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Diggs
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 20 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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that Grace Dent off Master chef has been giving me unsavoury thoughts of late.


Great dumplings, but always wears an ill-fitting bra. It winds the Mrs up no end... Personally I'd be wary of the teeth as she looks like she could snip a gentleman's pork & beef in two if she so much as sneezed during sausage-tasting Shocked
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PostPosted: 23:14 - 20 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Possibly contentious and definitely posthumous, but I give you...


Might as well do her sister, she'll soon need the votes.
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 21 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
ColinK98 wrote:
that Grace Dent off Master chef has been giving me unsavoury thoughts of late.


Didn’t know who she was.

A quick Google got me “Grace Dent’s guide to post lockdown eating out”

You can read into that whatever you like Very Happy
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Keithy wrote:
ColinK98 wrote:
that Grace Dent off Master chef has been giving me unsavoury thoughts of late.


Didn’t know who she was.

A quick Google got me “Grace Dent’s guide to post lockdown eating out”

You can read into that whatever you like Very Happy


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PostPosted: 17:57 - 21 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
Possibly contentious and definitely posthumous, but I give you...


So what you're inferring is, she got the boner vote rather than being elected on policies?
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PostPosted: 18:50 - 21 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shereen, shaved.
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 21 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Diggs wrote:
Possibly contentious and definitely posthumous, but I give you...


So what you're inferring is, she got the boner vote rather than being elected on policies?


If she had stood in my constituency, then yes. Our current MP looks like a noncey 1970s 'all round entertainer', and is just as trustworthy. Would I climb over her to get to him?
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PostPosted: 10:33 - 24 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lisa Nandy..

https://d1hu4133i4rt3z.cloudfront.net/attachments/850/850547-905dd64cf9ac32fa1bf9d0d57af12f6a.jpg

a fair old rack on her and has the wry smile of one who might be rather 'adventurous'. Most definitely .
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 24 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Lisa Nandy..

https://d1hu4133i4rt3z.cloudfront.net/attachments/850/850547-905dd64cf9ac32fa1bf9d0d57af12f6a.jpg

a fair old rack on her and has the wry smile of one who might be rather 'adventurous'. Most definitely .


Before testing her more "adventurous" proclivities you may wish to consider who else has been there. Considering her line of work and the likelyhood she didn't get where she is today without allowing a good few others to pull on their crampons and get stuck into assaulting her more challenging routes. Shocked
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PostPosted: 16:10 - 24 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
A100man wrote:
Lisa Nandy..

https://d1hu4133i4rt3z.cloudfront.net/attachments/850/850547-905dd64cf9ac32fa1bf9d0d57af12f6a.jpg

a fair old rack on her and has the wry smile of one who might be rather 'adventurous'. Most definitely .


Before testing her more "adventurous" proclivities you may wish to consider who else has been there. Considering her line of work and the likelyhood she didn't get where she is today without allowing a good few others to pull on their crampons and get stuck into assaulting her more challenging routes. Shocked


All fair points but I am pretty desperate. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 24 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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All fair points but I am pretty desperate. Rolling Eyes


When you stoop to the level of politics i think thats very clear. You really need to get down the corner shop and pick up some old school top shelf therapeutics before you start trawling political party websites.

Some hypocrisy here though as ive always had a thing for Sarah Teather long forgotten libdem MP.
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 24 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
A100man wrote:


All fair points but I am pretty desperate. Rolling Eyes


When you stoop to the level of politics i think thats very clear. You really need to get down the corner shop and pick up some old school top shelf therapeutics before you start trawling political party websites.

Some hypocrisy here though as ive always had a thing for Sarah Teather long forgotten libdem MP.



Naaaawwww......

Looks like David Walliams.
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PostPosted: 10:02 - 25 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Naaaawwww......

Looks like David Walliams.


Shocked
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PostPosted: 11:00 - 25 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Egads!! - wash that sh!t out of your eyes..

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1226365.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/Sarah%20Teather%20is%20the%20MP%20for%20Brent%20Central

Teather makes Miriam Margoyles look like Raquel Welch!
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 25 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Egads!! - wash that sh!t out of your eyes..

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1226365.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/Sarah%20Teather%20is%20the%20MP%20for%20Brent%20Central

Teather makes Miriam Margoyles look like Raquel Welch!


Oohh my gears be grinding! She's a peach. She ticks off a lot of boxes for me, bobbed hair, a bit toothy, petite with plenty of cushin, ample cleavage and a characterful nose. Good parliamentary pension as well.
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All that handwaving, it can be very mesmerising.
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 01 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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All that handwaving, it can be very mesmerising.


Mussolini was a self confessed rapist. Quite proud of it and in his memoirs claims the first time he had sex it was rape. Truly nasty peice be of work.
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Ribenapigeon wrote:
hellkat wrote:
All that handwaving, it can be very mesmerising.


Mussolini was a self confessed rapist. Quite proud of it and in his memoirs claims the first time he had sex it was rape. Truly nasty peice be of work.


Pah, there were way worse than Mussolini. One, a pedo rapist and serial child abuser was allegedly Lavrentiy Beria, Nice chap, Stalin's security chief. Indulged in a nice bit of genocide when he wasn't using young ballet dancers for his pleasure.
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Pah, there were way worse than Mussolini. One, a pedo rapist and serial child abuser was allegedly Lavrentiy Beria, Nice chap, Stalin's security chief. Indulged in a nice bit of genocide when he wasn't using young ballet dancers for his pleasure.


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PostPosted: 17:41 - 02 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
hellkat wrote:
All that handwaving, it can be very mesmerising.


Mussolini was a self confessed rapist. Quite proud of it and in his memoirs claims the first time he had sex it was rape. Truly nasty peice be of work.


He was a rapper living the thug life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKACUW6uaco
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Pah, there were way worse than Mussolini. One, a pedo rapist and serial child abuser was allegedly Lavrentiy Beria, Nice chap, Stalin's security chief. Indulged in a nice bit of genocide when he wasn't using young ballet dancers for his pleasure.


He also wanted to open up the soviet union to the west and reverse a lot of the communist policies but Kruschev and co put the kybosh on that.
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Hellkat, go take five on the naughty step. Folded arms

You've single-handedly turned the celeb wank fest thread into some kind of non-fapping dictator thread. Tut Tut
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Hellkat, go take five on the naughty step. Folded arms

You've single-handedly turned the celeb wank fest thread into some kind of non-fapping dictator thread. Tut Tut


To be fair Chairman Maos wife Jian Qing was quite foxy in her day.
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ok ok I'm over the Mussolini fetish anyway.

I've discovered the dodgy lawyer in Line of Duty Wub

https://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Baladi.jpg

Patrick Baladi: I think he was in The Office but I never fancied watching that (until now) *waggles eyebrows*

I had a similar passion for Damien Garvey, the guy who played the bent-as-fuck premier in Rake.

https://superstarsbio.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Damien-Garvey-bio.jpg



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PostPosted: 17:44 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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To be fair Chairman Maos wife Jian Qing was quite foxy in her day.


As was little Eva...
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