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[Polarbear]

In an effort to redress the somewhat low levels of esteem or wonderful leaders have with the general public I would like to propose a thread highlighting their most memorable and most valuable offerings to us people who thrive on their ingenuity, their knowledge and their leadership.

I give you Sir James Bevan, the head of the Environment Agency.

His offering........Avoid building new homes on flood plains.

Profound Sir James, I am in awe.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51620992
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[bhinso]

Still not a patch on this

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10154756167617672

[Howling Terror]

[Easy-X]

So are we going with "...and in other new: Pope declares faith as Roman Catholic on census form" as per the OP or Foot In Mouth awards like our esteemed leader's ill-advised "I'd rather be dead in a ditch" (don't fecking give people a dare you eejit!)
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[mentalboy]

'What do you mean, you're on your period???'

Jeffrey Epstein
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[yen_powell]

I was once a passenger in the slowest truck in the world, driven by the slowest thinking man in the world, grinding slowly along the M25.

After an hour of silence he turned to me and said, "This motorway never seems to end does it".

Perhaps he was wise after all!
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[bhinso]

"I once went to Lyon, and it's very much the same now. Except that it's completely different'.

Kevin Keegan

[yen_powell]

Member of the public ringing up to complain about a raised carriageway table I had put in,

"This thing you've built, it's no good, it should be removed as soon as possible."

"What's wrong with it?"

"I have to slow my car down to drive over it...."


2nd member of the public after a zebra crossing was installed on the same raised table a few years later.

"I objected to the new zebra by stopping and blocking it with my wheelchair bound wife. I walked off and left her in the centre of the crossing so cars could not drive over it. The drivers were all bibbing and shouting and one even called her a c. u .n. t. and she was very upset and this is all your fault."

Chief Executive trying to save on the overtime budget,

"This evening overtime seems a bit excessive, why do you check the streetlights at night instead of in the day when you're in the borough anyway?"
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[Easy-X]

[Polarbear]

[Pigeon]

George W Bush
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A


The Donald On abortion:

“Do you believe in punishment for abortion – yes or no – as a principle?”

D “The answer is there has to be some form of punishment.”

“For the woman?”

D "Yeah, there has to be some form.”


The Donald on Mexico:

"They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."


Rumsfeld - Uknown Unknowns:

"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know."

[Skudd]

[bhinso]

Kevin Keegan:

"He's using his strength. And that's his strength. His strength."

"You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw".

[bhinso]

[yen_powell]

[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

[WD Forte]

""There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know.
But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know."

Its bit laboured I'll admit, but I tend to agree with this statement
as who knows what may yet be discovered that someone
hasn't thought about or fully understood?

Apart from not having all the answers we may not have thought of the right questions yet.
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[Polarbear]

https://i.postimg.cc/d1NspttD/88184802-1941682919308981-7315654972513714176-n.jpg

No words needed eh, Sir James.
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[mentalboy]

[Howling Terror]

January 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine.”

February 2: “We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.”

February 10: “A lot of people think that goes away in April with the heat — as the heat comes in.”

February 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA… Stock Market starting to look very good to me!”

February 25: “CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus.”

February 25: “I think that's a problem that’s going to go away… They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we’re very close to a vaccine.”

February 26: “The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”

February 26: “We're going very substantially down, not up.”

February 27: “One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”

February 28: “We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical.”

March 2: “You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?”

March 2: “A lot of things are happening, a lot of very exciting things are happening and they’re happening very rapidly.”

March 4: “If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work, but they get better.” NOTE: The CDC advises people displaying symptoms to stay home and self-quarantine unless seeking medical care.

March 5: “I NEVER said people that are feeling sick should go to work.”

March 5: “The United States… has, as of now, only 129 cases… and 11 deaths. We are working very hard to keep these numbers as low as possible!”

March 6: “I think we’re doing a really good job in this country at keeping it down… a tremendous job at keeping it down.”

March 6: “Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They’re there. And the tests are beautiful…. the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.”

March 6: “I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it… Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.”

March 6: “When I was hearing the amount of people that died with the flu, I was shocked to hear it… I would have said, ‘Does anybody die of the flu?’ I didn't know people died from the flu.”

March 6: “I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship that wasn't our fault.”

March 8: “We have a perfectly coordinated and fine tuned plan at the White House for our attack on CoronaVirus.”
Current status: As of noon March 8, 2020, coronavirus is in 30 states plus the District of Columbia. Known U.S. cases exceed 400. The death toll stands at 19.

March 9: “This blindsided the world.”

March 10: “Be calm. It’s really working out.”
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[mentalboy]

^^^
The average PC would shit a chip if I tried to list every stupid comment that twat has uttered over his lifetime.
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[Howling Terror]

To be fair I don't think it'd make too much of a difference if Hilarity Clinton was in the chair. Same can be said if crappy Corbyn were in instead of the lying buffoon Johnson.

It's a ….. Hmmm 'Interesting' time to be alive.

We get what we deserve.
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[bhinso]

"People are dying that have never died before."

Donald Trump 17/3/2020

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[Polarbear]