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PostPosted: 11:18 - 29 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
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The bit I like best about that clip is Susannah Reid's face at 0:45. Priceless!


You mean the, "I'm so f~cking affluent I don't have to give a s~it" look?


I don't know what she's thinking at that point in time, but she isn't impressed...
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PostPosted: 11:24 - 29 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Too quirky?


I like her nose. I like a woman with a proper proboscis. I don't like that retrouse` nonsense.
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PostPosted: 11:27 - 29 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Wifey was watching the British sewing bee (something like bake off with sewing machines) and there was this woman who dressed as in the forties. I rather liked her, not sure why as she's no looker......

https://www.wiltsglosstandard.co.uk/resources/images/11518836.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery


Ahem, dare we mention Oedipus? aren't you a bit vintage yourself?
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PostPosted: 11:56 - 29 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
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Wifey was watching the British sewing bee (something like bake off with sewing machines) and there was this woman who dressed as in the forties. I rather liked her, not sure why as she's no looker......

https://www.wiltsglosstandard.co.uk/resources/images/11518836.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery


Ahem, dare we mention Oedipus? aren't you a bit vintage yourself?


A bit later than the 1940's pal. I'm a child of the 60's Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:12 - 29 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A bit later than the 1940's pal. I'm a child of the 60's Laughing


It still makes sense - as a young swordsman in the late 70s you would have come across many older women in cardigans called 'Gladys', 'Nora', 'Ada' or similar. Go on, admit it, you were the one on the bench opposite the Bingo with your hands down your trollies working up a full house... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:12 - 29 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

arry wrote:

Utter nutjob - but look at her go Wub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KawAKTrk2No


Dear oh dear.
I only jumped into the clip at 00:40 to look at the "face" (which I was disappointed to discover was not a cum face ) but in fact I couldn't stand all the harpy-shrieking going on in the background.

They all need to put a fucking sock in it and get back to the fucking cooker. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 14:16 - 29 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
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A bit later than the 1940's pal. I'm a child of the 60's Laughing


It still makes sense - as a young swordsman in the late 70s you would have come across many older women in cardigans called 'Gladys', 'Nora', 'Ada' or similar. Go on, admit it, you were the one on the bench opposite the Bingo with your hands down your trollies working up a full house... Laughing Laughing Laughing


Sorry but my wank idol back then was a picture of Raquel Welch from 1 million years BC. not a Nora Batty look alike.

https://render.fineartamerica.com/images/rendered/default/poster/8/10/break/images-medium/1-one-million-years-bc-raquel-welch-everett.jpg

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My Gran used to take it down from my wall when we had guests, just in case they saw it.
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PostPosted: 14:54 - 29 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My Gran used to take it down from my wall when we had guests, just in case they saw it.


The semen?
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PostPosted: 15:03 - 29 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
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My Gran used to take it down from my wall when we had guests, just in case they saw it.


The semen?


She probably folded my sheets with a karate chop!
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 29 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Always had a bit of a soft spot for Martin Sheen as it goes.

Fancied him since I noticed he was rather creepy in a really old movie with Jody Foster, but over the years he has developed into one of my favourites.

Wouldnt mind a dutty little father and son sesh with Emilio Estevez.
As for Charlie Sheen, well I would have included him as well for extra duttyness, but to be quite honest, no matter how good looking he may once have been, now I wouldn't even touch him with Muntersnuffler's grimy pork bayonet. Puke
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PostPosted: 22:34 - 29 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that's a little bit unfair. Charlie's only ever caught aids once.
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 31 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muntersnuffler would give CoronaVirus the AIDS.
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 31 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

To get back on track, how about the Nolan sisters, for that vintage feel? Laughing obviously all at the same time.
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 31 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:49 - 31 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Always had a bit of a soft spot for Martin Sheen as it goes.

Fancied him since I noticed he was rather creepy in a really old movie with Jody Foster, but over the years he has developed into one of my favourites.

Wouldnt mind a dutty little father and son sesh with Emilio Estevez.
As for Charlie Sheen, well I would have included him as well for extra duttyness, but to be quite honest, no matter how good looking he may once have been, now I wouldn't even touch him with Muntersnuffler's grimy pork bayonet. Puke


Along those lines, Gabriel Byrne better watch out if he ever bumps into my wife in a dark alley....

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjkxMjNmOTMtNjI1OC00ZmQ0LWE3ZWYtZjFlMDExYWRjNTI4XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTc0NjY1ODk@._V1_.jpg

Watching a bit of the old Buck Rogers series, guest star this episode:

https://i2.wp.com/www.kindertrauma.com/images/art/thehorrorofbuck1.jpg?ssl=1

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PostPosted: 22:17 - 31 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh okay, if I was a guy, I would proly want to do her too.
I loved her in Trading Places
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 31 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

And also in that thing with Schwarzenegger.
About the husband and wife spy thingie.
Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 31 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
And also in that thing with Schwarzenegger.
About the husband and wife spy thingie.
Laughing

True lies. Not sure it would work these days, but it's a great movie.
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 04 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tena lites MILF "blessed" with bigger boobs.
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 07 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/festmag-assets/assets/production/32509/32509_large.jpg

I dont know why but I would love to see my population paste dribbling off this mongoloids face.
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PostPosted: 01:08 - 08 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
To get back on track, how about the Nolan sisters, for that vintage feel? Laughing obviously all at the same time.


Even the dead ones? Shocked
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PostPosted: 08:29 - 08 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

you mean as in an orgy with the remaining Nolans? ...."i'm in the mood"....
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PostPosted: 08:32 - 08 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:

I dont know why but I would love to see my population paste dribbling off this mongoloids face.


who is she?

Population Paste! never heard that before, will be nicking that one.
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PostPosted: 08:35 - 08 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigTim wrote:
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I dont know why but I would love to see my population paste dribbling off this mongoloids face.


who is she?

Population Paste! never heard that before, will be nicking that one.


Rosie Jones. She is a comedian but about as funny cancer in children.
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PostPosted: 08:37 - 08 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Does he have an Irish accent though.
Going on looks alone I'd not be tempted, lips too rubbery looking.
Unless he's proficient in noshing only the Irish accent would save him from being sent to room 101.
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