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Have you succumbed to growing an apocalypse beard?
Yes, I might be a lazy twat.
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No, you dirty bunch.
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andym
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PostPosted: 15:38 - 26 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
WreckTangle wrote:
shaving saves lifes Thinking


I read that as shaving shaves lifesh Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 15:42 - 26 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
andym wrote:
WreckTangle wrote:
shaving saves lifes Thinking


I read that as shaving shaves lifesh Rolling Eyes


You are Shorn Canary and I claim my five poonds.
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 26 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've never tried, because I'm blonde and people with blonde hair sometimes end up with Ginger beards Surprised
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 26 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
I haven't shaved or trimmed my beard for pushing 20 years now.
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 26 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
andym wrote:


I read that as shaving shaves lifesh Rolling Eyes


You are Shorn Canary and I claim my five poonds.


More likely he is just pished. Wasted

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PostPosted: 18:17 - 26 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
chickenstrip wrote:
Having burned one side of my face off, I'm not overly keen on the half-bearded look Laughing


I saw Crocodile Dundee using Bowie Knife to shave.
But shaving with fire is a bit like clearing brush in a jungle
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PostPosted: 19:40 - 26 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:
Having burned one side of my face off, I'm not overly keen on the half-bearded look Laughing


I saw Crocodile Dundee using Bowie Knife to shave.
But shaving with fire is a bit like clearing brush in a jungle


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PostPosted: 22:10 - 26 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
This is me and I'm keeping mine because the ladies love it...
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 26 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
This is me and I'm keeping mine because the ladies love it...


Laughing There was a bloke at work we nicknamed Sutcliffe when he had a beard and suddenly styled it that way.
It was promptly removed.

He's still known as The Ripper though.
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PostPosted: 23:44 - 26 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
I haven't shaved since 1982. A run through with a No 1 guide on the clippers for head and face every few weeks does me. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:48 - 27 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
This is me and I'm keeping mine because the ladies love it...


On reflection it seems bizarre that a lot of tossers took on the Sutcliffe goatee look in the 90s
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https://i.imgur.com/G6P9kbu.jpg?1


I am just being fat and lazy.
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Don't let your grooming go dude, it's only a crisis. Your face fungus is usually very neat.
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PostPosted: 12:23 - 27 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:


On reflection it seems bizarre that a lot of tossers took on the Sutcliffe goatee look in the 90s


I admit to being one of those tossers. I stopped short at the bag containing gaffa tape, screwdrivers and a mallet though..
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PostPosted: 13:03 - 27 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fisty wrote:
https://i.imgur.com/G6P9kbu.jpg?1


I am just being fat and lazy.


Sort your shizzle out dude or you're straight out of my wankbank.
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PostPosted: 14:32 - 27 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
A100man wrote:


On reflection it seems bizarre that a lot of tossers took on the Sutcliffe goatee look in the 90s


I admit to being one of those tossers. I stopped short at the bag containing gaffa tape, screwdrivers and a mallet though..


I admire both your candour and self-restraint.
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PostPosted: 15:46 - 27 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:

I admit to being one of those tossers. I stopped short at the bag containing gaffa tape, screwdrivers and a mallet though..

I think a ball pein hammer was the blunt instrument of choice for Pete the prozzie smasher.
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PostPosted: 17:01 - 27 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
grr666 wrote:
Diggs wrote:

I admit to being one of those tossers. I stopped short at the bag containing gaffa tape, screwdrivers and a mallet though..

I think a ball pein hammer was the blunt instrument of choice for Pete the prozzie smasher.


Good for accuracy but you have to give it a bit of welly to do much damage.
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Nobby the Bastard wrote:
grr666 wrote:

I think a ball pein hammer was the blunt instrument of choice for Pete the prozzie smasher.


Good for accuracy but you have to give it a bit of welly to do much damage.


A 20oz version doesnt need too much effort to have the required effect.

I was told this by a proffessor of balistics, honest guv.
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I have this 6th sense that tells me when summat ain't quite right & over the years it's served me well.

Alongside my lifetime membership of the Hunt Down The Real Sven Hassle Society, I am also a member of the Peter Sutcliffe is Innocent & the real Yorky Ripper is actually his one time psychiatrist who is now retired & living quite comfortably thank you in Belper Derbys'.

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wr6133 wrote:
Intent is not to shave for the duration. Can't be arsed and also quite fancy a full ZZ top.

That said I usually manage about 3 weeks at which point it itches alot and I shave.


you have to hang in there. I went through peak itch in about 1985. once passed then there's no looking back.
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Howling Terror wrote:


Sort your shizzle out dude or you're straight out of my wankbank.

grr666 wrote:
Don't let your grooming go dude, it's only a crisis. Your face fungus is usually very neat.

Better?

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I have to say I have no problem with the full wildman aesthetic. What u do find odd are those extremely neat pampered hipster things. Its like a hairy guy has decided to channel the Kardashians into their tonsorial regime.
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Loads better

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PostPosted: 22:38 - 28 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fisty wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:


Sort your shizzle out dude or you're straight out of my wankbank.

grr666 wrote:
Don't let your grooming go dude, it's only a crisis. Your face fungus is usually very neat.

Better?

https://i.imgur.com/6clpKPi.jpg?1


Ooooo you sexeh bastard Wub
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