Bored bored bored! Bored

[pepperami]

Well the weather not been great lately, so that has curtailed a lot of outdoor activities.
Soon HMG will Be instructing all plebs to stay indoors.

What are the mighty BCF gonna do to amuse themselves during the imminent lockdown?

Me , I’m going to teach my cat Cantonese or maybe finish doing a few bits of DIY that I keep putting off.
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[P.]

Riot. I'll go out

[hellkat]

Type clinic letters probably
(I'm supposed to have checked if I have the remote access that the I.T. department were working so hard to give us last week, still haven't done it, doh!)

* Maybe fap
* Bingewatch Netflix
* Smoke dope
* Annoy the cats

Got a couple of writing projects on the go which I might push a bit further: got no excuse to do them if I'm stuck indoors, really

Might paint the desk in my living room and put it in the bedroom.

Might move some of the books and boxes out of my living room so that they are UNDER THE DESK once I move it.

Might smoke dope and chat to my homies on WhatsApp instead.

So yeah ... it would be just like a weekend ... only LONGER
Just another day at planet hellkat.

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[wr6133]

Join in any looting, unfortunately not likely on the Eastern side of Wiltshire.

Smoke dope.

Thrash my bikes round empty roads. I doubt there will be much to lock down rural back roads.

Polish shiny bits of the Enfield even more.

In the main though, work. Unfortunately even with the Plague occurring Logistics is a necessity and I can mostly do my job from home.

[Easy-X]

Total shutdown would suit me, might finally finish the bike! Wrenching during the day, work at night
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[MCN]

I'm at work and as busy as a little beaver on speed.

Probably stuck at work for the foreseeable future.

(Scored some extra Bog-roll just in case.)
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Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Board the loft.
Set up the music/PC room.
Rewire the garage.
get some rides in.
Get some camping in.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[chickenstrip]

[stinkwheel]

I would suggest that going out for a ride on your motorcycle carries zero risk of either transmitting or catching coronavirus.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[pepperami]

Hmmm? I thought the purpose of lockdown was that everyone has to stay indoors?
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[stinkwheel]

[hellkat]

Although I'm not isolated in any way shape or form yet, I've decided to take myself on a trip to Mornington Crescent via Facebook.

I'm looking forward to seeing which (if any) of my mates are up for it.
Usually an entertaining expedition, if you get the right fellow-travellers on board.


Not that I haven't now got a THOUSAND other things that I should be doing instead
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Ste]

"Public face £1,000 fine or custody for refusing coronavirus tests and quarantine"

People aged over 70 face up to four months in self-isolation and the public risk being taken into jail or a £1,000 fine if they refuse to be tested or quarantined for suspected coronavirus.

The emergency powers, expected to be announced this week, allow police in England and Wales to use ‘reasonable force’ to detain people who are at risk of infecting others.

The Health Protection (Coronavirus) Regulations 2020, published on the government's website, states that those suspected of having the disease, can be held for up to 14 days in a secure hospital or other suitable location. If they abscond they can be taken into custody before being returned to detention or isolation, the regulations state....

[rest of the article is quarantined behind a paywall]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/03/15/public-face-prison-1000-fine-refusing-coronavirus-tests/

[recman]

Number plate off the bike and have enormous fun evading the corona police.
It will be £1k well spent if you get caught.

[Diggs]

Flashing. If nobody else is about I intend to move from front window to front window dressed in nowt but a raincoat, exposing myself with deft wrist-flicks to the sick and immobile of the village. I will wear a balaclava to avoid recognition of course...
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[Polarbear]

I shall indulge in some fishing. It's been a while since I did some.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[WreckTangle]

I got a 100 million piece jigsaw puzzle that my nan gave me about 15 years ago that I might start/complete.....hell I will be scraping the barrel of things to do before insanity kicks in
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My wife asked me to get her something that goes from 0-100 in under 5 seconds for her birthday. ......................I got her a bathroom scale.

[dynax]

[Nobby the Bastard]

As I'm not considered to be business critical I'm likely to be told not to use the works vpn as it wont be able t8 handle the number trying to use it.


I will therefor be fixing my fence and adding sockets and strip lighting to the garage.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Skudd]

I'm a Zero Hour wanker, so I will be going to work until the day I'm in a pine box. I will infect anyone and everyone if I have to.

I'm going for the herd method of controlling this virus thing.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[bhinso]

I've always wanted to be part of an angry mob.

[Polarbear]

[bhinso]

Think I might loot me some bog roll, and blame it on civil rights and shit

[yen_powell]