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Posted: 13:48 - 06 Mar 2020 Post subject: Stockpiling |
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Today's phone in outrage is people who are clearing the supermarket shelves of everything from bogroll to macaroni. Don't even try to find hand sanitiser!
You'll be relieved to know that here at Suntan Towers, we still have our no-deal Brexit stockpile of beer, gin,Fray Bentos pies, corned beef, Smash, tinned veg, powdered milk and much much more.
Oh how some of you scorned me at the time!
Seriously though, here in rural Wales the two local supedmarkets, as of yesterday, were still fully stocked. I dont think the Welsh read the news, everyone seemed quite chilled.
Has panic hit BCF and their nearest and dearest yet? anyone going to admit to stockpiling? ____________________ Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right |
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People in my town seemed to have cleared the local supermarket of all the pasta and the rice. I won't lie, when I go shopping, I normally purchase a couple of bags of pasta to last about two weeks, but for some reason I brought a whole months supply last night, not because I am scared of the virus or quarantine, but I was scared that everyone else would cause pasta to run out due to panic buying, so I countered their panic buying........ with panic buying of my own.....makes sence ____________________ My wife asked me to get her something that goes from 0-100 in under 5 seconds for her birthday. ......................I got her a bathroom scale. |
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Plenty of rum on my boat, some food as well. I'm going to get a shed load of Bombay Bad boys today and then fuel up the boat. 160 litre fuel tank and 30 litres of jerry cans.
I have 3 months supply of my heart tablets, vitamin pills and lots of paracetamol.
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Stockpiling? On my income? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha etc
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Posted: 15:10 - 06 Mar 2020 Post subject: Re: Stockpiling |
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Tracey Suntan-King wrote: |
You'll be relieved to know that here at Suntan Towers, we still have our no-deal Brexit stockpile of beer, gin,Fray Bentos pies, corned beef, Smash, tinned veg, powdered milk and much much more.
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Good luck wiping your arse on a Fray Bentos pie.
Went shopping today. It's such a painful experience, I tend to do it once every 3 weeks and live mainly out of a feezer, even for milk and bread etc.
The number of chavs with 2 trolleys loaded to the brim was startling. It took me twice as long to get around and through the checkouts today. The silly thing is, we're a few weeks off peak infection yet, so most of the sh1t they were buying will have gone off by then.
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You probably *could* wipe your arse with a hot cross bun, though... ... if you really had to. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Posted: 23:13 - 06 Mar 2020 Post subject: Re: Stockpiling |
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Damn things. I still have loads of them which I never got round to using, too old for that now, and no girls left in the house to use them up. I was thinking of packaging them up for refugees.
But maybe I can sell them on eBay for a fortune ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 4 years, 48 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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