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Have you ever taken a dump in the shower?
Yes as part of my daily routine
1%
 1%  [ 1 ]
Yes but only for shits and giggles
3%
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Yes when I need to assert dominance
3%
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Yes because rule 34
1%
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Yes but never when using for own shower
1%
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Yes but only once and it was completely unintentional
1%
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No. Wtf is wrong with you people?
84%
 84%  [ 45 ]
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defblade
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PostPosted: 10:20 - 20 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
pepperami wrote:
I might consider shitting from a very tall building just for shits & giggles!


That idea had never never even vaguely thought about the tiniest chance of crossing my brain until 30 seconds ago... but now... I wanna see how far it splats Twisted Evil Embarassed
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PostPosted: 12:29 - 20 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
defblade wrote:
pepperami wrote:
I might consider shitting from a very tall building just for shits & giggles!


That idea had never never even vaguely thought about the tiniest chance of crossing my brain until 30 seconds ago... but now... I wanna see how far it splats Twisted Evil Embarassed


Its nothing new.

Early toilets consisted of a 'seat' with a hole in it so ones poo poo could be carried away by gravity to the foot of the castle wall.

It's where the term 'Pile of Shite' comes from.

Then 'Ancestral Pile'.

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PostPosted: 13:58 - 20 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
From a castle......pah!

A shit from the top of the shard Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:59 - 20 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
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From a castle......pah!

A shit from the top of the shard Laughing


That would leave a very impressive skiddy Laughing Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:31 - 20 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
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From a castle......pah!

A shit from the top of the shard Laughing


The sides are sloped, wouldn't it just splatter on the windows?
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PostPosted: 16:07 - 20 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Easy-X wrote:
pepperami wrote:
From a castle......pah!

A shit from the top of the shard Laughing


The sides are sloped, wouldn't it just splatter on the windows?


That would be lovely for the occupants inside Shocked Laughing Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:07 - 20 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
Early toilets consisted of a 'seat' with a hole in it so ones poo poo could be carried away by gravity to the foot of the castle wall.

More likely into the castle moat, TBH.
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 20 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pooping from a castle wall - that's what that famous kissing stone is surely? An old toilet..
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Will you lot stop going on about pooping from castle walls and get on to the topic of crapping from very high buildings! Laughing
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Will you lot stop going on about pooping from castle walls and get on to the topic of crapping from very high buildings! Laughing


If you want height launch a weather balloon carrying a poo payload Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 20 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
We need someone to do it - drop from a drone? Poop from a multi-storey car park onto a tramp??
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 20 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
defblade wrote:
pepperami wrote:
I might consider shitting from a very tall building just for shits & giggles!


That idea had never never even vaguely thought about the tiniest chance of crossing my brain until 30 seconds ago... but now... I wanna see how far it splats Twisted Evil Embarassed


At the next environmentalist protest?
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Freddyfruitbat wrote:
MCN wrote:
Early toilets consisted of a 'seat' with a hole in it so ones poo poo could be carried away by gravity to the foot of the castle wall.

More likely into the castle moat, TBH.


Sometimes they did.

Other times posh castle owner sh1ts in Garderobe. Sh1t falls down. Peasant cleans up posh sh1t and puts it on roses.

Posh castle owner is happy, roses are happy. Peasant is peasant so no one gives a sh1t. Cool
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Freddyfruitbat wrote:
MCN wrote:
Early toilets consisted of a 'seat' with a hole in it so ones poo poo could be carried away by gravity to the foot of the castle wall.

More likely into the castle moat, TBH.


Not every castle has/had a moat.

Not every moat has a castle.

But every poo poo has a place in history.
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PostPosted: 07:40 - 21 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sister Sledge wrote:
Poop from a multi-storey car park onto a tramp??



See now my twisted sense of humour wants to see that.
I’m laughing just thinking about it Laughing .
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pepperami wrote:
Sister Sledge wrote:
Poop from a multi-storey car park onto a tramp??



See now my twisted sense of humour wants to see that.
I’m laughing just thinking about it Laughing .


Onto one of those east European beggars that sit by cash machines , oh yes.
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Onto one of those east European beggars that sit by cash machines , oh yes.



Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 21 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Or one of the accordion players?
Those beggars annoy me no end!
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pepperami wrote:
Will you lot stop going on about pooping from castle walls and get on to the topic of crapping from very high buildings! Laughing


Not a high building but taking a dump at the Roche Mullets hut on Mont Blanc involves braving one of two distinctly iffily built wooden ‘huts’ that are suspended precariously above a bloody great cliff. The hole in the seat has a hundred mile an hour icy blast of wind shooting up your sphincter which has already clamped itself tighter than a steel bolt in an ally brake caliper because of the drop - from the outside you get a great view of seventy odd years of shit splattered down the side of the cliff. 😳
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mentalboy wrote:
pepperami wrote:
Will you lot stop going on about pooping from castle walls and get on to the topic of crapping from very high buildings! Laughing


Not a high building but taking a dump at the Roche Mullets hut on Mont Blanc involves braving one of two distinctly iffily built wooden ‘huts’ that are suspended precariously above a bloody great cliff. The hole in the seat has a hundred mile an hour icy blast of wind shooting up your sphincter which has already clamped itself tighter than a steel bolt in an ally brake caliper because of the drop - from the outside you get a great view of seventy odd years of shit splattered down the side of the cliff. 😳


Then, just as you manage to get out of your gear to drop the cargo, the hut gives a slight 'shimmy' when a gust of wind hits it and you shite yersel... 🙄
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reading this thread now, the song 'chocolate rain' now has a new meaning to it..... Thinking
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Waffle... Shower of sick bastirts. Sick


And just when I was gonna ask how do you push the crap through the drain, the internet (bcf) gave me the answer. Laughing
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MCN wrote:
mentalboy wrote:


Not a high building but taking a dump at the Roche Mullets hut on Mont Blanc involves braving one of two distinctly iffily built wooden ‘huts’ that are suspended precariously above a bloody great cliff. The hole in the seat has a hundred mile an hour icy blast of wind shooting up your sphincter which has already clamped itself tighter than a steel bolt in an ally brake caliper because of the drop - from the outside you get a great view of seventy odd years of shit splattered down the side of the cliff. 😳


Then, just as you manage to get out of your gear to drop the cargo, the hut gives a slight 'shimmy' when a gust of wind hits it and you shite yersel... 🙄


Which is quite helpful as there is no way your sphincter is going to open up otherwise!! Laughing
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WreckTangle wrote:
reading this thread now, the song 'chocolate rain' now has a new meaning to it..... Thinking


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