostPosted: 11:28 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sick

I could never do that. I like to do the crossword or Sudoku while having a crap and the paper would get soggy.
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Given that showers tend to be next to toilets, isn't this a bit silly from a practical point of view? Dump first then a shower yes, but not mixing poo with the shower-rat then having to remove the stinking, hairy mess afterwards...

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PostPosted: 12:00 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

So as there are 7 billion people in the world, that means 233 million have shat in the shower.

Thats the first lot to stick up against the wall in the world cull sorted. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I might consider shitting from a very tall building just for shits & giggles!

But crapping in my own shower Shocked Sick .
It would sit there looking at me while I showered Shocked

How would you get rid of it? Pick it up and flush it down the loo or stamp on it Shocked Shocked Shocked Sick .

No no no no no no !!!!
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PostPosted: 13:53 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

WreckTangle wrote:
one wonders if we have all done the 'lets make the shower go golden trick' Shifty


There was at one time a government advertising campaign in Portugal asking people to pee in the shower to save water.
Didn't go as far as no.2's though.

For the above survey I figured that they surveyed the most wrong wronguns they could find with a paricular deviant preference and asked them if they'd done it in a shower. My main reason for suspecting this is that the poster is Ste.
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PostPosted: 13:54 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
once and it was completely unintentional
As in through illness?
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PostPosted: 14:03 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does diahoereehah count as shite?

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PostPosted: 14:36 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me... decades ago, along with several other British students, I had a summer job as a cleaner in one of those Summer Camps in the USA, where rich Merkins dump their kids for the holidays. One day we found a turd planted in a shower, which evidently one of the overprivileged little arseholes thought would be a great jape.

We didn't go anywhere near, but made it known that if it wasn't sorted out pronto, the camp Kommandant would be informed (a very scary guy). The offending jobbie miraculously vanished, and there were no recurrences.
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol Ste's been donked and it wasn't even by Donk.
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PostPosted: 16:23 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

My main question is "What then?" Stamp down or pick-up and throw?
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
My main question is "What then?" Stamp down or pick-up and throw?


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PostPosted: 17:29 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

UncleBFester wrote:
stinkwheel wrote:
My main question is "What then?" Stamp down or pick-up and throw?


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PostPosted: 17:35 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

UncleBFester wrote:
stinkwheel wrote:
My main question is "What then?" Stamp down or pick-up and throw?


Wafflestomping.

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PostPosted: 18:00 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Waffle... Shower of sick bastirts. Sick
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who'd be a plumber eh.
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PostPosted: 18:28 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Waffle... Shower of sick bastirts. Sick


I am just eating a peanut butter and jam sarnie when i clicked on that nearly fucking choked Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:06 - 19 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Waffle... Shower of sick bastirts. Sick



ewwww….
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PostPosted: 09:06 - 20 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Showers have traps and that poop is gonna settle into said trap and stench the place out until scooped out.
Scooping poop - have a story!

I was a mischievous teenager. We all were. A group of us were lingering outside the village shops one evening and a friend did some naughty. He found a stick, scooped some dog poop up and wiped it behind and into the door handle of the old red telephone kiosk that stood outside those shops.
We hung around being stupid (like teenagers do) until a victim arrived. Old Mrs Todd (turd??) walked to the kiosk, opened it and entered. We watched silently as she lifted the handset and as she did, she sniffed.
That old woman came hurtling out screaming abuse at us. I forget the rest because I was laughing too much.
Sorry Mrs Todd. It wasn't me - it was Norman. It was a very immature thing to do.
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PostPosted: 09:09 - 20 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
Showers have traps and that poop is gonna settle into said trap and stench the place out until scooped out.
Scooping poop - have a story!

I was a mischievous teenager. We all were. A group of us were lingering outside the village shops one evening and a friend did some naughty. He found a stick, scooped some dog poop up and wiped it behind and into the door handle of the old red telephone kiosk that stood outside those shops.
We hung around being stupid (like teenagers do) until a victim arrived. Old Mrs Todd (turd??) walked to the kiosk, opened it and entered. We watched silently as she lifted the handset and as she did, she sniffed.
That old woman came hurtling out screaming abuse at us. I forget the rest because I was laughing too much.
Sorry Mrs Todd. It wasn't me - it was Norman. It was a very immature thing to do.


I bet you tied the door of opposite flats together, knocked the door and ran away too. Rolling Eyes

The shite we used to get up to would be called terrorism in today's news.
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 20 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favourite was putting dog poo in newspaper on someones step then set it on fire and knock on the door Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:23 - 20 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

dynax wrote:
My favourite was putting dog poo in newspaper on someones step then set it on fire and knock on the door Laughing


That never ended well.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grenfell_Tower_fire
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