April Fool's day

[mentalboy]

Apparently it's been cancelled, I've had a right dressing down from the other half that I should behave myself.
No convincing the stepdaughter that 4am is 7am, or scaring the shit out of the boss by claiming to have the dreaded lurgy (his missus has pulmonary fibrosis so that'd be a corker. )

Is it just me that's been locked down or has the global sense of mischief fizzled out? Am I going to find any outrageously ridiculous stories in the rags tomorrow or will the likes of the Daily Fail have suddenly gone all PC?

I would resort to pulling my pecker at midday like the rest of you but while working a roof in the middle of a trailer park might not be the best lark.
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Make mine a Corona.

[Ste]

We spent months planning and preparing for this day.

An incredible amount of effort had gone into making sure that nothing was going to ruin the festivities, we thought that our plans had every eventuality covered but apparently not.

Damn you Corona!!!

(ps, would anyone like to buy some balloons? If our calculations are correct then there's enough to completely fill nobbys house.)

[Just_James]

Trouble is, every day is like April Fools at the moment. I've not really got anything to top it
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Current Bikes / Projects: 1999 Rieju RS1 50
Previous bikes - 1986 DT125R (field bike), 1989 KX250, 1980 KX420 (with 500cc big bore), 1992 YZ250, 1988 KX500, 1989 XR250R, 1988 VFR400R NC24, 1999 Cagiva Mito 125, 2008 Rieju RS2 50 , 1993 Honda NSR 125

[Peanut_Butter]

I tried to persuade my colleague who travels the same route into work to me that i was only a set of lights behind him (via hands free).

I tried to be sneaky and turn off before him and take a short cut, ended up missing the turning i needed on the M60 and taking a rather long 6 mile-ish detour past the Trafford centre.

Unfortunately i was the fool this morning

[Nobby the Bastard]

Mrs Bastard said it would be nasty to wake the kids up for school, so that was that one scuppered.
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Sprint ST 1050

[Polarbear]

It's my birthday. I love April 1st.

I think a nice meal follwed by a few pints in my favourite restraunt.....

Oh wait, perhaps not.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[stinkwheel]

Still a few minutes to put this up on your facebook status.

https://www.bikechatforums.com/download.php?id=103297
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[chickenstrip]