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Brava210
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PostPosted: 18:39 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clapping Clapping

I surrender..
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/614AAOSwUqVh-9K6/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325090043273?hash=item4bb0e06589:g:614AAOSwUqVh-9K6
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 01 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brava210 wrote:
Clapping Clapping

I surrender..


I wasn't aware that this was even a competition. I didn't see any worthy competition in any case.
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 02 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/YZwAAOSwWoBiNxDk/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165409602371?hash=item26832e3b43:g:YZwAAOSwWoBiNxDk
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PostPosted: 15:56 - 05 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I keep looking at this and thinking what would I actually be getting for £3300?
and what better bikes I could buy for similar money

Scrambler? how the fuck is that a scrambler?
Putting knobbly tyes on an over priced shit heap doesn't make it a scrambler

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Ms4AAOSwVbhiRDo3/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/134069614513?

Its basically this with knobbly tyres

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.Ua-uBUg76Y-f0GVyNboOhAHaFh%26pid%3DApi&f=1
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 05 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's all this coming from? Who's saying this is the way to "improve" a bike?!
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PostPosted: 19:17 - 06 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well it does have a headlamp grill
Also it must be a serious competition machine, it has a number on the side.
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 06 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brava210 wrote:
Well it does have a headlamp grill
Also it must be a serious competition machine, it has a number on the side.


What the fuck are you dribbling about now?
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 06 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello friend, I am so happy we have bonded over our love
of all things Scooter related
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 06 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

WD Forte wrote:
I keep looking at this and thinking what would I actually be getting for £3300?
and what better bikes I could buy for similar money

Scrambler? how the fuck is that a scrambler?
Putting knobbly tyes on an over priced shit heap doesn't make it a scrambler

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Ms4AAOSwVbhiRDo3/s-l1600.jpg


Apart from my ZX6R, my bikes are mediocre, but I like them.
They’re as near standard as they came from the factory, as near as dammit.
I’m happy to ride them as they are.

However, I think if I was going to have to ride that as my bike , I’d prefer to get the bus Shocked .
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 17 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/dWQAAOSwtmRiVJqZ/s-l1600.jpg
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265639693618?hash=item3dd95c0d32:g:at8AAOSwpadiVJqb


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PostPosted: 20:58 - 17 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

SIX GRAND?!!?!?!?
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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 17 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

What load of old shit!
Is there no end to this fad for form over function garbage?
no mudguards, knobbly tyres, dropped mirrors, non working
clocks.
Not only a polished turd but he asking for six fahkin grand too !!!

"I've recently purchased the bike and done around 100 miles"
Why sell so soon ?
Drugs wore off and suddenly realised what an utter twat
he was to to buy it and as a working practical motorcycle its shite?

You could buy this take you anywhere K100RS and have 4 grand left over

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/NFEAAOSwB9NiO4sV/s-l1600.jpg
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224901803194?
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PostPosted: 10:04 - 18 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a bargain.
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PostPosted: 10:44 - 18 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Think I've found a real contender here - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275275202898

https://i.imgur.com/k8zr8p0.jpg
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PostPosted: 10:54 - 18 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy christ!

Just, Why?
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PostPosted: 11:38 - 18 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zen Dog wrote:


While it looks weird, it at least seems functional. Also mad alloy bending skills, look at that rear hugger thingy.

Ditch the nose fairing and paint up the rest and you have something that functions as a motorcycle. Odd, but functional and you can fix it after a crash with a hammer.
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 18 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd watch that 80s movie! Is it the one where the bike fires laser beams at baddies in muscle cars using the power of thought, and then sprouts wings and a jet engine, and then flies off into the sunset?

Good metalwork skillz though...
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PostPosted: 11:40 - 18 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zen Dog wrote:

'only riden it a dozen times to local bike nights were it draws a crowd.'


Yeah I bet it does Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 18 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zen Dog wrote:


Is that plastic gears I see in the gearbox? Shocked

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/XE4AAOSwdw5iW6~1/s-l1600.jpg
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 18 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

"It is a hand built special and needs treating as such"


Like an Airfix Kit then
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 18 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ltsAAOSw67tiW0H~/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304447246078?hash=item46e2784efe:g:tlAAAOSwso5iW0HF
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PostPosted: 15:13 - 18 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brava210 wrote:
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ltsAAOSw67tiW0H~/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304447246078?hash=item46e2784efe:g:tlAAAOSwso5iW0HF


If you read the description this is not being touted as anything other
than what it is.
a long neglected survivor of cafe racer madness, and
being sold for spares or repair

The seller is not calling it a cafe, classic, bobber, brat, etc
with a grossly overinflated price tag.
Mind you, some twat will probably try and turn it into this though
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PostPosted: 15:24 - 18 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zen Dog wrote:


points for tin bashing and effort but....
weird!

So he starts with something like this

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.cdn.autoevolution.com%2Fimages%2Fmoto_gallery%2FAPRILIA-RS-125-Extrema-9774_2.jpg&f=1&nofb=1


and wants an Ariel leader sorta thing?

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsmgco-images.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fmedia%2FW%2FP%2FA%2Fmedium_1963_0323.jpg&f=1&nofb=1


What ever he does, it's still a 125 underneath and I just cant see what actual improvements have been made
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 18 Apr 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Is that plastic gears I see in the gearbox?

That's quite a lump, wouldn't you say? Gears are probably nylon used to drive the oil pump or other such light load fuction. Very unlikely a gear like that would be used to transmit power.

https://www.essentracomponents.com/en-gb/news/product-resources/the-advantages-of-plastic-gears#:~:text=Lightweight%3A%20Plastic%20gears%20tend%20to,deflect%20to%20absorb%20impact%20loads.
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