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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 14:23 - 21 Mar 2020    Post subject: Different Times Reply with quote
Apparently this wasn’t illegal back then. Grrrrr nanny state, spoiling everyone’s fun

Seems a bit fishy to me
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 21 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
She seduced him.
What a fucking minx.

They're not fish, they are mammals.
So they feel emotion. Laughing

She put her snout on his shoulder, man
Thats *sniff* ... just ... *sniff sniff* soooo fucking beautiful.

I want that man's drugs.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 16:04 - 21 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
You beat Ste to posting this?
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 17:10 - 21 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
You beat Ste to posting this?


Yes, I have never felt more proud Wub

I know dolphins are mammals, but I'm pretty certain that if you got up close to one it would smell of fish.

Finally I'm surprised Ste hasnt replied with the other well-known dolphin sex story....

Peter the Dolphin Who Loved Me
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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 21 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
BCF member Robby used to stroke my head and say 'smooth like a dolphin'.

I now know this was not just a factual statement.
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PostPosted: 03:02 - 22 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
BCF member Robby used to stroke my head and say 'smooth like a dolphin'.

I now know this was not just a factual statement.


And you probably allowed it, you harlet. 🙄

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Ste
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PostPosted: 10:36 - 22 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dolphin sex?

https://web.archive.org/web/20040610082421/https://www.dolphinsex.org/
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PostPosted: 14:32 - 22 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
You do know that you lot are fugging weird Tut Tut Confused
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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice
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PostPosted: 14:37 - 22 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
BCF member Robby used to stroke my head and say 'smooth like a dolphin'.

I now know this was not just a factual statement.


And you probably allowed it, you harlet. 🙄

🤣

He's a well practised deviant and I was just a slip of a lad (late 40s).
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Diggs
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 22 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Dolphin sex?

https://web.archive.org/web/20040610082421/https://www.dolphinsex.org/


I'm so glad he suggests one cuddle the dolphin afterwards. Wouldn't be right otherwise...
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 22 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
You do wonder what fits where?
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 15:39 - 23 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
I thought Dolphins were fish, but Whales were mammals?

Anyway, reminds me of the farmer up in Lincoln court for having sex with his animals.

His defense was "All the animals were female. One thing I'm not is gay."
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