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weasley
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PostPosted: 11:49 - 28 Apr 2020    Post subject: Motorcycling is exercise... Reply with quote

...according to the New South Wales government, meaning you can now just go for a ride with no other reason.
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 28 Apr 2020    Post subject: Re: Motorcycling is exercise... Reply with quote

weasley wrote:
...according to the New South Wales government, meaning you can now just go for a ride with no other reason.

Great news! Fucking long way to go though...
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PostPosted: 12:28 - 28 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

"police have determined that so long as you literally just ride the motorcycle"

As opposed to?
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PostPosted: 13:53 - 28 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any sort of off roading can be quite strenuous, there's an element of mental workout too Thinking
A group of green laners did come past here on sunday, first seen in a while.
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PostPosted: 13:54 - 28 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm cvertainly reduced to a greasy-spot after about a mile of rough green lane.
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PostPosted: 14:34 - 28 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
"police have determined that so long as you literally just ride the motorcycle"

As opposed to?
Stopping to get your nails done and having a go on the shooty-shooty simulator.
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 28 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

yen_powell wrote:
Ste wrote:
"police have determined that so long as you literally just ride the motorcycle"

As opposed to?
Stopping to get your nails done and having a go on the shooty-shooty simulator.


And seeing the local barber Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 01 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've just been out for a spin on the bike.
Only around 100 miles but I saw 3 speed camera vans on the dual carriageways.
Traffic is pretty sparse so speeds are up. Micra man is frightened to go out.
The scammers will be having a field day.
Pity the kids have stuck a bit of insulation tape over one of the letters on my number plate. Makes the I look like an L.
Foils the scamera.
Bloody kids, eh?
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 01 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

sean5302 wrote:
stuck a bit of insulation tape over one of the letters on my number plate. Makes the I look like an L.
Foils the scamera.

1. You know that when a duff number is recorded on the system they have algorithms to produce a list of likely 'altered' numbers the duff one may have been based on? Crosschecking that list against the photo of your bike is likely to provide a fairly brief shortlist of suspect vehicles I'd have thought.

2. What happens if you get pulled by a human plod for speeding and inevitably get asked 'is this your bike, sir?'?
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PostPosted: 11:14 - 02 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of my favourite phrases is "plausible deniability" and "kids stuck tape to my number plate" isn't it. Why not just get some new number plates made up to match a similar car... and fuck up some poor plebs life. Or is that level of criminality a bit much for you?
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PostPosted: 12:28 - 02 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
One of my favourite phrases is "plausible deniability" and "kids stuck tape to my number plate" isn't it. Why not just get some new number plates made up to match a similar car... and fuck up some poor plebs life. Or is that level of criminality a bit much for you?


I thought this was a bike forum.

Plate s
similar car

Ask matron to tell you where you are, Easy.
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 02 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

[/quote]
1. You know that when a duff number is recorded...

2. What happens if you get pulled by a human plod for speeding and inevitably get asked 'is this your bike, sir?'?[/quote]

It has worked for me for 20 years. The guys I know who had NIPs showed me their photos and only the plate was in the pic, not the bike, or maybe just an exhaust or two.

How often do you ever see a human plod?
All scammer vans around here.
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 02 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 16:20 - 02 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Besides ... ^^the above is the rule in New South Wales^^ and over there, they have had McDonalds open the whole time Shocked

(Anita is mortified that I have had no McDonalds breakfast facility all this time Laughing )
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PostPosted: 16:30 - 02 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, we just need to move to Australia then? Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 02 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm on the case Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:07 - 02 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

sean5302 wrote:
Easy-X wrote:
One of my favourite phrases is "plausible deniability" and "kids stuck tape to my number plate" isn't it. Why not just get some new number plates made up to match a similar car... and fuck up some poor plebs life. Or is that level of criminality a bit much for you?


I thought this was a bike forum.

Plate s
similar car

Ask matron to tell you where you are, Easy.


I don't even believe you have a a bike Razz
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 02 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't even believe you have a a bike Razz[/quote]

And that matters so much, eh?
Here's where I tell you what bikes I ride, registration numbers and photos.
Then, I get a knock at the door from Plod.
Not hard.
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 02 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

sean5302 wrote:
Here's where I tell you what bikes I ride, registration numbers and photos.
Then, I get a knock at the door from Plod.
Not hard.


To say what?
There's no hard evidence for Plod to do you for anything, just what you've said on here.
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 02 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
sean5302 wrote:
Here's where I tell you what bikes I ride, registration numbers and photos.
Then, I get a knock at the door from Plod.
Not hard.


To say what?
There's no hard evidence for Plod to do you for anything, just what you've said on here.

Let's take this slowly for you.
Plod knocks on my door and asks me to open my garage to look at my bikes.
He's told to Foxtrot Oscar as he has no warrant.
He knows where I live and the DVLA knows all my vehicles, registered to me.
What happens when I go out and mysteriously get stopped, only to find a bit of tape stuck on my plate?
Perverting the course of justice carries time locked up with Bubba.
They have my IP address and therefore my home address which is why he's knocked on my door.
If I list my vehicles he's got overwhelming evidence if he sees one with tape on the plate. The reality is that this works a treat. No need for tiny plates, aluminium pressed black plares, lacquer over the plate or anything else. Just 1/2" black insulation tape.
A Tesco carrier bag that's blown over your car's front plate works just as well, (I understand).
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 02 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yShvgXZQBTs
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 02 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Sean5302" is "-" and I claim my five ponds.
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 03 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does anyone want to buy some insulating tape?
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 03 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

FretGrinder wrote:
"Sean5302" is "-" and I claim my five ponds.


I thought this on another thread.

It certainly quacks like a duck.
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 03 May 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
FretGrinder wrote:
"Sean5302" is "-" and I claim my five ponds.


I thought this on another thread.

It certainly quacks like a duck.


https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1AYxAAeSSBuNjy0Flq6zBpVXay.jpg

Something like that?
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