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PostPosted: 21:53 - 06 Apr 2020    Post subject: Tin Foil Hat Cat - your friendly, furry conspiracy collector Reply with quote

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In a blatant rip-off of MCM, please discuss your most outlandish, insane and downright disgusting conspiracy theories here! I would say try to keep religion and racism out of the thread but that wouldn't leave us with much Wink

As it's polluting the other threads how about we start off with 5G?

Where did it come from and how does it differ from the other (older) mobile phone and powerline conspiracies?
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 06 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.abovetopsecret.com/

all the crack pot, tin foil wearing, I swear it's true, I have proof, 100% conspiracy theory site you'll ever need.

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PostPosted: 22:16 - 06 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Donk is a Russian misinformation spreader Shocked
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 06 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pah, it's not 5G spreading the virus, as I've already mentioned. it's speed cameras!

Please share! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 06 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Birds aren't real.
Giraffes don't exist.
Finland is a conspiracy.
The earth is hollow.
The earth is donut shaped.

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PostPosted: 01:53 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

The prime minister said he would rather be dead in a ditch than file for an extension. He filed for an extension and then 4 months later he was dead in a ditch.

Please note: I am pro-Brexit and I voted for Boris. Get well soon!
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PostPosted: 09:07 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favourite little conspiracy theory (or more of a cynical future prediction) is that Burma is going to host the next big war in the east. We've had Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq, most of the middle east. NATO are running out of places from which they can try (again) put their forces into a proxy war to advance on China and Russia.
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PostPosted: 10:37 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

After watching this:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1740707/

It lightened my heart a little that the Norwegian government tacitly approve of the conspiracy theory that power lines are arranged to keep the trolls contained, to keep tourists amused Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:14 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
After watching this:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1740707/

It lightened my heart a little that the Norwegian government tacitly approve of the conspiracy theory that power lines are arranged to keep the trolls contained, to keep tourists amused Laughing


I love that film Thumbs Up

Oh and Norwegians are cool Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 13:18 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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That's a good one that. When Iraq is over 5400KM from China and 5300KM from Russia, Afghanistan 3,300 and 4,000KM away, that's some advance. I bet China and Russia were shoring up their borders for NATO's advance on their territory.

The EU however, is more of a threat to Russia and does have EU and NATO military ammassing in it's Western border, not 5000KM from it.


Yes but you can't park an aircraft carrier in eastern Europe.

And you're extremely naive if you haven't seen the middle east campaign for the long term west vs east war that it is.
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Islander wrote:
Easy-X wrote:
After watching this:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1740707/

It lightened my heart a little that the Norwegian government tacitly approve of the conspiracy theory that power lines are arranged to keep the trolls contained, to keep tourists amused Laughing


I love that film Thumbs Up

Oh and Norwegians are cool Mr. Green


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PostPosted: 15:21 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

COVID-19 is a bio weapon natch. But the current pandemic is just the first stage. Its a stress test to use up world healthcare resources so a second more deadly virus can cut back the world population.
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PostPosted: 15:49 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You seriously think NATO wanted Iraq and Afghanistan to get further away from Russia and Cheeeina than they already are in the EU with an actual border? Funny guy. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing



No, I entertained the idea for fun. Read the name of the thread please and get back to your 5G woes Wink
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Iraq was invaded because they found a secret Israeli underground city there.
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sleeping The entire thing has been a campaign for oil and to get closer to the Evil in the East.

This may help:

https://futuristrendcast.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/u-s-bases-near-russia.jpg
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flat earth.

I know it's ridiculous but I've seen so much lately.

Like the bloke on GMTV showing the map with antartica as a big ring round the outside which no one is allowed to get through to see what's outside.

The curvature of the earth is easily proven, but I've not seen it myself. I tried to watch boats sail out to see to see if they 'sink' below the horizon, but my eyesight wasn't good enough Sad
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PostPosted: 17:10 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
Flat earth.

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Get with the times, it's donut shaped.

"I have a theory that the Earth is in fact shaped like a torus (a donut-shape). However, light is curved so we cannot tell.

Wherever you see TE, it means Torus-Earth.

FAQ:

Q1. Why has the hole in the centre of the torus not been discovered?
A. Light bends and follows the curvature of the torus, making the hole "unseeable".

Q2. If light is curved so that we can't tell, then why would anyone suspect that the earth is shaped like a torus?
A. Logically, it is possible for a torus-shaped planet to form (see Q6), so we cannot rule out the possibility that the Earth is shaped like a torus, and therefore the hypothesis must be considered as a potential model.

