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ThatDippyTwat
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PostPosted: 08:24 - 28 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

wr6133 wrote:
This will take some beating

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203198086507

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I like the idea, (There's a Deutz powered one in Germany somewhere that's nice) but the execution of it looks like it was done by a hungover Remploy All-Star with the attention span of a squirrel, and access to a workshop.

EDIT:- German example of how its done properly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCGQnyGC3gY
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PostPosted: 09:29 - 28 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

While we generally eschew the efforts of home builders to cash in on the 'on-trend' hipsterised brats, bobbers and cafes this is something quite different - equally absurd and impractical, in fact downright dangerous but in some ways admirable.

This creation appears to be built without any ulterior motive other than 'for a laugh', it will be interesting to see what it actually fetches, as it could have value as a museum piece or trendy shop decoration/art (think that wretched little turd Drew Pritchard)
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PostPosted: 11:03 - 28 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

wr6133 wrote:
This will take some beating

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203198086507

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Shocked Shocked Shocked Yee God’s!!!
All I can say is what a waste of a static engine and cycle parts.

If that was mine , it’d live under a blanket at the back of the garage for eternity Sick

Wow!
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PostPosted: 11:52 - 28 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThatDippyTwat wrote:


EDIT:- German example of how its done properly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCGQnyGC3gY


Admirable fabrication work, but catch your shoelaces in that flywheel and you're in a whole world of trouble. Shocked
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 28 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
ThatDippyTwat wrote:

EDIT:- German example of how its done properly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCGQnyGC3gY

Admirable fabrication work, but catch your shoelaces in that flywheel and you're in a whole world of trouble. Shocked

At no point do you stick a stationary diesel into a bike frame and expect civility, lol. It's going to try to kill you in some fashion... besides, if you have laces, do you not tuck them in to the boot tops? Having your lace catch on your left foot when you're coming to a stop isn't something you want on any bike, modern, classic, or homemade.
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 28 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can get a civilised diesel bike. Expect ludicrously high MPG, though I doubt it's going to even make 50mph Laughing https://www.pricepartmotorcycles.co.uk/page_2219102.html
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 28 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThatDippyTwat wrote:
wr6133 wrote:
This will take some beating

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203198086507

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


I like the idea, (There's a Deutz powered one in Germany somewhere that's nice) but the execution of it looks like it was done by a hungover Remploy All-Star with the attention span of a squirrel, and access to a workshop.

EDIT:- German example of how its done properly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCGQnyGC3gY


Love the plastic water pipes in lieu of cardboard-aid-design Smile Using the frame as the exhaust system is cheeky!
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PostPosted: 20:16 - 28 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahh!, the slow ritual of old deisel starting takes me back
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PostPosted: 18:58 - 29 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a miserable bike but one I saw locally that might warrant saving from the Café Racer mob:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-CX500B-1982-9836-miles-Spares-repairs-project-Cafe-Racer/133586063014

Description text is quite amusing in places Smile

<addendum> also local to me:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2017-Lexmoto-Venom-125cc-Motorcycle-Motorbike/224246541564

No logbook, front smashed, fresh eBay account Thinking
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PostPosted: 21:51 - 29 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
Not a miserable bike but one I saw locally that might warrant saving from the Café Racer mob:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-CX500B-1982-9836-miles-Spares-repairs-project-Cafe-Racer/133586063014

Description text is quite amusing in places Smile


It's also very refreshing to read something in decent English, with good spelling and punctuation. My only criticism is that he has rather stupidly high hopes in swapping a plastic maggot for any woman, let alone a brace of the calibre he is after.
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 29 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the guy has sold a few bikes. I remember reading that bit about Charlize Theron in a catsuit etc. before. I think he's going to have to settle for watching Aeon Flux with the audio on mute like the rest of us. The CX500 will fetch a fair price.
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PostPosted: 13:06 - 30 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bhud wrote:
I think the guy has sold a few bikes. I remember reading that bit about Charlize Theron in a catsuit etc. before. I think he's going to have to settle for watching Aeon Flux with the audio on mute like the rest of us. The CX500 will fetch a fair price.


