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Ribenapigeon
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
*troubled sigh*

Adrian Dunbar.
Shifty I think its the accent Shifty

https://www.patriciamcmahon.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Daily-Telegraph-Magazine_13-03-2021_Main_1st_p1-copy.jpg


On the Jeremy Vine show they had a segment ripped off from this thread and your not the only one with a thing for the pointy nosed copper. We didn't get to fund out who Jeremys guilty wank was though. He really is a wet sod.
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
they had a segment ripped off from this thread


A what what?
Shocked
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Jeremy Vine ... really is a wet sod.

Ugh, can't stand the man.

Why are people call Jeremy always so irksome?
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PostPosted: 23:07 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Roisin Conaty.
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PostPosted: 23:34 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yer, if I was a bloke I'd do her.
Laughing

Had a Bit of a Thing for her sidekick for quite a long time, as it goes.
He's very tall, that Greg Davies, isn't he?
I'd be a very naughty schoolgirl if he was my Headteacher.
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PostPosted: 23:42 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Yer, if I was a bloke I'd do her.
Laughing


now that we live in clown world, you can be.
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PostPosted: 08:57 - 15 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
OK only maybe the once.

Susanna Reid.

Nice tits.

But she may need a gag-ball fitted so she doesn't go off on one of her daft rants. (A wumin isnae as sexy when Ranting.)

Confession, I'm sat sitting in front of t' telly and ITV Morning TV is on. Embarassed
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PostPosted: 10:48 - 15 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Roisin Conaty.
Thinking
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 15 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
We didn't get to fund out who Jeremys guilty wank was though. He really is a wet sod.

I'm guessing Art Garfunkle.

To coin an expression I heard on Outnumbered (surprisingly amusing in parts)..

..he's 'as weaks as a nun's piss'.
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 15 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
OK only maybe the once.

Susanna Reid.

Nice tits.

But she may need a gag-ball fitted so she doesn't go off on one of her daft rants. (A wumin isnae as sexy when Ranting.)

Confession, I'm sat sitting in front of t' telly and ITV Morning TV is on. Embarassed


Rare occasion where I agree with a post in this thread. That wummin has some set of doos on her
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to v or not to v wrote:
now that we live in clown world, you can be.


Nah I'm good, ta Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 15 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Roisin Conaty.


Who?

Pics?
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PostPosted: 16:07 - 15 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
pepperami wrote:
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Roisin Conaty.


Who?

Pics?


Definitely a 'personal taste' thing here - precisely what this topic was intended to reveal!
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 15 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
pepperami wrote:
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Roisin Conaty.


Who?

Pics?


I can never remember how to post pics but https://m.imdb.com/name/nm4421176/?ref_=m_tt_cl_i2

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm4421176/mediaviewer/rm3697301504/
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PostPosted: 17:34 - 15 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
pepperami wrote:
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Roisin Conaty.


Who?

Pics?


She is what one may have said, before all the Culture was Cancelled, a tad Bovine.

But doable if pushed.
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PostPosted: 18:29 - 15 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Perhaps from behind by one of the men Stinkwheel was referring to ... a little whiff of the brown might help things along
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PostPosted: 01:39 - 20 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sophie Shevardnardze.

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1401677123776.jpg

I know, diplomatic bags, concrete shoes, Atlantic Ocean, etc. But nevertheless.
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PostPosted: 10:33 - 20 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bhud wrote:
Sophie Shevardnardze.

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1401677123776.jpg

I know, diplomatic bags, concrete shoes, Atlantic Ocean, etc. But nevertheless.


She's not exactly what one would consider 'a big ask'.

Wub
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PostPosted: 12:39 - 21 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bhud wrote:
Sophie Shevardnardze.

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1401677123776.jpg

I know, diplomatic bags, concrete shoes, Atlantic Ocean, etc. But nevertheless.


You've just outed yourself as an RT watcher so watch out or you'll be on Chickenstrips Communist sympathizer watchlist. Shocked
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 21 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
She's not exactly what one would consider 'a big ask'.

Wub


With you on this one mate I would be into that faster than a rat up a drain pipe Wub
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Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
MCN wrote:
She's not exactly what one would consider 'a big ask'.

Wub


With you on this one mate I would be into that faster than a rat up a drain pipe Wub


Talking of rats up drainpipes, what's happened to King29?
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PostPosted: 13:57 - 21 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dagmar buried him under the patio after a BDSM session witha balloon went badly wrong.
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PostPosted: 10:35 - 22 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bhud wrote:
Sophie Shevardnardze.

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1401677123776.jpg

I know, diplomatic bags, concrete shoes, Atlantic Ocean, etc. But nevertheless.


Hmm not sure I'd dare. Has the look of a Bond-girl-villain who'd catch you out with razor blades up her chuftie...
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 22 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Hmm not sure I'd dare. Has the look of a Bond-girl-villain who'd catch you out with razor blades up her chuftie...


Russian roulette anybody?
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 22 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
RT watcher



Oooo, I just thought of another one.
Afshin Rattansi, who does "Going Underground" on RT.
*wibble*
I picked him up once when I was minicabbing with Addy Lee.
Had no idea who he was at the time. He lounged about in my front passenger seat, oozing charm as if he owned the whole car, and all the little cameramen guys were squished into the back seat, all sucking up to him.

Charismatic AF.
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