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Posted: 21:17 - 25 Jan 2021 Post subject: |
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Had lunch last week with this new shrink who wants me do a bit of private clinic work for him.
Problem is, he's terribly dashing.
Ever so nice. In that hand-wavy eye-twinkly way that Italians have.
He even rides a Vespa.
And I don't care.
He's allowed to because he's Italian.
Dashing, charming, highly intelligent, dangerously flash, hummmmmmm wife and five kids ...
#moneypenny ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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hellkat Super Spammer
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Posted: 21:18 - 25 Jan 2021 Post subject: |
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Should't/won't* ... totally would.
*in my old age, I have acquired some principles ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Hong Kong Phooey World Chat Champion
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Posted: 23:33 - 25 Jan 2021 Post subject: |
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I love the way everyone else in here is basically putting together a fantasy based list of candidates, while Helkat is putting together a hand bag sized rape kit in advance of grabbing a valuable real life NHS key worker in the hospital car park.
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Ribenapigeon Super Spammer
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Posted: 23:47 - 25 Jan 2021 Post subject: |
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Diggs wrote: |
Ah, the news-imp... I concur. |
Sleeping with any of that lot from Beeb breakfast would be like taking advantage of someone with a learning disability. |
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hellkat Super Spammer
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virus World Chat Champion
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Posted: 19:49 - 26 Jan 2021 Post subject: |
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sooooooo....... Do people not understand the point of this thread or do I have really low standards?
There are a fair few in here id swap a kidney for a weekend pass with ____________________ own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance. |
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Posted: 21:12 - 26 Jan 2021 Post subject: |
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Good afternoon sir.
How nice to see you about the manor again.
Might I interest you in our Best and Worst One Night Stands thread?
I'm sure it will make you feel better about your lack of standards. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Posted: 13:45 - 27 Jan 2021 Post subject: |
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"Hellkat's Den of Iniquity" sounds like great name for a basement cocktail bar in Soho ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
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virus World Chat Champion
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Posted: 18:59 - 27 Jan 2021 Post subject: |
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hellkat wrote: | Good afternoon sir.
How nice to see you about the manor again.
Might I interest you in our Best and Worst One Night Stands thread?
I'm sure it will make you feel better about your lack of standards. |
Afternoon Ms Kat, been lurking for a while, If i blurted out random shite in every post id have to change my name to jack butler...
Interesting read that ONS thread, I'll not add to it mind even from the relative anonymity of the internet, mostly because if I think too hard about places I've put my cock in the past I might get PTSD again ____________________ own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance. |
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Posted: 14:33 - 29 Jan 2021 Post subject: |
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OOH- OOH - now she's getting angry..
____________________ Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750
Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600 |
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Posted: 18:54 - 01 Feb 2021 Post subject: |
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Blimey, indeed!
That one of her taking off the jumper and peeking out from inside it ...
What a minx! ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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I think I might have a super lezzo crush on my Waitrose delivery lady ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 3 years, 39 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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