People you would, but you really, really shouldn't...

[hellkat]

Had lunch last week with this new shrink who wants me do a bit of private clinic work for him.
Problem is, he's terribly dashing.
Ever so nice. In that hand-wavy eye-twinkly way that Italians have.


He even rides a Vespa.
And I don't care.
He's allowed to because he's Italian.

Dashing, charming, highly intelligent, dangerously flash, hummmmmmm wife and five kids ...

#moneypenny
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

Should't/won't* ... totally would.




*in my old age, I have acquired some principles
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[Hong Kong Phooey]

I love the way everyone else in here is basically putting together a fantasy based list of candidates, while Helkat is putting together a hand bag sized rape kit in advance of grabbing a valuable real life NHS key worker in the hospital car park.


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'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8

[Ribenapigeon]

[hellkat]

[Easy-X]

Oh doctor, I'm doing a survey.... now tell me, does this rag smell of ether?
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[virus]

sooooooo....... Do people not understand the point of this thread or do I have really low standards?

There are a fair few in here id swap a kidney for a weekend pass with
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owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.

[hellkat]

Good afternoon sir.
How nice to see you about the manor again.

Might I interest you in our Best and Worst One Night Stands thread?
I'm sure it will make you feel better about your lack of standards.
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[Nobby the Bastard]

One thinks the lady is not the person to be discussing who have the lowest standards.

There's depths even i wouldn't delve into....
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Sprint ST 1050

[TbirdX]

https://files.gotocon.com/uploads/portraits/240/square_medium/hannah_fry_1559292592.jpg

Dr Hannah Fry.

Geek, dorky, ginger. 2nd sexiest voice I've ever heard.

Totally would.
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VFR800X - TTR250

[hellkat]

Nobster, surely you realise by now that I am the keeper of the keys to the den of iniquity.
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[Easy-X]

"Hellkat's Den of Iniquity" sounds like great name for a basement cocktail bar in Soho
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[recman]

[Ribenapigeon]

Who's Den?

[Hong Kong Phooey]

I believe you mean this deceased convicted murder?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/NINTCHDBPICT000002983891.jpg?strip=all&w=600
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'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8

[virus]

[hellkat]

[A100man]

OOH- OOH - now she's getting angry..

[Ribenapigeon]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

... or getting a jab in through the back door.
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'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8

[Ribenapigeon]

[Ribenapigeon]

Back for a spin in the Hot tub time-sleaze machine, https://horrornews.net/146684/janet-leigh-hottest-sexiest-photo-collection/

Cracking pair of norks!

[Easy-X]

[hellkat]

Blimey, indeed!
That one of her taking off the jumper and peeking out from inside it ...
What a minx!
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[hellkat]

I think I might have a super lezzo crush on my Waitrose delivery lady
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