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MinhDinh
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PostPosted: 15:25 - 11 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
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Destiny, Melody, Rhapsody

I already did Captain Black.
... in my teenage dreams Laughing


You are the dream my dear.

I would put your name in this thread, since I am now a married man. However there is not a year that goes by that I don't think of you.


Your smile is a sunset that has a warm orange glow on the horizon which leaves me in bliss.
Your voice is the waves crashing into a stone beach so rhythmically.
Your personality is a full moonlight shining amongst the stars.
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Diggs
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PostPosted: 15:41 - 11 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Smooooth!
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 11 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cripes Exclamation

Hello Minners, LOL long time no see. Cool
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PostPosted: 19:47 - 11 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
MinhDinh wrote:


You are the dream my dear.

I would put your name in this thread, since I am now a married man. However there is not a year that goes by that I don't think of you.


Your smile is a sunset that has a warm orange glow on the horizon which leaves me in bliss.
Your voice is the waves crashing into a stone beach so rhythmically.
Your personality is a full moonlight shining amongst the stars.



Holy fuck! Welcome back!! Still an utter pervert I see, don't ever change!
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struan80
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 11 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
I would do the Queen, just another notch on the bed post, the queen and lady Di together wouldn't be too bad.
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Diggs
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PostPosted: 21:26 - 11 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
struan80 wrote:
I would do the Queen, just another notch on the bed post, the queen and lady Di together wouldn't be too bad.


I don't know which would be dryer Shocked
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 22:18 - 11 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Queen, Lady Di and the Queen Mum in a lusty 3 way.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 00:42 - 12 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nomming on those wrinkly old lips.
Mmmmm.
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mentalboy
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PostPosted: 03:43 - 12 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
The wife's sister... Shifty
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blurredman
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PostPosted: 09:06 - 12 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Iskra Lawrence Bounce! Bounce!
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Diggs
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PostPosted: 10:06 - 12 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
mentalboy wrote:
The wife's sister... Shifty


A common lust, but dangerous territory... Laughing
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Poseidon
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PostPosted: 15:35 - 12 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Tena lites MILF "blessed" with bigger boobs.


Reminds me of a joke...

Q. What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 12 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Go on then ... Brick Wall
What is the difference between a chickpea and a lentil Question


Arrow braces self for corny dad-joke punchline
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Poseidon
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PostPosted: 17:10 - 12 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Go on then ... Brick Wall
What is the difference between a chickpea and a lentil Question


Arrow braces self for corny dad-joke punchline


A. I’ve never had a lentil on my face!
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 12 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Poseidon wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Go on then ... Brick Wall
What is the difference between a chickpea and a lentil Question


Arrow braces self for corny dad-joke punchline


A. I’ve never had a lentil on my face!


Pretty sure that hellcat knew that was the answer.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 19:19 - 12 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
I totes did not.
Rolling Eyes

Laughing Laughing
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goto10
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PostPosted: 16:59 - 20 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Priti Patel. She's the devil incarnate, but I still would.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 20 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
goto10 wrote:
Priti Patel. She's the devil incarnate, but I still would.

Lawks, that's worse than admitting to Maggie Thatcher Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:10 - 20 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
goto10 wrote:
Priti Patel. She's the devil incarnate, but I still would.


In thigh length boots, whit a whip and calling you a little worm eh? Laughing
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Islander
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 20 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
goto10 wrote:
Priti Patel. She's the devil incarnate, but I still would.


Holy crap! You really need professional help. Laughing
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A100man
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 20 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
This one doesn't qualify as a 'really shouldn't' but what the hell..

Lottie Bake-off
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A100man
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PostPosted: 19:27 - 20 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
goto10 wrote:
Priti Patel. She's the devil incarnate, but I still would.


Aye - good shout
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BigTim
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 20 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
goto10 wrote:
Priti Patel. She's the devil incarnate, but I still would.


Aye - good shout


+1 for PP, love the dirty little smirk she has.
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A100man
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PostPosted: 10:07 - 21 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
BigTim wrote:

+1 for PP, love the dirty little smirk she has.


It's the same one she uses when looking over her shoulder...

.. umm probably
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Freddyfruitba...
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 23 Nov 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
goto10 wrote:
Priti Patel. She's the devil incarnate, but I still would.

Yawn, keep up people:
https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=330968&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=71
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