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pepperami
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 30 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pull all the bark off the stump , that will assist drying out quicker.
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 30 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pah, call that a tree Razz

This was my back garden after we cut ours down. (before it fell on the house) Laughing The stump, top left, is still there as a feature.

https://i.postimg.cc/d0cwMTPJ/IMG-0177.jpg

And my grand daughter giving a helping hand.

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PostPosted: 14:50 - 30 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Theres worse ways to occupy your time...
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/30/astrophysicist_magnets_stuck_up_nose_australia/
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 30 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:


Brilliant.
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 30 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Huh, the wood cutting thread? Very Happy

It's what's been keeping me busy and out in the garden for the last four days, I've only really been coming into the house once it's dark.

https://i.imgur.com/UvXmTon.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/N1AIAPu.jpg
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 30 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
I've accepted that despite the months of planning and preparations for April Fools Day, it's just not going to be possible to pull off. Crying or Very sad


I don't believe U.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 30 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
Ste wrote:
I've accepted that despite the months of planning and preparations for April Fools Day, it's just not going to be possible to pull off. Crying or Very sad


I don't believe U.


I'm not counting on it either.
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PostPosted: 19:29 - 30 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is an impressive trunk you have there Wink
On a more serious note theres some good excavating, mine wasn't as neat and tidy as that sadly.
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PostPosted: 19:47 - 30 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheIncredibleSulk wrote:
...now I've found this forum, I'll no doubt spend large amounts of my time on here!


Your chances are 50-50 anyway.
So good luck with that.
Once we settle you in, most of us are alright Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 30 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah am definitely losing it now... made a couple of clones to have a drink with...

https://i.imgur.com/DZpiZa1.jpg
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PostPosted: 07:35 - 31 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
TheIncredibleSulk wrote:
...now I've found this forum, I'll no doubt spend large amounts of my time on here!


Your chances are 50-50 anyway.
So good luck with that.
Once we settle you in, most of us are alright Laughing


I've been reading loads of the many topics and I've already sussed who to be wary of Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:18 - 31 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a fence to paint


please suggest stuff to get out of it
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PostPosted: 08:34 - 31 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Knock the paint over?
Lose the paintbrush?
Burn the fence down..... Haha It seems im turning into a pyromaniac
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wr6133
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 31 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:


please suggest stuff to get out of it


Get naked
Shove a brass door knob between your cheeks
Shuffle round the house holding a crowbar
Occasionally stop, kiss the crowbar and mutter to it, "I shall fulfill the prophesy once the fence is painted".
Do this for an hour, then get dressed and while still holding the crowbar ask your Mrs when she wants the fence doing
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 15:38 - 31 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of Blackadder's way to get out of going over the top.

We all know how that ended Sad
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pepperami
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 31 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
I have a fence to paint


please suggest stuff to get out of it


Don’t get out of it , be creative, use lots of different colours.
Paint one slat a day.

Or attack said fence with an axe screaming loudly so everyone hears , after that I don’t think the neighbours will have much to say about it Smile
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PostPosted: 16:12 - 31 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paint it in the LGBTXYZ colours.
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PostPosted: 21:02 - 31 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I nipped out to do a beer run, came back to see my clones had got bored and cloned Fido! Mad


https://i.imgur.com/n6Cf3EM.jpg
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 31 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just_James wrote:
I nipped out to do a beer run, came back to see my clones had got bored and cloned Fido! Mad


https://i.imgur.com/n6Cf3EM.jpg


I bet they'd go stir crazy if kept in. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 31 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just_James wrote:
I nipped out to do a beer run, came back to see my clones had got bored and cloned Fido! Mad


Fido, sit!

Fido, SIT!!

FIDO, SIT!!!

FIDO SIT!!!!

FIDO!! SIT!!!!!


There you are dear, I told you he was deaf.

Oh, OK, OK, I'll clear it up.
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 31 Mar 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want another dog. Wifie won't let me. She says you can borrow our friends. Stupid woman, it's not the same.

I don't want to take it for a walk, I want it to attack pikeys and relish in chewing on their intestines.

What? Problem?
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PostPosted: 07:34 - 01 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:

I bet they'd go stir crazy if kept in. Laughing


Feeding them all is going to be an issue!


Polarbear wrote:
I want another dog. Wifie won't let me. She says you can borrow our friends. Stupid woman, it's not the same.

I don't want to take it for a walk, I want it to attack pikeys and relish in chewing on their intestines.

What? Problem?


Learn to cook, get dog Thumbs Up

Worked for me Very Happy
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 01 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found a use for all the panic bought eggs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngpWXg5PnH8
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PostPosted: 12:12 - 01 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I've been reading loads of the many topics and I've already sussed who to be wary of Laughing


Just make sure you click on all of Ste's links and you'll be fine Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:15 - 01 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not stir crazy....


https://i.imgur.com/td4yBf9.jpg


...yet.
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