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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 30 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brava210 wrote:



That is very true, except for the Scooter... Smile


Can the scooter do 160? Can you ride it without being laughed at for riding a girls bike?
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 30 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brava210 wrote:
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/aawAAOSwHk9iOzOt/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/284720176180?hash=item424aa51c34:g:9jwAAOSwHHNiOzOn


Hmm, there might be some money in that. Buy it, fetch it darn sarf, get it running and sell on to a 'top-knot bell-end' for a hefty profit Thinking
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 30 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brava210 wrote:
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/PAkAAOSw0gNiN539/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255446461260?hash=item3b79cbab4c:g:fgkAAOSwHgdiN535


Eeyueeergh!
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PostPosted: 09:52 - 31 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Can the scooter do 160? Can you ride it without being laughed at for riding a girls bike?


Nobby woke up today and chose violence lol Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:09 - 31 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also, that speedo assembly hub...
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 31 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Brava210 wrote:



That is very true, except for the Scooter... Smile


Can the scooter do 160? Can you ride it without being laughed at for riding a girls bike?


Can your Bike hold a weeks worth of Lady shopping under the
seat though, Why would I want to go 160?
It's against the Law
I also wear a Pink - "Polite" Hi-Vis
and size 5 slip on shoes with no socks.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 10:21 - 31 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Panniers. So thats a yes it can carry a load in them.

You,ve still not shown that you have any underestanding of what miserable means yet.
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PostPosted: 10:22 - 31 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Panniers being, the Butch Man's equivalent of a Lady's
Handbag
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PostPosted: 10:30 - 31 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/mXgAAOSwadthomuz/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275197156711?hash=item4013075d67:g:fckAAOSwN19homuV
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PostPosted: 10:36 - 31 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ptsAAOSwInBiRFnr/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265621359192?hash=item3dd8444a58%3Ag%3A23gAAOSwqrdiRFog&LH_ItemCondition=3000
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 31 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brava210 wrote:
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/mXgAAOSwadthomuz/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275197156711?hash=item4013075d67:g:fckAAOSwN19homuV


Yup, expensive miserable is still miserable, it just costs more. Wink
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PostPosted: 10:13 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brava210 wrote:
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/mXgAAOSwadthomuz/s-l1600.jpg


Yep that's fucking ugly
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PostPosted: 11:51 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not just the bike though, that boxer engine is one ugly fcuker when on show like that.
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brava210 wrote:


Its a grey area BUT because this one has obviously been ridden plus its held together by gaffer tape AND the asking price is only slighty optimistic I think it fails the miserable test by a whisker..
.. nice try though.
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
Its a grey area BUT because this one has obviously been ridden plus its held together by gaffer tape AND the asking price is only slighty optimistic I think it fails the miserable test by a whisker..
.. nice try though.


Mate, that thing is a fucking nail: I got tetanus just from looking at the pics. Plus the skeleton-hand mirror lets me know one of the previous owners was a twat Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:34 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Mate, that thing is a fucking nail: I got tetanus just from looking at the pics. Plus the skeleton-hand mirror lets me know one of the previous owners was a twat Laughing


Of course but is it a miserable nail? The skeleton mirror has turned full circle and is in fact majestic btw.
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brava210 wrote:


That is what we used to call a rat bike
They were usually bikes with plenty of miles under the belt
way past their halcyon days that still had some life left in them
and got fucked about with for fun.
No one took it that seriously or attached much value to them unlike nowadays where any old shite is fuckin classic/bobber/retro/cafe pukery.
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PostPosted: 16:03 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I reckon Nobby has already asked his Wife/Husband if he is allowed to bid on it.... Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 16:50 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
and is in fact majestic btw.


I know it's April Fools and all that but that statement is borderline unforgivable Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:00 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brava210 wrote:
I reckon Nobby has already asked his Wife/Husband if he is allowed to bid on it.... Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green


Mrs Bastard (the mother of my children so you should be able to work out her gender) chose the strumpet for me.

Did yours choose the puch for you?
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PostPosted: 17:08 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brava210 wrote:
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/mXgAAOSwadthomuz/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275197156711?hash=item4013075d67:g:fckAAOSwN19homuV


It's back?! I'm sure that one's been on the thread before Thinking
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/0oAAAOSwIfJiRrrA/s-l1600.jpg

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/rwwAAOSw31JiRrrb/s-l1600.jpg

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https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/c2EAAOSwdVxiRrs8/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203891922013?hash=item2f78e7d45d:g:0oAAAOSwIfJiRrrA
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Touche Mr Bastard..
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Brava210 wrote:
I reckon Nobby has already asked his Wife/Husband if he is allowed to bid on it.... Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green


Mrs Bastard (the mother of my children so you should be able to work out her gender) chose the strumpet for me.

Did yours choose the puch for you?



You missed the opportunity to mention the "Honda Novio"

https://j3k6d5x4.rocketcdn.me/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/PTX_1954-scaled.jpg
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Believe it or not I'm not that nasty. Admitting that you used to ride one of them is like coming out as gay so I salute you, sir.
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