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hellkat
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PostPosted: 08:41 - 08 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigTim wrote:
Population Paste! never heard that before, will be nicking that one.


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Good Lord!! What have you been doing if you've never heard that expression before?!

On second thoughts ...don't answer that Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:22 - 08 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Rosie Jones. She is a comedian but about as funny cancer in children.


oh yeah, saw her on tv once, only the once though mercifully, what ever program i saw her in would have been better without her!

she got Cerebral palsy apparently complete with the head twitching so your aim would have to be good!!

wasn't going to mock the afflicted but just had a quick look on wikipedia about her and seems she can give it ...

In 2019, Jones received mixed reception for a joke made on The Last Leg in which she said that as a 16-year-old, environmental activist Greta Thunberg should only be concerned with "drinking Lambrini and getting fingered."

so she can take it...

back on subject....

how about greta (17 now) and jones together? greta could hold her head still...
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PostPosted: 09:57 - 08 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigTim wrote:
Fisty wrote:


Rosie Jones. She is a comedian but about as funny cancer in children.


wasn't going to mock the afflicted but just had a quick look on wikipedia about her and seems she can give it ...

In 2019, Jones received mixed reception for a joke made on The Last Leg in which she said that as a 16-year-old, environmental activist Greta Thunberg should only be concerned with "drinking Lambrini and getting fingered."

so she can take it...



That joke alone makes her funnier than Romesh Ranganathan.
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 08 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rosie Jones might be funny (it's hard to tell) but comedy needs timing and with her you have to wait too long for the joke to appear. Stick to writing.

Polarbear wrote:
That joke alone makes her funnier than Romesh Ranganathan.

He's alright, it's Nish Kumar I can't stand.

BigTim wrote:
how about greta (17 now) and jones together? greta could hold her head still...

Laughing Laughing
BigTim just beat them all.

The 'Funny' karma rating needs more strength.
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PostPosted: 11:16 - 08 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I have first dibs on Destiny, Melody and Rhapsody?
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PostPosted: 12:46 - 08 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Destiny, Melody, Rhapsody

I already did Captain Black.
... in my teenage dreams Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:04 - 08 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
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Destiny, Melody, Rhapsody

I already did Captain Black.
... in my teenage dreams Laughing

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I say first dibs but he'd probably already had those three. Women do like a bastard and he was probably all wood. Also Captain Scarlet looked a bit light on his feet.
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 08 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigTim wrote:
how about greta (17 now) and jones together? greta could hold her head still...



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PostPosted: 12:39 - 27 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

For those of a certain age...
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 27 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lysette Anthony.
In her younger days, one of the most stunning women on the planet and I think even today I'd have to think of a darn good reason not to.
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PostPosted: 20:35 - 27 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lysette Anthony.
In her younger days, one of the most stunning women on the planet and I think even today I'd have to think of a darn good reason not to.


Funnily enough she never struck me as that beautiful until I saw her in Krull. I think it's the hair that does it for me. I just want to grab a handful while I ......

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PostPosted: 15:02 - 28 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
For those of a certain age...


I lived near the location as a student - in that era too. Good old Bob!
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PostPosted: 15:03 - 28 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Lysette Anthony.
In her younger days, one of the most stunning women on the planet and I think even today I'd have to think of a darn good reason not to.


I think its all she's good for - as an actress- dear god!
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PostPosted: 15:39 - 28 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 19:31 - 28 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/191227084509-elizabeth-hurley-son-damian-christmas-twins-selfie-mxp-vpx-00001624-super-169.jpg I know I really, really shouldn't but I still would. Not at the same time though, I'm not quite that depraved!
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PostPosted: 20:10 - 28 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

martin734 wrote:
https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/191227084509-elizabeth-hurley-son-damian-christmas-twins-selfie-mxp-vpx-00001624-super-169.jpg I know I really, really shouldn't but I still would. Not at the same time though, I'm not quite that depraved!


So long as they dont bring any cup shaped objects with them it'll be fine.
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PostPosted: 20:27 - 28 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
martin734 wrote:
https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/191227084509-elizabeth-hurley-son-damian-christmas-twins-selfie-mxp-vpx-00001624-super-169.jpg I know I really, really shouldn't but I still would. Not at the same time though, I'm not quite that depraved!


So long as they dont bring any cup shaped objects with them it'll be fine.
I think that would be the least of your worries with those two. That's Liz Hurley and her 18 year old SON Damien.
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 28 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm trisexual
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Try anything once......
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 28 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I'm trisexual
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Try anything once......

I'd happily do them one at a time, not sure who to choose first though.
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 28 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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That would make you a countryphile!

I'll get my coat...
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 30 Aug 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kirsty Alsop. Time travel job though. I'd like to do the younger engenou version and the matronly Christmas crafting contemporary version and make the comparison before making a final decision on which location is best.
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 01 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

martin734 wrote:
I think that would be the least of your worries with those two. That's Liz Hurley and her 18 year old SON Damien.


Take it then that Damien is one of the new woke generation where gender simply doesn't exist.
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PostPosted: 07:57 - 02 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
martin734 wrote:
I think that would be the least of your worries with those two. That's Liz Hurley and her 18 year old SON Damien.


Take it then that Damien is one of the new woke generation where gender simply doesn't exist.
I'd want to see him choose a parking space in an otherwise empty car park before I decide on his gender.
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PostPosted: 09:44 - 02 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'd want to see him choose a parking space in an otherwise empty car park before I decide on his gender.


Or see how often he switches the radio to Heart FM when you are listening to 5 Live.
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 02 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was in a training day at work full of women and the speaker (also female) was going on about how much better run the company would be if it was all female.

I said "Yeah but the car park would be abysmal".

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