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Poseidon
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PostPosted: 16:54 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Celia Imrie

She's pretty much twice my age and far too posh for the likes of me... but I'd give it my best shot at showing her a good time!

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BigTim
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
hellkat wrote:

Yes but he's a socialist.


Quite far to the left too - a fan of JC no less. You'd have to ask him to be quiet whilst you put your head up his frock... Laughing Laughing Laughing


Apparently Eddie went out canvassing for the labour party in last election, that went well!

just to keep it on topic...

celia: Yes

izzard: No
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PostPosted: 20:57 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
One for the older amongst us. Everyone else fancied Felicity Kendall, but I always thought Margo was the fox...
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paula Wilcox.

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PostPosted: 22:25 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
One for the older amongst us. Everyone else fancied Felicity Kendall, but I always thought Margo was the fox...


christ yes, both of 'em but Margo....cor!! it helped i was really into older women when good life was on tv.
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nurse Gladys
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Diggs
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 16 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
BigTim wrote:
Nurse Gladys



aye...
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 16 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Always had a thing for Carol..
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 16 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
recman wrote:
Always had a thing for Carol..
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Carol 4 nips?
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PostPosted: 23:32 - 16 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
recman wrote:
Always had a thing for Carol..

Alex Dolan, and in fact pretty much any weathergirl. Maybe it's that thing they with their hands? Also Catherine Southon from Antiques Road Trip, and Branwyn Jeffreys, BBC education correspondent.

I'd previously claimed hithtowy geek Lucy Worsley on another thread but it looks like I've lost her to pepperami, dammit.

Who knew Ghislaine Maxwell was Robert Maxwell's daughter?
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 23:35 - 16 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
recman wrote:
Always had a thing for Carol..

Alex Dolan, and in fact pretty much any weathergirl. Maybe it's that thing they with their hands? Also Catherine Southon from Antiques Road Trip, and Branwyn Jeffreys, BBC education correspondent.

I'd previously claimed hithtowy geek Lucy Worsley on another thread but it looks like I've lost her to pepperami, dammit.

Who knew Ghislaine Maxwell was Robert Maxwell's daughter?


I did. I remember when he went swimming and the mirror almost went bust.

Theres a fucking whole bond film about it, ffs.
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PostPosted: 02:34 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
I wouldn't mind having an assignation with Sarah Ferguson.

She's obviously too old for Andrew's tastes but I'd still take her for a wee gallop.

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Diggs
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PostPosted: 08:25 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Anyone remember Dilys Laye from the Carry-On films? I always thought she looked a bit mucky...
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh well, if we're going down that route...

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...and Jacqueline Pearce was an elegant looking lady all the way to the end.
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goto10
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PostPosted: 13:18 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:

Alex Dolan, and in fact pretty much any weathergirl. Maybe it's that thing they with their hands? Also Catherine Southon from Antiques Road Trip, and Branwyn Jeffreys, BBC education correspondent.

I'd previously claimed hithtowy geek Lucy Worsley on another thread but it looks like I've lost her to pepperami, dammit.

Who knew Ghislaine Maxwell was Robert Maxwell's daughter?


I did. I remember when he went swimming and the mirror almost went bust.

Theres a fucking whole bond film about it, ffs.


Yup, his yacht (the last thing he was alive on) was named Lady Ghislaine after his daughter too.
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jade Goody, but only after she shaved her head.
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Diggs
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Easy-X wrote:


...and Jacqueline Pearce was an elegant looking lady all the way to the end.


Of Blakes 7 fame if I recall. Truly a bad woman!!!
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PostPosted: 16:41 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Victoria Stilwell - Dog Trainer Extraordinaire.

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Alright, she's not a total wrongun, but she's not where you'd instantly go for a bit of glamour - where it gets interesting is that she's a leather clad E Type Jag driving mistress and I love listening to her bark commands at doggies. I'd let her lead me around on a, errr, lead, any time Wub

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PostPosted: 17:31 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wendy the builder.

Bob doesn’t pay her any attention. He’s always busy building shit.

I seen the way she looked at me through the TV one time. The longing of a true connection and a man that’s not obessed with 2 by 4s.

She can polish the tools in my garage anytime.
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PostPosted: 17:57 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
spottedtango wrote:
Wendy the builder.

Bob doesn’t pay her any attention. He’s always busy building shit.

I seen the way she looked at me through the TV one time. The longing of a true connection and a man that’s not obessed with 2 by 4s.

She can polish the tools in my garage anytime.


Sorry to burst the bubble but rumour has it she only opens her box for the female customers...
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PostPosted: 17:59 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Now, watch this and tell me Velma doesn't give you the horn!!!

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PostPosted: 18:11 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rosemary West.
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
I have few that i would that i really really shouldn't, a couple in my local supermarket, and some local moms that i sometimes see taking the kids to school, but if i had to only pick one i do have a guilty pleasure and just the thought of her forehead rubbing me up and down Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 18:43 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paddy. wrote:
Rosemary West.


Apparently she was a bit of a goer
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
Easy-X wrote:


...and Jacqueline Pearce was an elegant looking lady all the way to the end.


Of Blakes 7 fame if I recall. Truly a bad woman!!!


saw a documentary once about an artist whose name i cant remember, but this good lady was posing for them, naked, and had a proper 1970s bush on her.

it looked glorious.
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