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A100man
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 30 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
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I think I might have a super lezzo crush on my Waitrose delivery lady Laughing


There's just no boundaries with you are there?

BTW - why shouldn't you?
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 30 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

that Grace Dent off Master chef has been giving me unsavoury thoughts of late.
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 30 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:

There's just no boundaries with you are there?


Well yeah, it kind of took me by surprise too.
Laughing

Not that I'm likely to go there, but y'know ... Thinking doesn't often happen to me, that sort of thing.


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BTW - why shouldn't you?

Why not indeed.


There are boundaries, its just that lately ... they're flexible.
Might die tomorrow *shrug*
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 30 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
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I think I might have a super lezzo crush on my Waitrose delivery lady Laughing


Going for a bit of posh eh? Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 30 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only the best for her Maj.
Cool
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PostPosted: 23:14 - 30 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

TbirdX wrote:
https://files.gotocon.com/uploads/portraits/240/square_medium/hannah_fry_1559292592.jpg

Dr Hannah Fry.

Geek, dorky, ginger. 2nd sexiest voice I've ever heard.

Totally would.


I'll raise you a Dr. Alice Roberts.
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PostPosted: 00:25 - 01 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

^Watch yersen, that's Fisty's bird.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Jenni_Falconer.jpg Wub
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 15 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've just discovered Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts Shocked
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 15 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
I've just discovered Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts Shocked


Well get in touch with her agent. She's going to want them back.
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PostPosted: 11:52 - 16 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was watching TV this morning ans the Rev Kate Bottley was on talking about Prince Phillips funeral and grief and thinking 'I wouldn't mind giving her some grief'

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/NINTCHDBPICT000392179536.jpg
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PostPosted: 12:06 - 16 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I was watching TV this morning ans the Rev Kate Bottley was on talking about Prince Phillips funeral and grief and thinking 'I wouldn't mind giving her some grief'

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/NINTCHDBPICT000392179536.jpg


A white Diane Abbot vibe.
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PostPosted: 13:14 - 16 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
I was watching TV this morning ans the Rev Kate Bottley was on talking about Prince Phillips funeral and grief and thinking 'I wouldn't mind giving her some grief'

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/NINTCHDBPICT000392179536.jpg


A white Diane Abbot vibe.


The only thing in common with DA and Kate is they both wear dresses. I can assure you I wouldn't dirty this thread by suggesting that Mrs. Abbot could be anyones fantasy except Jeremy C's, and we all know how superb his taste is.
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 28 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too much day time telly has seen me develop a lot of fantasies involving Heather Locklear and a time traveling motorcycle. Shocked
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PostPosted: 22:37 - 17 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Purple Bricks rep girl. Poor thing those olympic athletes all treat her like shit. I think she needs taking out on the piss with us lot. (No that is not an invitation to a gangbang, gads! Shocked )
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PostPosted: 00:36 - 18 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
The Purple Bricks rep girl. Poor thing those olympic athletes all treat her like shit. I think she needs taking out on the piss with us lot. (No that is not an invitation to a gangbang, gads! Shocked )


That nose should come with a health warning, she could have someone's eye out with that.
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PostPosted: 01:04 - 18 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
The Purple Bricks rep girl. Poor thing those olympic athletes all treat her like shit. I think she needs taking out on the piss with us lot. (No that is not an invitation to a gangbang, gads! Shocked )


I'm not surprised they do, she really is an annoying wench. Laughing
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PostPosted: 07:11 - 18 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:


I'm not surprised they do, she really is an annoying wench. Laughing


Shes not on drugs though.
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PostPosted: 09:53 - 18 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
The Purple Bricks rep girl. Poor thing those olympic athletes all treat her like shit. I think she needs taking out on the piss with us lot. (No that is not an invitation to a gangbang, gads! Shocked )


I am just wondering why Team GB needs an official Estate Agent
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PostPosted: 10:06 - 19 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
Ribenapigeon wrote:
The Purple Bricks rep girl. Poor thing those olympic athletes all treat her like shit. I think she needs taking out on the piss with us lot. (No that is not an invitation to a gangbang, gads! Shocked )


I am just wondering why Team GB needs an official Estate Agent


Lots of empty property to stash the steroids in?
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PostPosted: 10:10 - 19 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:


Lots of empty property to stash the steroids in?


no, only those pesky Russians cheat.
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 19 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why has thread turned to discussion when it's meant to be about forbidden fhapery?

BCF, you've dropped the ball.
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PostPosted: 18:39 - 19 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, I've been quietly sitting here thinking unclean thoughts about Mad Sweeney from American Gods.


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PostPosted: 02:16 - 20 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
No, I've been quietly sitting here thinking unclean thoughts about Mad Sweeney from American Gods.


https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/american-gods-season-2-mad-sweeney-pablo-schreiber.jpg?resize=768%2C432


Hmmm, hint of ginger, poseur's designer denim jacket - conclusion, Hellkat's been hacked. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 20 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not at all.
I am merely training my eye toward the younger man.
It's quite difficult to distract oneself from wondering what you were doing in your life already, on the day they were born.

I'm not averse to a bit of the ginge.
But they have to be able to have the piss taken about their pubes.
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PostPosted: 22:42 - 20 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Possibly contentious and definitely posthumous, but I give you...
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