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Polarbear
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PostPosted: 21:26 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

arry wrote:
Victoria Stilwell - Dog Trainer Extraordinaire.

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Alright, she's not a total wrongun, but she's not where you'd instantly go for a bit of glamour - where it gets interesting is that she's a leather clad E Type Jag driving mistress and I love listening to her bark commands at doggies. I'd let her lead me around on a, errr, lead, any time Wub

Licking boots clean? I'm yer man, Mistress.


Oh God, where has she been all my life Wub
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
arry wrote:
Victoria Stilwell - Dog Trainer Extraordinaire.

https://external-preview.redd.it/9EFG7RAgZEAPf1LjIqlIeRvd40TSgxbkKykwBV1A7eg.jpg?auto=webp&s=74fb57d5a9c4e147b59ed8f53ebc774f37b92303

Alright, she's not a total wrongun, but she's not where you'd instantly go for a bit of glamour - where it gets interesting is that she's a leather clad E Type Jag driving mistress and I love listening to her bark commands at doggies. I'd let her lead me around on a, errr, lead, any time Wub

Licking boots clean? I'm yer man, Mistress.


Oh God, where has she been all my life Wub


Get down Shep! She's a poor man's version of Barbara Woodhouse Wub Embarassed
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 17 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure I've said it before but Mrs bastard's twin sister.

A couple of her cousins are pretty fit as well.
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PostPosted: 07:30 - 18 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Who knew Ghislaine Maxwell was Robert Maxwell's daughter?

How do people NOT know this? Shocked
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PostPosted: 13:23 - 18 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
She's a poor man's version of Barbara Woodhouse Wub Embarassed


Would you climb over one to get to the other? Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 18 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi de hi campers!
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PostPosted: 00:29 - 19 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
She's a poor man's version of Barbara Woodhouse Wub Embarassed


Would you climb over one to get to the other? Laughing


Woodhouse is dead, she had a stroke, lovely soft hands.
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PostPosted: 00:19 - 20 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

As this is BCF, I'm surprised Nora Batty hasn't had a mention yet

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PostPosted: 16:24 - 20 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
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She is utterly stunning but as you say doesn't really meet the 'want to but shouldn't' criteria. Any hetero sexual male that doesn't want to jump that woman is not a hetero sexual male.

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PostPosted: 16:31 - 20 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kG_F118ruOM/maxresdefault.jpg

Elizabeth Holmes...who at times looks like something from a Nick Park special.but I bet she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
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PostPosted: 01:49 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Clothing Historian Amber Butchard.

Oh yum yum. Wub

She could teach me about Victorian petticoats anyday!

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Garanteed to have entertaining lingerie as well.
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PostPosted: 01:56 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ex libdem MP Sarah Tethear https://images.app.goo.gl/4rpxNY6ixMV8WVheA bgot that whole sexy chipmunk thing going on Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:49 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Ex libdem MP Sarah Tethear https://images.app.goo.gl/4rpxNY6ixMV8WVheA bgot that whole sexy chipmunk thing going on Laughing


An interesting and very personal choice... I admire your candour, sir.
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PostPosted: 09:52 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Ex libdem MP Sarah Tethear https://images.app.goo.gl/4rpxNY6ixMV8WVheA bgot that whole sexy chipmunk thing going on Laughing


An interesting and very personal choice... I admire your candour, sir.


I don't know, there's something about her that makes you want to add her to your coffle, but pretty far down the pecking order TBH.
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PostPosted: 09:57 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

If we are talking politicians, albeit dead ones...
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PostPosted: 10:07 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
If we are talking politicians, albeit dead ones...


Well, if you're going down that route then a young Queen Victoria has to be worth the petrol in the ol' tardis.
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PostPosted: 10:32 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
If we are talking politicians, albeit dead ones...


She doesn't look so good in her latest selfie.....

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PostPosted: 10:44 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know, stick her in a pair of jeans and a pully, and I'd still climb over yours to get to her... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

TbirdX wrote:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kG_F118ruOM/maxresdefault.jpg

Elizabeth Holmes...who at times looks like something from a Nick Park special.but I bet she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.


I wonder if she still puts on the deep man voice, that would be a deal breaker for me Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:57 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
I don't know, stick her in a pair of jeans and a pully, and I'd still climb over yours to get to her... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


That's not fighting fair Mr. Diggs. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 11:30 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

My apologies. I know she isn't in your bank... Or could it be the bear protests too much? Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Given the title of the thread, I'm really surprised nobody's come up with:

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PostPosted: 11:57 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:


A good call! She is something of a fox, in a Miss-Whiplash kind of way....
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PostPosted: 12:44 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:


Look closer....... See the man genes.
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 21 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
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A good call! She is something of a fox, in a Miss-Whiplash kind of way....


Diggs, I think what we are learning here is that you are what psychologists call "sexually chaotic" Shocked
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