Pointless Friday Poll: getting on your bike

[Easy-X]

One of those huh... moments. I'm sure I used to get on the Keeyway differently to the Rebel. Maybe something to do with the topbox.
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Nobby the Bastard]

The autist formerly known as mdp72 goosesteps onto his.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[dynax]

Depends where i am, at home i swing leg over, if somewhere public will stand on footpeg and smoothly move leg over with grace and finesse like a ballet dancer
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Mike.
Bikes: Xena, Bridget,Florence
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmihUc0xXxYbR4_0l-F1FzA/videos?view_as=subscriber

[Nobby the Bastard]

So long as I don't trip over my penis again I'm not really bothered how I get on.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[ThatDippyTwat]

If I'm getting it out of it's lockup in the morning, I have to get from the "wrong" side, trying not to smash into the Viffer next to it.

Anywhere else, just swing leg over , irrespective of which bike it is.- That said, I'm 6'3, not many bikes make me do a ballet impression to get on them.
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'98 VFR800 (touring) - '12 VFR800 Crosrunner (Commuting) - '01 KDX220 (Big Green Antisocial Machine)

[WreckTangle]

simples, Bend knee, swing over. Making sure that I get on the bike on the left hand side, and not doing the mistake that I did when doing my cbt by getting on the bike on the right hand side and falling off it (when the stand was up)

I voted running jump on the pole through, as I knew no one else would
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My wife asked me to get her something that goes from 0-100 in under 5 seconds for her birthday. ......................I got her a bathroom scale.

[doggone]

With my trail bike I often stand on a peg like the stirrup getting on a horse because it's only marginally less tall.

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

[bhinso]

[Peanut_Butter]

What's a forward scissor kick

[Howling Terror]

^^^I think it's the opposite to a reverse cowboy, but don't hold me to it.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Howling Terror]

Yeah but my Collie bitch won't comply.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Easy-X]

[Easy-X]

Should I add a vaulting option: running at the back of the bike, grabbing the pillion rails and launching yourself onto the seat... or is that covered by running jump?
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[chickenstrip]

[pepperami]

I’m lowered onto mine by my serfs like knights of old were lowered on to thier horses.
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[WD Forte]

Where's the "shove yer stupid poll up yer arse" option?
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bikers smell of wee

[The Shaggy D.A.]

https://youtu.be/-6KUdyykLYs?t=38
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

I leap from an upstairs window like a cowboy fleeing a whore house.

[stinkwheel]

[Peanut_Butter]

I ride sidesaddle being a lady and all.

[kgm]

Depends. I'm not the tallest so I normally take it off the centre stand, turn the bars to the right and lean it over a little then just swing my leg over. If I have loads of gear strapped on the back then I sort of do a front kick over the seat and slide on. Typically with the CRF.

[CorriganJ]

[winz]

It depends how much luggage is on there. Fully laden 100% goosestep a la mpd.
No luggage, I just sit on it like any normal person would who isn't shorter than 5' 5".
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