Its life Jim but not as we know it

[hellkat]

In an argument elswhere, Nobby says

[hellkat]

Arse. My before and after pix are too big.
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[Freddyfruitba...]

[Polarbear]

Resize them

Plenty of free tools on line.

This one is a piece of piss to use.
https://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/utility/resizejpeg/
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[P.]

[Polarbear]

[hellkat]

oh, is that what imgur does?
I shall pop along now and see.
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[Nobby the Bastard]

I've been working from home on and off since the little bastard was born.

The worst bit is having to use my reading glasses with the laptop because I have a tendency to put them down and then spend the next 3 hours looking for them.

This is compounded by the fact that I don't use them at any other time than using the laptop.
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Sprint ST 1050

[hellkat]

[imghttps://imgur.com/a/baL43DD[/img]
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[Nobby the Bastard]

[hellkat]

*stamps foot, sulks*
It won't let me have the other picture, it just gives me a feed with other dickhead people whose pictures I don't want to see.

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[hellkat]

Fuck it, im goigm back to the NHS work
amd I neeeed to get my fuking nails done.
look at the state of my tping,
Too dark in the bedroom now anyway.
Suns gone round the other side
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[Nobby the Bastard]

You have a trumpet? I bet you can blow anything...

https://i.imgur.com/wJA7Cg4.jpg
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[hellkat]

not that much of a bastard

Edit: I can still barely manage embouchure
A parp is all I've achieved.
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[Nobby the Bastard]

[hellkat]

https://postimg.cc/8J87pZLD.jpg
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[panrider_uk]

[hellkat]

Fuck.
I thought I might download the imgur app in case it made life easier, but truly it doesn't or hasn't so far.
It wants to access ALL the images in my phone.
I doan theeeenk so, senor
Why can't they just let me upload the one I want to see!
Wankers.

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[hellkat]

[Polarbear]

[hellkat]

Thats where the other office is posted frm, and I cant even geet it to show up.
ok i officially haven tgot time for this now. my consultatns are waiting for theri letters
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[Easy-X]

Am I led to believe, from that photo, that you can blow your own trumpet
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[hellkat]

[hellkat]

My taxi hasn't turned up today.
And now i'm totes not in the mood to go on the bus/tube.
Guess I'll just fire up the laptop from here, then

*wanders off to the other office of which i couldn't get the picture to work, it wasn't all that, anyway *
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[Freddyfruitba...]