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doggone
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 15 Jun 2020    Post subject: making babies Reply with quote
You do what Shocked
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/11865635/married-couple-no-clue-needed-sex-for-baby/

I do recall having a similar theory when about 7 and 3/4
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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 15 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
So you mean a chimney cap to keep the storks off ISN'T a contraceptive device?
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Riejufixing
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 15 Jun 2020    Post subject: Re: making babies Reply with quote
doggone wrote:
You do what Shocked

Sensational book advert.
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MCN
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 16 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
So you mean a chimney cap to keep the storks off ISN'T a contraceptive device?


Not since more and more people got central heated housing.
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Diggs
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PostPosted: 13:17 - 16 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
I though the reason why young people today don't know how to get pregnant is the amount of porn they watch, and the fact that (allegedly...) every video out there ends up with the bloke spending his wad anywhere bar where it is needed to make babies...
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PostPosted: 13:23 - 16 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't swallow and you won't get pregnant Laughing

Youth really is wasted on the snowflakes Rolling Eyes
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Diggs
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 16 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
dynax wrote:
Don't swallow and you won't get pregnant Laughing



Does anybody have an answer to the age old question about whether vegetarians are allowed to swallow?
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PostPosted: 14:40 - 16 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
dynax wrote:
Don't swallow and you won't get pregnant Laughing



Does anybody have an answer to the age old question about whether vegetarians are allowed to swallow?


Vegetarian regime allows.

Vegans strictly a No No.

(But if he is a gay vegan then adjustments have to be considered.)
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Diggs
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 16 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Its an ethical minefield out there!
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 18 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Every Sperm is sacred.
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MCN
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PostPosted: 15:52 - 18 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Every Sperm is sacred.


Some Pro-lifers (specially Murican variety)
Believe every sperm is a life.

They prolly need to go back to secondary school to relearn what mitosis is.
(But lots of them are Woo Woo Religionists)
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Poseidon
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PostPosted: 16:10 - 18 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Every Sperm is sacred.


Some Pro-lifers (specially Murican variety)
Believe every sperm is a life.

They prolly need to go back to secondary school to relearn what mitosis is.
(But lots of them are Woo Woo Religionists)


Spermatogenesis is an example of meiosis (albeit after an initial round of mitosis)
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Diggs
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PostPosted: 16:20 - 18 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Poseidon wrote:


Spermatogenesis is an example of meiosis (albeit after an initial round of mitosis)


I thought a cat whining to be let in was an example of meiosis...
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 18 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
gay vegan


I dogsat for a gay vegan couple about a year or so back.
They had "vegan bacon" made out of seaweed. FFS, why would you?

They also had a gerbil.

Even though I detest vermin, I tried to engage with it.
I felt certain it probably spent much of it's time running in and out of anal cavities, so I thought I should probably be nice to it, poor little thing.
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PostPosted: 08:26 - 19 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why do Vegans try to replicate meat products?
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PostPosted: 08:32 - 19 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Why do Vegans try to replicate meat products?


I am far from a Vegan, I love meat but if you can't work out the answer to that question....
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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 08:51 - 19 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
gay vegan


If someone is a gay vegan, which do they broadcast first?

Hi, pleased to meet you for the first time. I'm a heterosexual omnivore, I have no food intolerances but I don't like boiled carrots very much.
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Skudd
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 19 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
MCN wrote:
gay vegan


If someone is a gay vegan, which do they broadcast first?


It's the ex-army Catholic gay vegans you need to worry about.
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PostPosted: 11:49 - 19 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Why do Vegans try to replicate meat products?


Putting aside our mutual hatred for a moment, yes I wonder this as well. I've put it to vegetarians and vegans that when they do this they are essentially at a philosophical level promoting meat-eating and as such the exploitation of animals.
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 19 Jun 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Putting aside our mutual hatred for a moment, yes I wonder this as well. I've put it to vegetarians and vegans that when they do this they are essentially at a philosophical level promoting meat-eating and as such the exploitation of animals.


I like you.
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