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MCN
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Big Clive
Just in the Nick of time.

https://youtu.be/Du8yQeQdMBk

- Critique that. 😎
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PostPosted: 17:19 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
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You can put metal in a microwave quite safely as long as it doesn't have any pointy bits or narrow edges.


So what item in a kitchen would fit that description? A metal tray, a metal plate, a metal cup or bowl?


Probably all of those, I've been known to stick a spoon in porridge to prevent localised superheating.
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PostPosted: 17:25 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
I should probably add that the 'no metal' warning is to prevent people from putting things that would cause arcing and possible damage. It's easier to say "Don't" than to say "These are ok, these are not"

As for racks "tuned to the metal in the cavity" Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

They're safe because they're rounded.
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PostPosted: 17:39 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
Big Clive
Just in the Nick of time.

https://youtu.be/Du8yQeQdMBk

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Easy. Same old shite that's already been written here and half the internet already. Big Clive's soiled himself here Tut Tut
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PostPosted: 18:29 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Unbelievable. They say electric charge doesn't strike twice, but here we now have not one, but two threads where mpd displays a fantastic lack of knowledge on how EM waves work!
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MCN
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jmoan wrote:
MCN wrote:
Big Clive
Just in the Nick of time.

https://youtu.be/Du8yQeQdMBk

- Critique that. 😎


Easy. Same old shite that's already been written here and half the internet already. Big Clive's soiled himself here Tut Tut


Aww FFS are you '-' ?

Please set me to enema.

You know it's best.

Save you angsting away in your confinement.

There's a decent fellow.
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Islander wrote:
You can put metal in a microwave quite safely as long as it doesn't have any pointy bits or narrow edges. It's these that cause the problems as they act as antennae and cause standing waves that can cause the magnetron to overheat.

Oh. I thought standing waves were normal in microwave ovens, hence the need for a turntable (or rotating reflector in old-fashioned ones).
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PostPosted: 19:33 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think I need new glasses.
I keep seeing this thread as "Microwave Spanking"
Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
I think I need new glasses.
I keep seeing this thread as "Microwave Spanking"
Rolling Eyes


I don't think your glasses are the problem Wink
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Islander
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Riejufixing wrote:
Islander wrote:
You can put metal in a microwave quite safely as long as it doesn't have any pointy bits or narrow edges. It's these that cause the problems as they act as antennae and cause standing waves that can cause the magnetron to overheat.

Oh. I thought standing waves were normal in microwave ovens, hence the need for a turntable (or rotating reflector in old-fashioned ones).


Its more to ensure that whatever's cooking gets an even distribution of energy although standing waves do feature in the oven cavity. The microwaves are emitted from a waveguide on one side of the oven usually behind an RF transparent window that looks a bit like opaque mica. Standing waves are a feature of any RF system and are kept to a minimum to avoid damage to output devices.
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
I think I need new glasses.
I keep seeing this thread as "Microwave Spanking"
Rolling Eyes


Sounds like a VERY niche activity... There again, cake-farting is a thing so...

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PostPosted: 20:05 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
hellkat wrote:
I think I need new glasses.
I keep seeing this thread as "Microwave Spanking"
Rolling Eyes


Sounds like a VERY niche activity... There again, cake-farting is a thing so...

Ste?


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooodontencouragehim! Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:42 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
I think I need new glasses.
I keep seeing this thread as "Microwave Spanking"
Rolling Eyes


If I come round, I'll make the ding noise, you know what to do. Wink
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Ste
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
hellkat wrote:
I keep seeing this thread as "Microwave Spanking"
Rolling Eyes
Sounds like a VERY niche activity...

We Found 10 Clips With "Microwave Spanking"

stinkwheel wrote:
cake-farting is a thing

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=462004282

nsfw unless Dirty Bertie.
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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paddy. wrote:
hellkat wrote:
I think I need new glasses.
I keep seeing this thread as "Microwave Spanking"
Rolling Eyes


If I come round, I'll make the ding noise, you know what to do. Wink


Is that not the safe-word?
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Ste
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 08 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pineapple.
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MCN
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PostPosted: 07:42 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Lord Percy wrote:
Unbelievable. They say electric charge doesn't strike twice, but here we now have not one, but two threads where mpd displays a fantastic lack of knowledge on how EM waves work!


Yawn....

Sorry for not being a microwave oven engineer you tedious turd.


Add, 'you are also shite at doling out insults' to that list.

Saying for a friend.
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PostPosted: 08:47 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Is that not the safe-word?


This is hellkat, there are no safe words.
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PostPosted: 09:23 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paddy. wrote:
stinkwheel wrote:


Is that not the safe-word?


This is hellkat, there are no safe words.


Pale
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PostPosted: 10:03 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Of course there are, you silly boy.
Its only for YOU there are no safe words.
Now get back in the cupboard under the stairs; I don't want to have to be nice to you.
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PostPosted: 10:08 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hellcat wrote:
What do you want in your bum next?


Paddy wrote:
Pineapple


Shocked
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PostPosted: 10:14 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Islander wrote:
Riejufixing wrote:
Oh. I thought standing waves were normal in microwave ovens, hence the need for a turntable (or rotating reflector in old-fashioned ones).

Its more to ensure that whatever's cooking gets an even distribution of energy although standing waves do feature in the oven cavity.

Yes. That is because of the hot spots.
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Now get back in the cupboard under the stairs; I don't want to have to be nice to you.


An upgrade from the cardboard box and damn pillow, bonus.
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Lord Percy
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Riejufixing wrote:

Yes. That is because of the hot spots.


Would they be 5G hotspots?
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