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PostPosted: 11:25 - 23 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:14 - 23 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been on here a long time so I may beg to differ Very Happy
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PostPosted: 13:16 - 23 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

So are we talking Fantasy Threesomes, as in this sort of thread (i.e., "would definitely do [name] and [name]")

or is it more of a challenge, like "You with Sacha Baron Cohen and Richard Harris", and you have to choose which you would do/not do.

or are we talking real thing, like that mad thread of Tim's a few months ago?

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PostPosted: 13:58 - 23 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
So are we talking Fantasy Threesomes, as in this sort of thread (i.e., "would definitely do [name] and [name]")

or is it more of a challenge, like "You with Sacha Baron Cohen and Richard Harris", and you have to choose which you would do/not do.

or are we talking real thing, like that mad thread of Tim's a few months ago?

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Guess could incorporate both! call it Fantasy Threesomes, but folk can post "real" stories as long as marked as such!?

tissues and Pass the popcorn at the ready.
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 23 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigTim wrote:
hellkat wrote:
So are we talking Fantasy Threesomes, as in this sort of thread (i.e., "would definitely do [name] and [name]")

or is it more of a challenge, like "You with Sacha Baron Cohen and Richard Harris", and you have to choose which you would do/not do.

or are we talking real thing, like that mad thread of Tim's a few months ago?

Laughing


Guess could incorporate both! call it Fantasy Threesomes, but folk can post "real" stories as long as marked as such!?

tissues and Pass the popcorn at the ready.


Well bikechatpornhubforums may earn Korn more ££ than he's getting now Smile
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PostPosted: 15:46 - 23 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, there's a thing.
Never really understood just how does one make money (even small amounts) from this website thing? I simply don't understand it at all, otherwise all my contributions to BCF, inane or otherwise, might be more lucratively directed in my own direction, instead of Korn's.
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 23 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 16:19 - 23 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

*shrugs*
Well that counts me out, I don't plan to advertise myself for any purpose, any time soon Laughing

It would be nice to make money whilst one slept, I feel.
Then one could spend the entirety of one's waking hours doing idiotic things.
Oh wait. I already do that. Shifty

Just don't get paid for it Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:28 - 23 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

But back On Topic :

I have discovered somewhat of a fondness for Alex Jennings.
He played Queen Victoria's father in law in the recent series, and I think he played the Duke of Windsor for a bit in The Crown.
Rather nice, in a caddish sort of way.


Somewhat more worrying, I still have a bit of a Thing for Fiona Shaw
... her what plays the evil MI6 overlord in Killing Eve, and also the awful aunty of Harry Potter. Her birthday is the same as mine, only she is three years older.
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PostPosted: 18:14 - 23 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

Somewhat more worrying, I still have a bit of a Thing for Fiona Shaw
... her what plays the evil MI6 overlord in Killing Eve, and also the awful aunty of Harry Potter. Her birthday is the same as mine, only she is three years older.


Had to look her up. She definitely looks like the sort to don sensible shoes on the bus to Hebden Bridge so you could be alright there.
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PostPosted: 18:46 - 23 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes well I haven't gone lesbo as yet, still safely in the realms of fetish fodder, that one Laughing She's a fully paid up member of Rug Munchers Inc, by all accounts.
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PostPosted: 21:10 - 23 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes well I haven't gone lesbo as yet, still safely in the realms of fetish fodder, that one Laughing She's a fully paid up member of Rug Munchers Inc, by all accounts.
You can't say rug munchers any more, it's offensive. You have to use the proper term, Todger Dodger.
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PostPosted: 11:03 - 24 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
He's a fucking prick.

His subject is all for show.

The twat doth luvy himself too much.


I used to think he was just your usual celeb fluff about the town but I've changed my opinion. His interviews with people are good, he finds interesting subjects and he's clearly well informed which he couldn't do if his interest in spiritual and the esotoric was all an act. He's easily established enough that if he wanted to just make a heap of cash he could just do the usual celeb stuff. The celebs I dispise are that Eight out of ten cats lot, when are they going to piss off and let another generation of comedians through?
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 30 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sitting here watching Bettany Hughes. Drooling talkings about ancient Egypt and I haven’t heard a word she has said Very Happy

She’s a bit of a honey , that v neck top she was wearing !
Wub Drooling
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PostPosted: 09:49 - 01 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
Sitting here watching Bettany Hughes. Drooling talkings about ancient Egypt and I haven’t heard a word she has said Very Happy

She’s a bit of a honey , that v neck top she was wearing !
Wub Drooling


I don't see why she's a "shouldn't" at all... as well as the (very) obvious assets, there's something really attractive about her face and smile.
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 01 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

She doesn’t fit into the stereotypical image of what the media think Joe Ordinary sees as a honey.

Media are w*nkers!
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 01 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's very attractive, and with lovely assets.
I'm sure she's been posted in this thread before ...?

But yes, the media's idea of attractiveness vs. most people's ... Laughing


Rather more worrisome is my newfound attraction for Alec Baldwin Rolling Eyes
Never fancied him as a younger guy, too sleek.
Now with the greying hair and the extra padding, there's something strangely patriarchal about him Wub
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PostPosted: 14:28 - 01 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

yen_powell wrote:
You can't say [anything] any more.


That's is indeed a highly amusing term, but due to me being a contrary wanker ... the more I am told I am not, should not, do something, the more likely I am to continue doing so.
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 01 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
yen_powell wrote:
You can't say [anything] any more.


That's is indeed a highly amusing term, but due to me being a contrary wanker ... the more I am told I am not, should not, do something, the more likely I am to continue doing so.
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I once fell out with a bloke after finding out he was telling people at meetings that the reason a scheme was behind schedule was my lack of progress on some construction drawings. It was actually him who was holding everything up so I was a bit miffed to say the least. When he asked me to attend an evening meeting with some residents I said no. He then said that he would get me paid some over time if I went. I told him to stick his overtime up his arse.

A week later I was called in by my line manager who said he had to warn me about my language to this bloke. I asked who had asked him to issue the warning and he named a lady who was our group leader at that time.

I had a little think then fired off an email to her along the lines of:-

"I believe you heard that I told Rogan to shove his over time up his arse, I never said arse. In actual fact I told him to shove his overtime where the sun doesn't shine, arses never entered the conversation."

I managed to get the word arse into the email at least 3 times. Never heard any more about that.

I spent a few weeks passing job adverts onto this bloke, suggesting he would like to work somewhere else, his usual reply was he couldn't work at this or that place as he had been there before and they knew him, even he thought he was bad at his job. He finally got a very senior job and is doing very well I hear.
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 10 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are cartoon characters admisable?
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PostPosted: 00:28 - 11 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did not have sex with that duck!!





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PostPosted: 00:34 - 11 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lois and Meg Griffin.
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 12 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Are cartoon characters admisable?


Not if it's Velma from Scooby-doo.
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PostPosted: 11:30 - 12 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
Ribenapigeon wrote:
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Not if it's Velma from Scooby-doo.



Under that baggy jumper is the body of a sex crazed goddess!
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 12 Jan 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

If there was a cartoon dating website, I'd probably end up with Quagmire Rolling Eyes
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