Q3. How does the light curve?
A. Radio waves are reflected by the atmosphere (hence why we don't need to set up several towers to transmit radio waves across very long distances). Light waves are also reflected in a similar way. When we look across, the light diminishes as it travels, and by the time it reaches the atmosphere, it is diminished enough to be reflected. The light will then hit another corner of atmosphere and so on and so forth, curving every time. This gives the impression that the Earth is flat (or has a slight curvature).

Q4. So how come I can look up and see the stars? Wouldn't the light be reflected back at me?
A. When you look up, you are decreasing the amount of distance the light travels to reach the atmosphere, so it diminishes less. In these cases, it is not diminished enough to be reflected by the atmosphere, and hence we can see the stars.

Q5. Ah, so if I stand on the surface in the middle of the TE and look up, why can't I see the opposite side of the torus?
A. When you stand in the middle of the TE and look up, the light passes through the first atmosphere it reaches. However, by the time it reaches the second atmosphere (the one to re-enter the atmosphere of the TE) it has diminished enough to be reflected, and gets reflected into space, so you see space.

Q6. Why have no Arctic explorers "fallen" into the hole?
A. Gravity acts as it does in a RE model, and people are attracted to large masses. Imagine a donut. Imagine a jam donut. Gravity acts towards the jam.

Q7. How do we have night and day?
A. Lay a torch horizontal on a table and turn it on. Now, get a donut and place it on it's side, with the hole perpendicular to the torch. The side that is illuminated by the torch is in day. Over 24 hours, the donut performs one complete revolution. Spin it half way around, this signifies the passing of 12 hours. Now, the side that WAS in day, is facing away from the torch and is in night. The side that WAS in night, is now facing the torch and is in day.

Q8. How do we have seasons?
A. In the same way that the RE does. The Earth does not follow a perfectly circular orbit, it is slightly elliptical. Also, the ellipse is slightly shifted so that one of the shorter edges is closer to the Sun than the opposite edge. Over 1 year, it completes one orbit. Say the Earth starts on the short side closest to the Sun. This is summer (the hottest season for obvious reasons). 3 months later (one quarter of an orbit) it goes to one of the longer sides, and is slightly further away, entering autumn. Another 3 months and it is at the point where it is furthest away, in the middle of winter. Another 3 months and it's a bit closer and we're in spring. A further 3 months and we're back where we started!

Q9. How was the TE formed?
A. It is possible for two objects to orbit each other (google binary stars). This means that you have two objects moving around in an orbit, but there is nothing in the centre of the orbit (as their own masses provide the weight for the centripetal force of Gravity, which causes them to move in a circular-ish motion. Now, it is also possible to have 3 objects orbiting each other, or 4, or 5 etc. Now, the TE was formed when a large amount of objects orbited each other like this. As time went on, their gravity pulled in more space rocks and dust etc and the shape grew, eventually becoming a fully-formed torus.

Q10. Why do we not know of any other torus-shaped planets?
A. This is because the condition for a TE to form (several objects orbiting each other rather than a large mass in the middle) is quite unlikely to occur, and becomes much more unlikely each time more objects are required in the orbit. This makes torus-shaped planets very rare, and so far we are yet to discover another one.

Q11. Where are the North and South poles in this model?
A. Place your donut on it's side. The side that touches the table is the south pole, the side on the other side is the north pole."

https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=54383.0
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PostPosted: 17:34 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

This idea isn't that crazy.

Remember 'wraparound' on the old 80's computer games. Basically when you go off the right of the screen you come back on the left (e.g. the secret passageway in the middle of the pacman maze).

The earth has horizontal 'wraparound' but not vertical (going off the top and coming back at the bottom). This is where the poles are.

However, I subscribe to the theory that the universe has both horizontal and vertical wraparound. This would make it torus shaped in 3D. In fact I think the universe is 4 dimensional, which would make what we see the 3D 'surface' of a 4D hyperbolic torroid.

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PostPosted: 18:06 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Re: Tin Foil Hat Cat - your friendly, furry conspiracy colle Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
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Tin foil hats on cats are a conspiracy to get them all zapped by lightening bolts letting garden birds roam free again.
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PostPosted: 18:37 - 07 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think Greta Fukin Thurnburg is responsible. The evil and twisted little genius let loose the virus to kill off all the nasty adults in revenge for them stealing her childhood.
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PostPosted: 02:41 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
COVID-19 is a bio weapon natch. But the current pandemic is just the first stage. Its a stress test to use up world healthcare resources so a second more deadly virus can cut back the world population.


That doesn't sound like a particularly outlandish conspiracy theory Sad
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PostPosted: 02:44 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
bhinso wrote:
Flat earth.

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Get with the times, it's donut shaped...


That sounds like the sort of shit a mathematician would dream up to win the "Ultimate Troll" award. A lot more workable than a Flat Earth Thumbs Up
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