I think he's way off mark too. Winslet is built like an all in wrestler and I wouldn't be stirring Penn's porridge either - no sir.
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PostPosted: 13:20 - 30 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
Winslet is built like an all in wrestler.


If she’d like to engage in naked wrestling, she can come and beat me up any time she likes Drooling Drooling .
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PostPosted: 00:28 - 02 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doesn’t look miserable, I’d quite like it...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174539069928

Just one question, it’s about the mileage...
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PostPosted: 03:01 - 02 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keithy wrote:
Doesn’t look miserable, I’d quite like it...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174539069928


Not miserable at all. It's the 1993 that's still 1988. Laughing I love it. I could never buy a bike like this, because in my hands it would look so grubby in just a couple of months...
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PostPosted: 07:26 - 02 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keithy wrote:
Just one question, it’s about the mileage...


KPH clocks, though my instinct would be the dealer is lying as I find it inconceivable someone has been riding around without a mechanical MPH converter in the back of the speedo. Easy enough to remove it when selling and claim the KM's as true. The fact the paint marks on the clocks to tell mph look brand new I think backs up my thought.
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PostPosted: 09:42 - 02 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am I missing something? Clocks are in KM, 10km ~ 6k miles. Looks the part of being original clocks.

Someone missed the KM when MOTing it... as its 10k miles on gov site.
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PostPosted: 10:06 - 02 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tdibs wrote:
Am I missing something? Clocks are in KM, 10km ~ 6k miles. Looks the part of being original clocks.

Someone missed the KM when MOTing it... as its 10k miles on gov site.


I didn’t go into the description, so only saw a pic of the clock and the 6k miles, I can the km reference in the description now.

Still like it Very Happy
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PostPosted: 11:58 - 02 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tdibs wrote:
Am I missing something? Clocks are in KM, 10km ~ 6k miles. Looks the part of being original clocks.

Someone missed the KM when MOTing it... as its 10k miles on gov site.



The MOT testers often mis read or miscalulate or interchange m/km on the MOT sheet/Gov website..

Check any vehicle that is just in KM- sometimes it appears on government website as km, sometimes as miles.
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PostPosted: 12:07 - 02 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bhud wrote:
Keithy wrote:
Doesn’t look miserable, I’d quite like it...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174539069928


Not miserable at all. It's the 1993 that's still 1988. Laughing I love it. I could never buy a bike like this, because in my hands it would look so grubby in just a couple of months...


That 80's colour scheme is gorgeously horrible Laughing

I owned a blue and black ZZR1100 that had pink writing from that era. Sick
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PostPosted: 23:02 - 02 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

From what I read, those generation pegaso's are fairly decent, but the electrics really are suspect. Seen a few posts of people with them in the TET group over the years raging it them cutting out.
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 04 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
Winslet is built like an all in wrestler


Some truth in that - in Titanic she chucks DiCaprio around like a rag doll in the shagging scene; she's great
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PostPosted: 15:31 - 15 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look Shocked - No bids..

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-sb200-1981-scrambler-project-barn-find-like-gt250-and-Yamaha-Honda-/284108633763?
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 15 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-K1-K75s-cafe-racer-1997-1997-J/154003457948

This one takes the biscuit.

The funny thing is, if he'd done most of this work to an XJ600 Diversion, it might have turned out sort of OK.
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PostPosted: 18:53 - 15 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

K1?
its nothing like a K1 which was basically a K100RS in a jelly mould
this is a K1

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/OX4AAOSwuOde6jhk/s-l400.jpg

Its a feckin tarted up K75
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/q3cAAOSwU0tde-DO/s-l400.jpg

Mileage of 950 is misleading too, it might have done 75000 by now
Visually I find it quite unappealing.
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