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PostPosted: 20:44 - 14 Jul 2020    Post subject: People you would, but you really, really shouldn't... Reply with quote

I'll start this off with a topical one. Anyone else here find Ghislaine Maxwell strangely alluring?

One thing is for sure, I bet she could teach me a thing or two...
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 14 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ugh.
What goes on in that woman's head, I wonder.

But yeah ... My dirty little secret is Eddie Izzard.
What the actual fuck. Brick Wall
He has an irresistable smile.
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PostPosted: 21:06 - 14 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Susie Dent, while Helen Geake sits on my face.

There’s just something about intelligent women who are passionate about what they do that makes my japs eye weep.
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 14 Jul 2020    Post subject: Re: People you would, but you really, really shouldn't... Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:


One thing is for sure, I bet she could teach me a thing or two...


How to get underage girls?
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 14 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Susie Dent


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PostPosted: 21:59 - 14 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Susie Dent, while Helen Geake sits on my face.

There’s just something about intelligent women who are passionate about what they do that makes my japs eye weep.

I know what you mean, I find myself very attracted to the rather lovely historian Bettany Hughes
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVVSvrnWsAEJQrB.jpg Wub

I also have a huge crush on the gorgeous actor and singer Luke Evans
https://magarticles.magzter.com/articles/15121/384910/5dcfea3d2df58/If-I-Ruled-The-World-Luke-Evans.jpg Wub
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 14 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lucy Worsley Embarassed
Another vote for Bethany Hughes Wub Wub Wub
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 14 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

OOOooooooh

Dr Janina Ramirez

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/05/25/23/28814192-0-image-a-59_1590446691838.jpg

But nobody will ever replace my one true love.


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I would crawl naked over salt covered glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 14 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going for a wank.
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 14 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shifty
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 14 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oxford educated mathematician Rachel Riley Wub
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/NINTCHDBPICT000549032653.jpg

Dealbreaker; she's a Man Utd fan Sick
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PostPosted: 23:42 - 14 Jul 2020    Post subject: Re: People you would, but you really, really shouldn't... Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
People whom 'you would', but you really, really shouldn't...

FTFY Thumbs Up


InB4 "Fuck You"...

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PostPosted: 00:27 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
Lucy Worsley Embarassed
Another vote for Bethany Hughes Wub Wub Wub


does she have a bit of a lisp? theres something about her way of speaking floats my boat.

Oh Lucy!

Oh Thim, I going to Thum!
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PostPosted: 08:15 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clothing Historian Amber Butchard.

Oh yum yum. Wub

She could teach me about Victorian petticoats anyday!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQiKN6P5RQkoo-5BpuxjQ4TZXf6IK3pWw91mA&usqp=CAU
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PostPosted: 09:02 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Clothing Historian Amber Butchard.

Oh yum yum. Wub

She could teach me about Victorian petticoats anyday!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQiKN6P5RQkoo-5BpuxjQ4TZXf6IK3pWw91mA&usqp=CAU


Thank me later.

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PostPosted: 09:39 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Re: People you would, but you really, really shouldn't... Reply with quote

Chuffin Nora wrote:
Diggs wrote:
People whom 'you would', but you really, really shouldn't...

FTFY Thumbs Up


InB4 "Fuck You"...

Wink


arse
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PostPosted: 09:40 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Ugh.
What goes on in that woman's head, I wonder.

But yeah ... My dirty little secret is Eddie Izzard.
What the actual fuck. Brick Wall
He has an irresistable smile.


You would get on well with my Mrs - she has a bit of a thing for the cross-dressing, random wordsmith too...
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PostPosted: 09:50 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 10:10 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

There seems to be an historian theme here. Whilst off topic because she is fitter than a butcher's dog in heels, I raise you one Suzannah Rebecca Gabriella Lipscomb...
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PostPosted: 10:25 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carol Vorderman - I require that she narrates her entire times tables VHS we had to watch in school, with the answer to each sum being said at the end point of each thrust. Then at the end she needs to assign a numerical score based on how far up the times tables we get.
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PostPosted: 11:52 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
There seems to be an historian theme here. Whilst off topic because she is fitter than a butcher's dog in heels, I raise you one Suzannah Rebecca Gabriella Lipscomb...


She is utterly stunning but as you say doesn't really meet the 'want to but shouldn't' criteria. Any hetero sexual male that doesn't want to jump that woman is not a hetero sexual male.
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

martin734 wrote:

I know what you mean, I find myself very attracted to the rather lovely historian Bettany Hughes
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVVSvrnWsAEJQrB.jpg


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PostPosted: 14:47 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigTim wrote:
pepperami wrote:
Lucy Worsley Embarassed
Another vote for Bethany Hughes Wub Wub Wub


does she have a bit of a lisp? theres something about her way of speaking floats my boat.

Oh Lucy!

Oh Thim, I going to Thum!


LMAO Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Ugh.
What goes on in that woman's head, I wonder.

But yeah ... My dirty little secret is Eddie Izzard.
What the actual fuck. Brick Wall
He has an irresistable smile.


You would get on well with my Mrs - she has a bit of a thing for the cross-dressing, random wordsmith too...

Yes but he's a socialist.
Shocked
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PostPosted: 16:37 - 15 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

Yes but he's a socialist.


Quite far to the left too - a fan of JC no less. You'd have to ask him to be quiet whilst you put your head up his frock... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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