Would you like some Magic Beans?

[Easy-X]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52810220

Looks like an innocent USB stick but actually...

[TbirdX]

Wish I'd thought of the 'wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser'.

They also do a supplement that has a similar collection of tech buzzwords applied to it and is total bollocks. Namely a

"proprietary procedure that leads to relativistic time dilation and biological quantum entanglement at the DNA level"

The most disturbing thing about that article is the guy using it is a member of Glastonbury Town Council's 5G Advisory Committee.

How do these people get to be in these positions?

I've some snake oil and elbow grease he might be interested in around here somewhere too.
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[Easy-X]

[TbirdX]

Oh don't worry, I've leveraged our holistic synergies along with blue sky capital concepts to advance the green credentials so as to repackage the gravitational nutriwaves.

I hope that explains it.
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VFR800X - TTR250

[pepperami]

Groot!
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[WD Forte]

5G Bio shields for £339?
Pah! I can flog you a better one for £250 ( free P&P)
Want to lose weight fast?
Be more attractive to the opposite sex?
Get the auburn tresses of your youth back?
Grow new teef?

Mine has Vibranium-Gravitonium energy shield defendortectors
Its invisible rays will ward off lizard alien robot psychic attacks as well as those harmful
ironising quantum 5G effects that shrivel yer willy.

Its cunningly disguised as a cheap ass poundshop USB stick so
no scrote will try and nick it but inside is where the magic happens

Dont try and open it up to find how it works or you'll let the magic rays out
and you'll be stuck with a cheap ass poundshop usb stick
and weep bitter tears.

Dont for gods sake stop to think about it!
BUY NOW or lose out and suffer the horrible consequences!
BUY NOW!
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bikers smell of wee

[Polarbear]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

5Gpal.

They should have closed it with the 3M tape used to make trucks.

[bhinso]

5GPal is not really 5GPal because it's already here.

Still working on interior fogging.

[Rebel]

https://emfacademy.com/recommended-products/

The danger is cumulative, not acute.

[Easy-X]

[Rebel]

As an open minded free thinker I am certainly entertaining the notion.
Initial research suggests I am not alone.

https://i.postimg.cc/4Nkp705Q/IMG-20170628-235457.jpg

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Easy-X]

[Rebel]

I'd love to help but i'm already battling the forces of darkness in the UFO thread. I can however suggest some points to ponder.
Disregarding the economic viability, closer proximity to a much higher frequency, shorter wavelength form of electromagnetic radiation will increase exposure to any harmfull effect. See: Inverse Square Law

Some evidence indicating high levels of exposure to RF radiation can be harmful.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20483835/

https://www.tetrawatch.net/papers/naila.pdf

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0013935118300367?via%3Dihub

https://ehtrust.org/

[Evil Hans]

[Rebel]

And right on cue, an example of why I am reticent to instigate another dreary bout of the bumptious, insult laced sophistry and vacuous infantilism BCF's normalist pharisees and their chittering cherubim use to stifle discourse and police conformity in the defense of their crumbling preconceptions.

Good Day.
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[Kawasaki Jimbo]

[Ste]

[Rebel]

The sordid attempt to label valid concern and research as 'conspiracy' by amalgamating it with irrelevant but currently circulating alarmism.
Beneath contempt and engagement.
I have planted a seed, it may encounter more fertile ground, meanwhile the sun is shining and my refreshments await.

[Polarbear]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[Rebel]

Selective edit, why not quote the entirety, " There were suggestions of an increased risk of glioma at the highest exposure levels, but biases and error prevent a causal interpretation. The possible effects of long-term heavy use of mobile phones require further investigation."
This study (along with other evidence) contributed to the World Health Organization classifying RF radiation as a “possible carcinogen” in 2011, shortly after publication.
I picked out a few more quotes :

“All of the exposures used in the Ramazzini study were below the US FCC limits. These are permissible exposures according to the FCC. In other words, a person can legally be exposed to this level of radiation. Yet cancers occurred in these animals at these legally permitted levels. The Ramazzini findings are consistent with the NTP study demonstrating these effects are a reproducible finding,”

“The US NTP results combined now with the Ramazzini study, reinforce human studies from our team and others providing clear evidence that RF radiation causes acoustic neuroma (vestibular schwannoma) and gliomas, and should be classified carcinogenic to humans,”

“The evidence indicating wireless is carcinogenic has increased and can no longer be ignored”

Not good to know.

[Easy-X]

Okay, so let's just assume that a century of radio waves is carcinogenic...

Does it matter? Surely lung cancer, heart disease, etc. will get you before it's an issue?

There is a solution: no more radio! Which also means no more GPS so no planes, boats could navigate by the stars. We also need to get rid of computers as they churn out a lot of EMF. Bonus though: EFI in the bin and back to carbs so not all bad. No, wait: ignition coils so no ICEs Steam bikes only!

Basically we'd need to rewind to Victorian times and go all Steampunk. Not much different to Greta then given the need to cull 5 billion people to make it work.
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[Kawasaki Jimbo]