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Pete.
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 06 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124706402127?hash=item1d0914af4f:g:6jAAAOSwT1tgesrw

da fuq


Rolling cliche of poor taste. Better than some of the above efforts but still bad enough to be noteworthy.
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PostPosted: 08:27 - 06 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124706402127?hash=item1d0914af4f:g:6jAAAOSwT1tgesrw

da fuq


That caught the full on man-aids.
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PostPosted: 10:16 - 06 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/xjoAAOSwQdhgUmsb/s-l1600.jpg

Hydroelectric?
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 07 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not eBay but

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51162967896_de6f8b23a6_o.png

Reluctant Sale - Thumbs Up
Custom, unique (twice), special and tailored all in first paragraph - Thumbs Up
Scrambler - Thumbs Up
Tuned (no proof needed) - Thumbs Up
Engine rebuild for no apparent reason at low miles - Thumbs Up
Rare - Thumbs Up
No/hacked mudguards as one wants on a scrambler - Thumbs Up
Front tyre to steer like a housebrick - Thumbs Up
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eBay's cheapest shocks - Thumbs Up
Chainguard binned - Thumbs Up
Private plate that vaguely suits an entirely different bike - Thumbs Up
Obligatory Scrambler photo taken 1 meter from the actual road - Thumbs Up
Priced way above what a lower miles, newer, actual minter costs - Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:14 - 07 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

wr6133 wrote:
Not eBay but


Holy fuck, he want's £7,000.00 for it Shocked
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PostPosted: 11:28 - 07 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:


Holy fuck, he want's £7,000.00 for it Shocked


Proper deluded. A dealer is only asking that for a 2017 with 1170 miles on it https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/274753805171?hash=item3ff89a5b73:g:L4wAAOSw6FFgcdVW

and he was advertising it on my local facebook group for palming off your unwanted shit, not even a bike group Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:33 - 07 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

This one still hasn't found a long term home Sad

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/9iIAAOSwtYVgkPvu/s-l500.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224449598220
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 07 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

For a few hundred I reckon it'd be worth it for the lolz. £1.8k though Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 07 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

What I find (irrationally) annoying about that is that the front brake is operated by what you'd assume to be the clutch lever (on a motorbike) or the rear brake lever (on a pushbike).
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 07 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's an interesting idea. Who knows if that BMX frame is up to the task though.
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 07 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a fuck around toy that c90 BMX would be mint, but almost 2k buys a LOT of fuck around toy in the form of coke and hookers...
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PostPosted: 01:12 - 08 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I cannot see why, even shit faced drunk
I'd want to throw £1500 at this bag of wank
'First to see will buy' my arse
It might be a fun runabout if cheap and made actually useful
but pre fucked up? nahh

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/OZMAAOSwrLxgabgb/s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/393243220349?_trkparms=aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3Dbced26d4e8f34617a63c7686ce144f67%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26mehot%3Dpf%26sd%3D224449598220%26itm%3D393243220349%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982
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PostPosted: 14:51 - 08 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

virus wrote:
As a fuck around toy that c90 BMX would be mint, but almost 2k buys a LOT of fuck around toy in the form of coke and hookers...

Not sure when you last bought coke and hookers, but less than £2k won't buy you a lot of either now, at least not good quality.
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 08 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah maybe if you're in Stoke or Goole and it's a Sunday evening in February - but honestly, even if your 2 large is going to stretch a bit further, do you really wanna test this theory
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 08 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

martin734 wrote:
virus wrote:
As a fuck around toy that c90 BMX would be mint, but almost 2k buys a LOT of fuck around toy in the form of coke and hookers...

Not sure when you last bought coke and hookers, but less than £2k won't buy you a lot of either now, at least not good quality.


back in my day..... Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:15 - 08 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I cannot see why, even shit faced drunk
I'd want to throw £1500 at this bag of wank
'First to see will buy' my arse
It might be a fun runabout if cheap and made actually useful
but pre fucked up? nahh

Yes, but it has Genuine Honda Racing Rims.. !!!!!!!!!


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PostPosted: 19:38 - 08 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
do you really wanna test this theory


Send me 2k and I'll keep a very accurate record.
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 08 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brava210 wrote:

Yes, but it has Genuine Honda Racing Rims.. !!!!!!!!!


Hmmm, yeah, Ok, but no mudgaurds still means it a wanksmachine.
At least it doesn't have bell end mirrors.
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PostPosted: 11:57 - 10 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not sure 'miserable' would cover the riding experience here, maybe 'bleak', 'grim', something on those lines............

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-diesel-motorcycle-/284281382309?_trksid=p2385738.m4383.l4275.c10
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PostPosted: 12:08 - 10 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaft wrote:
I'm not sure 'miserable' would cover the riding experience here, maybe 'bleak', 'grim', something on those lines............

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-diesel-motorcycle-/284281382309?_trksid=p2385738.m4383.l4275.c10


Fucking hell. Someone made a superdream more appalling than it was as standard.

That takes a lot of talent.
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 10 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaft wrote:
I'm not sure 'miserable' would cover the riding experience here, maybe 'bleak', 'grim', something on those lines............

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-diesel-motorcycle-/284281382309?_trksid=p2385738.m4383.l4275.c10


'not very fast but superlative fuel economy'

Lol.
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PostPosted: 12:33 - 10 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaft wrote:
I'm not sure 'miserable' would cover the riding experience here, maybe 'bleak', 'grim', something on those lines............

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-diesel-motorcycle-/284281382309?_trksid=p2385738.m4383.l4275.c10


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PostPosted: 13:51 - 10 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MOT Exempt, you say?

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Vehicles that do not need an MOT
You do not need to get an MOT if:

the vehicle was built or first registered more than 40 years ago
no ‘substantial changes’ have been made to the vehicle in the last 30 years, for example replacing the chassis, body, axles or engine to change the way the vehicle works


https://www.gov.uk/historic-vehicles
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PostPosted: 14:05 - 10 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evil Hans wrote:
MOT Exempt, you say?

Quote:
Vehicles that do not need an MOT
You do not need to get an MOT if:

the vehicle was built or first registered more than 40 years ago
no ‘substantial changes’ have been made to the vehicle in the last 30 years, for example replacing the chassis, body, axles or engine to change the way the vehicle works


https://www.gov.uk/historic-vehicles


It's 40 years old....
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 10 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Evil Hans wrote:
MOT Exempt, you say?

Quote:
Vehicles that do not need an MOT
You do not need to get an MOT if:

the vehicle was built or first registered more than 40 years ago
no ‘substantial changes’ have been made to the vehicle in the last 30 years, for example replacing the chassis, body, axles or engine to change the way the vehicle works


https://www.gov.uk/historic-vehicles


It's 40 years old....


But it's had a substantial change, which has apparently been registered with the dVLA.

Astonishingly, it also looks like it sold for £1889, which beggars belief.
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